okay i think i’m onto something here (she said, still glowing from cuddling cats)

what the fuck are you saying right now

i’m wearing my 5-year @unicornriot.bsky.social shirt i could have sworn i got yesterday and just noticed that their profile pic is currently celebrating their 10-year anniversary, good lord time does fly

*rob zombie voice* more deer here than humans

all aliens in fiction are one of four things Autism Jewish Orientalism Deeply thoughtful exploration of inhuman psychology that took the author fifteen years and a neuroscience degree to create also they're vampires

This isn't a win. It's a systematic way to catalog protesters and legal observers into the Palantir database. It's not even tinfoil hat category to claim this any longer. We're being targeted and added to watch lists.

It's not that girls are weapons, actually. It's that weapons, as objects coveted by men who view the possession and conspicuous use of them as intrinsically demonstrative of their masculinity, are a type of woman.

Lots of regular degular, never-done-an-activism folks have been activated in recent months and are working alongside a bunch of seasoned, die-hard, been-tired-for-ten-years-or-more organizers, and you don't know all of those stories bc most people are moving with a bit of discretion in these times.

well this is certainly an encouraging thing to see in the applicant tracking software platform i just gave a bunch of PII to

Minnesotans aren't even talking about Stancil. Like someone mentioned it days ago and then we went about actual business. Honestly, all y'all on both sides of Stancil could stand to log off instead of talking about him. But give us money first

Let me take a moment to plug @liberationlib.bsky.social, who send books (chosen by the kids, wherever possible) to incarcerated kids. Those kids are mostly teenagers. They are also cruelly dehumanized by an inhumane system.

why do you have me upload my resume if you're going to demand i reenter all the data from that resume why do you have me create an account to apply if that account doesn't let me reuse my data between applications to companies how is everyone worse at this than last time i had to look

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look

The plot of Alien has kinda happened to me in that I disagreed with a coworker about how to tackle a problem

the culture war has assigned these scandals to opposing political teams but the epstein files and russiagate are the same story

in a sign of its growing popularity, i received a phishing email pretending to be a failed billing notification from @dropout.tv the other day, routed to spam with the various other fraudulent failed billing notifications for hbo max, netflix, and costco

"palm reader" means two distinct things depending on whether you're encountering it in a tent or a datacenter

A lot of carceral workers are nonwhite people. Another example of why we need to deal with the racial politics of how people are recruited and encouraged to become carceral workers, and how the pathologizing of nonwhite communities and their “redemption” through carceral service are part of that.

If a single public school teacher made this much in "overtime" every single politician with an R after their name, and several with a D, would bury them under the prison and use it as an excuse to completely abolish public education.

you definitely don't need to assume all the conspiracy theories are probably true because most of them are just thousands of years of scapegoating jewish people for shit everyone else was doing! have some sense!

i would simply not play soccer less than two weeks after getting wrist surgery

that little exchange between newbon and heyman while newbon parked the ball was adorable #CBRvMVC #alw

KENNEDY WHITE #ALW #CbrvMvc

I FUCKING BELIEVE

, OH MY FUCKING GOD?????? THE AMERICAN????????!!!??;

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

A state rep says “legislators have not been given evidence that drugs are infiltrating prisons via printed materials.” And yet

"let those who have never asked for money from a convicted child sex trafficker cast the first stone. oh. oh there are a lot of you. wow. that's uh,,, maybe start with pebbles, then?"

A Black-capped Chickadee showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory.

I hate that this is all just easy to piece together from this guy's poorly-spelled emails

Tonight’s #sunset on the #KapitiCoast of #NewZealand #birds #EastCoastKin

Female #kakapo Atareta on her nest on Anchor two days ago. She has at least two eggs, which we'll "candle" to determine fertility in a few days' time, when the oldest is about 10 days old. The nest is huge, so it will be hard to access the eggs. #kakapo2026 #conservation #birds #parrots

I fucking hate wizard school!!!!!!!!!!! The physics majors make me cast spells that defy the laws of physics while chanting go white boy go

I'm one of the people who got him to delete the old politics board, I'm not sure I feel about finding out I got overridden by fucking epstein

starting to think this epstein fella might have had some distasteful ideas

Been overwhelmed lately but my partner made me manta rayviolies So things aren't all bad

it seems there’s a fundamental difference in theory of change among people who think the purpose of activism is to make the Adults in the room finally notice and come in and save us, and people who think the purpose of activism is to build the power we need to save ourselves this shapes our tactics

I Dreamed of Butter’s Tender Embrace, and When I Woke Up All That Remained were Memories and This Non-Dairy Spread

every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds

thought i had burned my breakfast and that’s why the air quality meter was yellow, but turns out it’s the melbourne air?

By their own numbers, almost 50% of what Bluesky moderation gets up to is just manually labeling replies as rude. 👍

The bad news is that this site is almost certainly filled with feds by now. The good news is that we can give them all fetishes that will absolutely make them question their entire lives. This is the plot to pretty much every Grant Morrison comic by the way.

When you carve out your humanity nothing humane is left behind

are you telling me a qud made these caves

wait was i supposed to say "not much what's upscrolled with you, dog?" because that's the response my girlfriend just gave me with that shit-eating grin that makes me feel things

tied to the ship’s mast writhing at the sound of your voice calling to me, call that homererotic

live fast, die tired

That sour lemon meme but with a #canadaGoose #birdArt #meme #lemon #goose #traditionalArt

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

i can confirm the chats I’m in which include renowned security specialists - people who actually advise on how to protect your comms from authoritarian dictators for a living - also think this outburst of paranoia about Signal is really weird and unwarranted