Tess 8 days ago
Singing coach, decades from now: "you did it, Tess. You finally have the range and vocal control to perform 'il dolce suono', I'm so incredibly proud of you 🥲"
Me: "great! ☺️ (clears throat, perfect male register) Is Dexter ill today? (perfect female register) No, Mr Kirk, Dexter's in school!"
add a skeleton here at some point