Caves of Qud mutates onto the Nintendo Switch, February 16th!

all hail the karate attorney and his unofficial ted talk

OH: "You're saying the muppets are alive and just willingly have someone fist them in front of a camera?"

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Jeffrey" i holler as i overturn a brazier at the billionaire party and turn this Eyes Wide Shut into Eyes Wide Shit

we said all along that they wanted Gawker dead not because we embarrassed a pro wrestler but because the Epstein story is one Gawker was covering a decade before most other people caught up & was just one of many stories exposing powerful people and their misdeeds

NEW: since last year, a pair of "highly trained" feds have been involved in an array of incidents attacking crowds with chemical weapons. We used public records and open source analysis to identify Edgar Vazquez and Michael Sveum, alongside some other members of their tactical team. Read more:

1:30 am?!

You cannot fight evil effectively if you don't understand how it's manufactured, or how a road that may have felt normal to you delivered us to so much evil.

the real lesson from the epstein files is not that he’s unique, but that there are a lot more people like him collaboratively making the world a worse place that haven’t been caught, and they may also have vast troves of data outlining their wretched behaviours that wait in a gmail or icloud account

the alt text field is where you imagine what guybrush threepwood might say if he examined your image

[wife holding box of mac & cheese] the powder packet is missing, weird [me holding large glass of what looks like orange milk] that is weird

Southernizing MLK is a comfortable story. Examining his participation in northern struggles against racism—rent strikes, school strikes— complicates this history.

Most things are about elite impunity but they are also about state abandonment.

okay i think i’m onto something here (she said, still glowing from cuddling cats)

what the fuck are you saying right now

i’m wearing my 5-year @unicornriot.bsky.social shirt i could have sworn i got yesterday and just noticed that their profile pic is currently celebrating their 10-year anniversary, good lord time does fly

*rob zombie voice* more deer here than humans

all aliens in fiction are one of four things Autism Jewish Orientalism Deeply thoughtful exploration of inhuman psychology that took the author fifteen years and a neuroscience degree to create also they're vampires

This isn't a win. It's a systematic way to catalog protesters and legal observers into the Palantir database. It's not even tinfoil hat category to claim this any longer. We're being targeted and added to watch lists.

It's not that girls are weapons, actually. It's that weapons, as objects coveted by men who view the possession and conspicuous use of them as intrinsically demonstrative of their masculinity, are a type of woman.

Lots of regular degular, never-done-an-activism folks have been activated in recent months and are working alongside a bunch of seasoned, die-hard, been-tired-for-ten-years-or-more organizers, and you don't know all of those stories bc most people are moving with a bit of discretion in these times.

well this is certainly an encouraging thing to see in the applicant tracking software platform i just gave a bunch of PII to

Minnesotans aren't even talking about Stancil. Like someone mentioned it days ago and then we went about actual business. Honestly, all y'all on both sides of Stancil could stand to log off instead of talking about him. But give us money first

Let me take a moment to plug @liberationlib.bsky.social, who send books (chosen by the kids, wherever possible) to incarcerated kids. Those kids are mostly teenagers. They are also cruelly dehumanized by an inhumane system.

why do you have me upload my resume if you're going to demand i reenter all the data from that resume why do you have me create an account to apply if that account doesn't let me reuse my data between applications to companies how is everyone worse at this than last time i had to look

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look

the culture war has assigned these scandals to opposing political teams but the epstein files and russiagate are the same story

in a sign of its growing popularity, i received a phishing email pretending to be a failed billing notification from @dropout.tv the other day, routed to spam with the various other fraudulent failed billing notifications for hbo max, netflix, and costco

"palm reader" means two distinct things depending on whether you're encountering it in a tent or a datacenter

A lot of carceral workers are nonwhite people. Another example of why we need to deal with the racial politics of how people are recruited and encouraged to become carceral workers, and how the pathologizing of nonwhite communities and their “redemption” through carceral service are part of that.

If a single public school teacher made this much in "overtime" every single politician with an R after their name, and several with a D, would bury them under the prison and use it as an excuse to completely abolish public education.

you definitely don't need to assume all the conspiracy theories are probably true because most of them are just thousands of years of scapegoating jewish people for shit everyone else was doing! have some sense!

i would simply not play soccer less than two weeks after getting wrist surgery

that little exchange between newbon and heyman while newbon parked the ball was adorable #CBRvMVC #alw

KENNEDY WHITE #ALW #CbrvMvc

I FUCKING BELIEVE

, OH MY FUCKING GOD?????? THE AMERICAN????????!!!??;

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

A state rep says “legislators have not been given evidence that drugs are infiltrating prisons via printed materials.” And yet

"let those who have never asked for money from a convicted child sex trafficker cast the first stone. oh. oh there are a lot of you. wow. that's uh,,, maybe start with pebbles, then?"

A Black-capped Chickadee showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory.

I hate that this is all just easy to piece together from this guy's poorly-spelled emails

Tonight’s #sunset on the #KapitiCoast of #NewZealand #birds #EastCoastKin

Female #kakapo Atareta on her nest on Anchor two days ago. She has at least two eggs, which we'll "candle" to determine fertility in a few days' time, when the oldest is about 10 days old. The nest is huge, so it will be hard to access the eggs. #kakapo2026 #conservation #birds #parrots

I fucking hate wizard school!!!!!!!!!!! The physics majors make me cast spells that defy the laws of physics while chanting go white boy go

I'm one of the people who got him to delete the old politics board, I'm not sure I feel about finding out I got overridden by fucking epstein

starting to think this epstein fella might have had some distasteful ideas

Been overwhelmed lately but my partner made me manta rayviolies So things aren't all bad