Sylvia Plath Easy Bake Oven

i'm sorry men being forced to answer for themselves is so painful. you know what's more painful? the level of intimate partner violence in this country. the baseline disrespect and humiliation that women are forced to take in order to survive.

Didn't know Graham Platner worked for GOG

it's ok to vote for people who aren't going to win! you did it last time!

"Billy, this is Graham Platner. He's an ex-Marine, wildly charismatic, and has great politics. His only defect is that he's all defects."

How Ston cold Steve Austin to the big show

Just discovered that the water fountain mechanic from Duke Nukem 3D originated in Ken's Labyrinth You'd have to be even more unc than me to know that. Doom was the first fps I played and duke3d was the first one I owned

Apparently the Koreans discovered twink death in 2003 and made a movie about it It's called "Oldboy"

wirh alt text cuz Pride is inclusive

[Alien disguised as a human trying to pick up chicks at the club] Hey baby, wanna come back to my place? I have very strong muscles, a large amount of earth currency and a huge *checks notes* vagina

told my mom what happened at the clinic she told my dad the story and he called me saying "what happened? how did you manage to get pregnant again?!" so now i have to bring this image back for a second time

Nowadays if you made a phone company it would be called AT4T because of woke

ru paul is the mr beast of gender and they both deserve the same fate

this is my kind of company motto right here

This post getting 2 likes from very pretty girls is like poetic justice or something

Can't remember ever wanting to vomit at a ken post before "If you're not an abusive nazi mercenary, you're an impotent trans"

I've got something against drag Okay, not inherently But like, the ostentatious mockery of femininity by males in a certain kind of drag Is not helping in the larger sociopolitical situation I'm on the drag queen's side against the fascists, but make it easier

I'm so rural that when I hear a car alarm siren, I know it's a roommate in the other room watching TV I've heard a car alarm in person like 10 times in my whole life

i can't even decide, i would need so many id look like the back of a liberal's prius

I assume these items were popular in the 1950's because that seems to be the vintage of the cartoons I was seeing in reruns when I was tiny

“DAAAAAA BACKROOMS”

I may be drunk, but you're very pretty Both of you

this line is living rent free in my brain

Oh great, now I'm going to have to start specifying "the good one" like I have to ever since that pointless The Thing prequel

Damn girl are you a group of pirates after a big haul? Cuz I want you to split my booty

Talarico is running for senate? The Intellivision Amico guy?

Happy Pride

There's only one flag in my bio and the colors are tastefully limited

She Ernest on my P. Worrell til I Goes To Jail

I just had a sneezing fit and every time I sneezed, she meowed at me

I don't know why my phone hyper saturated this shot, but she's a very good girl, just slightly less orange

What if instead of Memento the movie was called Pimento and his mental disability was eating olives backwards

Because it's always correct. It never changes. Police aren't designed to solve or prevent crimes. Police are designed to put innocent Black people into pre-trial detention Just like ICE isn't designed to solve or prevent crimes. ICE is designed to put innocent immigrants into deportation detention

help

Oh great, now the rich will have 2 rows of teeth? Like a shark?

Andre the Giant cracking up over Bret Hart's gay orgy cartoons sounds like the least real story ever, but i didn't make it up youtu.be/377yGfEOPek?

I've been to very few concerts with bands people have heard of Probably the most recognizable are The Misfits and Alt-J, which is a weird overlap in both time and genre

Walter Skinner...Seymour Skinner... "Am I part of the conspiracy? No! It's the agents who are wrong!"

My favorite interpretations of the ending of The Thing are either Both are human and they still haven't overcome their paranoia (direct interpretation of the whole point of the movie) Or both are the thing and we have ironically infected it with our paranoia

A perfect opportunity for The Thing to spread

You think you're better than me? Yeah you're right, fair play

with all of the love in my heart; what if mr. bean took place in a cyberpunk setting

Trans FBI director J. Edgar Hooters

they should have a movie information wiki but for porn IMDP (I'm sure there already is one, I just wanted to make the DP joke)

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to top her

Mulder AND Scully? In this conspiracy?

Tommy Tallarico is the Elizabeth Holmes of video game consoles