LeBron absolutely 100% knows where he’s playing next season. You just know deep down he wants to do The Decision 2.0. Insufferable.

In 2001, Walter Cronkite appeared on the David Letterman show and shared his thoughts.

Mike Soroka is safely on the IL for the DBacks, but I bet they're still working out whether they can stash him for 2 horrible spot starts sometime in late August.

England and France are only playing for third place, but the winner does get to reclaim the North American fur trade

Everything Trumps nazi regime is doing is against either the constitution or the law. Everything he's done requires congressional approval. A simple fucking question is... where is Congress. If they can't do anything about this, why do we need them? They all should be voted out and replaced.

The documents that Trump released and endorsed clearly validate and detail a massive Russian intelligence service operation to elect Donald Trump of which he and his entourage were aware and in which they knowingly participated. Russiagate is real, we learn.

I always root for the bulls in Pamplona.

LeBum James is such a "pick-me" fuckstick. Nothing ever changes.

LOL @ Rockford.

When @johnfetterman.com heard “country over party” guess nobody specified what country

Tonight, you will likely hear the president claim there was foreign interference in the 2020 election. To be clear, there were attempts, but there was no evidence they changed any election outcome. From a joint DOJ/FBI/DHS/CISA report in 2021: www.dhs.gov/sites/defaul...

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counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them

For all the conservative pundits gnashing their teeth and lecturing us about our reactions to Lindsey Graham's death...

I'm going to KEEP talking about how Florida Senator Rick Scott, the RICHEST man in all of Congress DEFRAUDED Medicare & is trying to CUT Social Security. Will you join me?🤚

NO 👇 LIES DETECTED.......

Today I am remembering that governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed. And that, whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it.

“What kind of man would cheat at this golf?” 😂

This. They love one version of America. The one that only major cities can provide. Go to Omaha or Oklahoma City and see how this goes.

"In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people."

I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.

Sometimes I get paid to say the obvious, so here’s me doing that right now defector.com/only-a-compl...

When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent. ~ Issac Asimov #ThoughtfulThursday

They're religious freaks. That's what the fuck is wrong.

Folarin Balogun, who is a US citizen because he was born here, scores a go-ahead goal for the US team in a knockout game. Score one for birthright citizenship.

Clarence Thomas says the 14th Amendment should be read narrowly because it was written for formerly enslaved people. By that logic, the 2nd Amendment was written for muskets, not AR-15s. Funny how that kind of originalism only shows up when it's convenient.

Unfortunately, politicians and sports broadcasters keep convincing gullible citizens that stadium deals are economic drivers for the region. We keep getting scammed. www.currentaffairs.org/news/taxpaye...

Medicare for All - "That's socialism!" Social Security - "That's socialism!" Debt free education - "That's socialism!" Universal childcare - "That's socialism!" $1 trillion in tax cuts for the richest 1%... "That's just how it is."

Bessent says Iran was "two weeks away" from a nuclear weapon (In other words, they'd get one as soon as Trump released his healthcare plan ... )

John Adams and the US Senate said that “the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.” A guy who drink drinks five gin-and-tonics before noon says the US was meant to be theocracy. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust

Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. What. The. Fuck.

All they do is lose in court because their lawsuits are frivolous, petty, vengeful, and stupid. Just like the pumpkin-headed dipshit who orders them against his political enemies. May he leave this world soon.

Probably has more personality than Liz Truss and Keir Starmer combined.

Rent fuckin free... This is what the fat-fingered vulgarian does all day.

Fucking MAGAt douchenozzles.

We're one press release away from learning the algae was funded by George Soros.

If you think New York hates his ugly orange ass, try my hometown.

The three players in this photo: 1. Nigerian heritage, grew up in England, and is only a citizen thanks to birthright citizenship. 2. Born + raised in Holland, has a dad who immigrated to the US from Suriname. 3. Said he wanted to “make people who look like me proud” while playing on Juneteenth

Donald Trump and Jimmy Buffett were both born in 1946. The fact that the one that spread nothing but love is dead yet the one that spreads nothing but hate lives on tells you that there is no god.

A note to MAGA Republicans mocking James Talarico's masculinity: Here is princess on her floral bedding:

I'm getting very close to telling MLB to fuck all the way off.

Future historian department: -Front page of today's NYT reports creation of world's first trillionaire. -Lead op-ed of same NYT is about worst-ever Ebola outbreak, which *this VERY SAME trillionaire* enabled, with his "chainsaw" destruction of US public health in the world. The book writes itself

The UFC spectacle reminds me that MTG’s bf Brian Glenn gave Zelensky the business for not wearing a suit to the WH. Well, fuck him & the whore he rode in on.

Matt Shaw is unavailable tonight because he’s too saddened by not getting into last night’s game to show off all the cool misinterpreted bible references he had written on his hat for Pride Night.

The world's first trillionaire received 38 Billion Dollars from the US government. But, no, we won't have enough money to pay for school lunches for your kids. Or give you healthcare. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So it sounds like Turning Point funded domestic terrorism. 🤬. FFS

This might be hard for Americans to hear, but the USA getting humiliated by its abject failure as a power during this Iran War might be the best thing possible at this time. The country needs to understand there are consequences for electing a crook.

Remember how dignified the White House used to look before flashy new-money white-trash moved in? The British in the War of 1812 treated the building with more respect.