Congratulations, Senators Durbin, Masto, Fetterman, Hassan, Kaine, King, Rosen, and Shaheen: This is part of the corruption you just enabled.

Is this like a "Twilight Zone" episode and the vote just stays 56-40 forever?

From 1831, the great Honoré Daumier's "Gargantua," depicting King Louie-Philippe eating the poor's money and shitting it into the hands of the rich.

"We're gonna take you and the Queen/Down to the guillotine/It's somewhere in the heart of town/And when that fella there is through/With what he's gonna do/You'll have no place to wear your crown" - Allan Sherman, "You Went the Wrong Way, Old King Louie"

Shitstain Stadium (SS) has a nice ring to it.

From @deadder.bsky.social:

This is just a warm-up before their "Tariffs? Why, of course--do whatever you like" decision coming down the pike.

But please, Mr. President--tell us all about how much you hate communists.

Cue invasion of Venezuela.

If Democrat leaders can't win the mid-terms on "Republicans zealously fight to keep Americans starving" alone, then they may wish to seek other avenues of public service.

Said Trump: "I have no idea what Tennessee is."

Make it not so!!

Sandwich Guy found not guilty!

For those of you who cheered Musk and DOGE and have now lost their SNAP benefits, I'm sure this warms the cockles of your MAGA hearts.

Actually, it's comforting to know that he cares just as little for the people who work with him as he does for everyone else in this country.

Putting quotes around the word "affordability" indicates he doesn't know what affordability means.

Can't we all smell the onions and mustard?

I thought this was an AI joke, but it's apparently a placeholder for where the real sign will be added. Next, I suppose, to "The Grift Shop."

This just in: A surprise witness during the sandwich case! "He told me to change the ketchup to onions and mustard, or else he said I'd never work at Subway ever again."

"It's a one-way ratchet toward the gradual but continual accretion of power in the executive branch and away from the people's elected representatives." - Justice Neil Gorsuch, displaying a comically monstrous lack of self-awareness in today's Trump tariffs case

Can you hear the stampede of people running from New York to Florida and Texas? It's deafening, I tellz ya! Deafening!!

Now Trump will demand that Greg Abbott make it illegal for Democrats to vote in Texas.

Nice sentiment, but he's no Howard Beale.

Whiny bitch said what?

Drinking game for rest of tonight: One for each time Trump posts "RIGGED" or "COMMUNIST."

Let the exododus begin!

A fuckin' blow-out.

21% of the votes in, and Sherrill is up 64.4% to Ciattarelli's 35.1%.

As a non-New Yorker, let me say I would gladly vote for Mamdani if I were a New Yorker. As a Jew, let me say, "Fuck you, you fucking fuck."

As with so many questionable news items, I had to look this up to make sure it's real. And it is.

Not since Ernie Pyle covered D-Day have the scars of battle been so harrowingly recounted.

"Nixon was a professional politician, and I despised everything he stood for -- but if he were running for president this year against the evil Bush-Cheney gang, I would happily vote for him." - Hunter S. Thompson

A late thank you to @judithbolyard.bsky.social for adding me to her Yesterday, i.e., Monday starter pack!

Cuomo's waiting for endorsements from P. Diddy and Andrew Mountbatten Windsor to really put him over the top.

Goodbye to the wonderful Diane Ladd.

Prop 50. Yes. No monitors to be seen.

I'm sure Trump would do the same thing in a second for Garry Trudeau.

For those of you who can stomach watching Trump on "60 Minutes," I'm sure you'll be shocked that they left this out.

The suspects should be lucky that military planes didn't just bomb them.

Kash Patel, last seen with his girlfriend on an FBI jet headed to a monster truck rally, could not be reached for comment.

"They were careless people, Tom and Daisy – they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made." - F. Scott Fitzgerald, "The Great Gatsby"

Expect hard-hitting questions like: Is it difficult being so virile and handsome? Can you describe the Lincoln bathroom renovations in detail? And when will you finally, and justifiably, make it illegal for Democrats to vote?

My, my, my. Does she kiss her Lord and Savior (Jesus and/or Trump) with that mouth?

Oh, snap!

Good to know this administration's top priority is not making sure its citizens have enough to eat, but proudly remodeling bathrooms that said citizens will neither see nor use nor get within a thousand miles of. Bravo.

Something Halloween-related, which I wrote a thousand years ago.