Imagine being so unable to love your child that you set fire to the whole damn world instead.

I invite the Bears to go to Hammond. Seems like they enjoy giving away taxpayer money to assholes.

If you’d told me on January 7th 2021 that everyone in this picture would be pardoned and be paid $1 million each for reparations, I’d have said you were insane. It turns out that it’s American voters that are insane.

No correlation to the decline of union membership, of course.

🚨🚨🚨LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE.🚨🚨🚨 🚨🚨I HAVE URGENT AND BREAKING NEWS....🚨🚨 THE CHICAGO NATIONAL LEAGUE BALL CLUB....HAS WON....A BASEBALL GAME.

It’s embarrassing, and honestly it’s starting to look like Idiocracy could see the future.

JFC. We are doomed.

Thrse thugs are convinced they can ignore a fundamental principle of democratic government—that power depends on the consent of the governed. It is up to all of us to prove how wrong they are.

Jesus fucking dumpster fire #cubs Not a fan of Counsell at this point and we also know Hoyer is in over his head and Ricketts is the worst

Nice homestand guys. #FlyTheL

If Craig Fucking Counsell were good at his job, it would be 5-4 right now.

This Cubs team sure gives me Blubaughs.

It's gonna be a 10 game losing streak, isn't it?

Goddamnit. These assholes need to stop making me agree with them.

Oz shilled for this company that was punished for fraud. Run!!

Sounds like someone needs to file for money from the weaponization fund. As opposed to all these fucksticks that actually committed crimes, we're tried, convicted by a jury, and then pardoned by asshole fucking narcissist politicians.

Fuck this fucking fuck, and all the other fucking fucks that fucking suck rich people's dicks.

He promised to release his tax returns as soon as there were no more audits pending, and now there are no more audits pending.

Anyone who looks at the graph of real US GDP per capita knows we have more now than we did during the Great Society. This is a distribution issue.

If your byline sits atop a think-piece this morning about how Donald Trump is still a powerful political monolith because he can get GOP voters in deep red districts to heed his endorsement in primary contests, you need to go find an actual journalist and let him use you to wipe his ass clean.

Kind of feel like we especially don’t need fancy law explainers at the moment. “Can the president just take money when he wants?” A third grader could answer this. A Yale law prof is likelier to write the wrong answer so their 2L can work for Alito

When Twitter was heavily used by liberals, it was a bubble. Now that it’s mostly right-wing bots directed by a ketamine-addicted neo-Nazi billion, it’s more like real life.

I thought you already effectively held this job. And, WHEN? Can we do this right now? Can Congress authorize this exchange?

“High gas prices… boy, I don’t know…”

Donald Trump has repeatedly said he does not care about American's financial situation. As a fair-minded reporter, it's my job to paraphrase his words in a way that's less repelling to voters.

Black American should not be given reparations for hundreds of years of slavery. Here’s why the January 6 rioters should be given reparations for a couple months in jail for committing treason

In an unusual flight path, jet flies into World Trade Center.

Craig not learning lessons is bad. Maton is NOT a fucking 8th inning leverage guy.

🖕🏼🖕🏼Donald trump is a— “history has never seen this kind of raging, insane, idiot resident of the White House, before.”

Nothing like doubling down on an appalling statement by a president. Congratulations to the 77M fucking idiots who elected this fuckwit. Hope bankruptcy is chasing you.

Trump derangement syndrome is being so deranged that you think Donald Trump actually gives a fuck about you.

I have a feeling that people are quickly going to find out after these midterms that we are not going to vote ourselves out of fascism.

FINAL: CUBS 10, BULLS 5. Time for a Cubs/Bears City Connect. Keep the winners with the winners, and the losers with the losers. And, yes, it pains me to say that about the team that Jordan build, but here we are.

Like anyone is following any rules anymore. The next Democratic president should just hold a press conference and introduce the four new Supreme Court justices and send them over to the building.

Unbefuckinglieveable.

Grampa needs his nappy...I mean 'executive'...time.

In his 2nd Inaugural, Abraham Lincoln delivered what might be the most devastating rebuttal to the Both Sides lie in history. "Both parties deprecated war but one of them would make war rather than let the nation survive, and the other would accept war rather than let it perish. And the war came."

I remember the last time these morons were in charge of disease response. Not. Buying. It.

“The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand”

Starting to think he doesn’t have the cards

I visited the Pentagon recently and remarked to my escort there were lots of bathrooms. He said it’s because the Pentagon’s in Virginia and when it was built Jim Crow laws were in effect - the separate bathrooms were for blacks. As we saw in Virginia today, the past isn’t dead. It isn’t even past.

So according to the Virginia Supreme Court, Republicans can just rebroadcast, retransmit, or give accounts of games without the express written consent of Major League Baseball and Democrats somehow can’t?

You're in a chess tournament against last year's champion. He jumps a pawn clear across the board to take your rook. "That's not how chess works!" you say to the judge. That's when you learn the tournament's judges get appointed by the previous year's champion. (What reading the news feels like)