God bless Jim Harbaugh for piling on with that field goal.

REALLY need a garbage time Vikings touchdown which seems highly unlikely considering their own offensive line might be actively attempting to kill Carson Wentz.

Just guessing Jarace Walker heat check 3 with about 18 seconds on the shot clock wasn’t what the Pacers were looking for there.

The Pacers aren’t gonna suck without Halliburton. Too many real ass dudes on this team.

Justin Jefferson Demand a Trade Challenge

Trump literally describing how they’re gonna mass murder civilians in Venezuela and you turn on the nightly news and… youtu.be/LExQXGCtz4Y?...

I feel seen.

LeBron didn’t know…

Might as well add in cocaine too.

I am in awe

Fun fact: Victor Wembanyama started tonight with +1000 NBA MVP odds on FanDuel. He’s down to +550 and hasn’t finished playing game 1. I was literally just about to plunk $100 down on it until seeing those odds get cut almost in half. (mumbles “fuck” to myself)

OMG WEMBY!!!

Pistons could save my FanDuel account from any necessary weekend deposit if they could come back against the Bulls…

An entire offseason to come up with some and Joe Mazzulla still doesn’t have any last second shot play calls. It’s always just some absolute garbage iso. FFS just go back in time and steal plays from Spolstra.

Can Xavier Tillman not put the ball in the basket? Like… ever?

Corruption goes courtside.

Dead ass serious Neemias Queta is legitimately better than Joel Embiid at this point. And I’m not even factoring in salary cap ramifications which are, vast.

That Celtic’s 3rd quarter:

Hate how much I like VJ Edgecombe. I already like Tyrese Maxey and as a Celtics fan that’s already 1 too many 76ers to like. 2 is borderline heretical.

I’d very much like to see no more of Graham Platner’s naked torso and shitty tattoos, Nazi or otherwise, thank you very much. Is there really nobody cool in Maine that can beat Susan fucking Collins? It’s SUSAN Collins. Christ.

Celebrating the full NBA opening night by putting literally every game in 2 $25 parlays lol. Hey if the Spurs win it’s possible I could hit both. 😂

Oh, yay. Double OT. Any chance only 1 team will score 2 points and I can still win this parlay KD ruined for me by bricking that free throw at the end of regulation?

Reggie Miller decided he was gonna corner the market on ‘craziest NBA take of the year’ on night 1 game 1. OKC should retire James Harden’s # is absolutely unhinged stuff. Reggie Miller ladies and gentlemen.

Reed Sheppard playing defense

Translation: Trump is now a serial killer on top of being a serial sexual predator Great job America!

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only…

Shout out to the Denver Broncos for spending the first 3 hours of that game letting the Giants put points on the board and killing my $20 parlay. If they just cover the spread I’d be a simple Lions win tomorrow night away from $475.

Justin Herbert is just another quarterback Drake Maye is better than.

Drake Maye has 2 incomplete thrown passes today. 2. There’s less than 5 minutes left in the game.

Me, blocking all those government accounts

joe flacco v aaron rodgers in 2025 is forbidden old man yaoi

Steelers are fraudulent no matter the outcome of this game by the way.

Ja’Marr Chase making 63 year old Joe Flacco look spectacular.

Robby Roadsteamer being the Pete Seeger of our time makes a lot of sense when you consider we’re clearly living in the dumbest timeline. This is a compliment. Oh, and abolish ICE.

Trump is angling to start a war with Venezuela to steal their oil, in case nobody has figured that out yet.

Woke up from a nap and D’Angelo is dead? At 51? 2025 continues to be

If leadership Dems actually did their jobs they’d be using precisely this sorta thing in every swing district in the country nonstop till November next year. They’re literally Nazis. But this sorta thing is too untoward for feckless Chuck and Stock-tip Nancy. apple.news/AcMDxurLLQQe...

Falcons really called a pass play on 1st & 10 right before the 2 minute warning up 7 fairly deep in Bills territory… That deserved to be a pick6 due to sheer stupidity.

Bijon Robinson out there torturing Bills mafia to close out this game.

Bruh just run home… Ta fuk you waiting for?

If the Washington Football Team can win by 6 this was just phenomenal textbook hedging by me. Bills looking exceedingly mid. (The 1st place New England Patriots has a nice familiar ring to it 😏)

Oh the Bills are about to get absolutely trucked.

Happy Chiefs fans with a lead late in the second half: Time for some racist group chanting!!! Top 5 worst fan base.

Drake Maye Masterclass complete. If the Patriots could run the football even a little they’d of hung a 40 piece on the Saints.

Just 2 fully invented offensive pass interference calls on Stefon Diggs so far. These refs are straight garbage.

The NFL officiating crew working this Patriots vs Saints game is um, not the best.

Luka Doncic saying “oops I did it again” on Hot Ones…

Me, watching the Philadelphia Eagles rn

2025/26 NFL season: