NBA Coach/Hall of Famer and 11-year vet arrested in gambling scandal Wonder what the parlay on this pai---- Uh never mind Wow wonder what the parlay on this pai---- uhh never mind www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10...

at this point it's nearly impossible to figure out who is actually stupid vs who is pretending to be stupid vs who used to be pretending to be stupid but did it for so long they became actually stupid

Updating my LEGO White House

Make Argentina Great Again

Checking in for a doctor's appointment 15 min early means you have to wait 45 min to see literally anybody, instead of the usual 30

Time to go to work. Have a good Sunday, kids.

Can a weak empty vessel bear such a huge full hogshead?

Cat Stevens is still alive

You do not have to engage. They are here in bad faith. No one needs to hear about Wayne Chrebet or Chad Pennington. Block New York Jets fans and move on.

Don't forget to hit that pen

My fav idea

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

If you complain about Bad Bunny because you can’t understand the lyrics, you’re no longer allowed to listen to Pearl Jam.

Release the Epstein files

Farmer meets FAFO

Update from the war zone in Portland.

The Chiefs going 12-0 in one-score games last year and 0-3 this year is a clear omen the gods have abandoned them. It should be treated the same way ancient peoples treated solar eclipses and floods. They must sacrifice Harrison Butker at sunrise to rid themselves of evil

i hate this goddamn team so fucking much fuck football fuck the chiefs and fuck harrison butker

🎶 I just spent 60 days in the jailhouse For the crime of having no dough, no, no Now here, I am back out on the street For the crime of having nowhere to go Save your neck or save your brother Looks like it's one or the other Oh, you don't know the shape I'm in 🎶

Watch Black Rabbit

*whispers* I couldn't name any TS songs. Sorry, just can't. I love how she helps so many people. I appreciate her, just don't know her music.

Wayward is meh

Post something random or have an awful October

Sorry we had to cancel your cancer treatment, but the Secretary of Defense had to fly all the generals in so he could call them fat.

I'm not a political genius, but I'm pretty sure the party that published a 600-page manifesto on how they want to shut down the federal government are the ones who shut down the federal government.

nothing like a nuclear scientist makin' you a beef chalupa supreme, right? But hey, peasants shouldn't be making any more than minimum wage anyway, right?

If Congress shuts down and stops working, how will we be able to tell?

don’t worry, we’re also about to stop paying them all

Crazy - whenever someone types "Trump," my autocorrect adds "Epstein Files."

Couldn’t Trump just use the $17 trillion he says he got from all these other countries to fund the government? That should cover us for a while. Where is that, by the way?

Still get Rice back in a couple of weeks

I'm full of bbq and cake

When the fluoxetine stops working.

ICE Agents Hurl Pregnant Immigrant Over Mexican Border To Prevent Birth On U.S. Soil

The Orange Blob and his minions have zero problem eliminating ANYBODY who opposes them. Yes, that DOES mean they would kill you if necessary. Shit hasn't hit the fan quite yet.

It's a Johnny Cash type of morning

Why so many humans stupid

“If you don’t own a gun, you can’t have an opinion on the Second Amendment.” Cool take! Now do uteruses.

We don’t call everyone who disagrees with us a Nazi, JD, just the ones doing Nazi shit like: -masked secret police kidnapping people off the street -creating concentration camps -attempting to eradicate trans people -banning/burning LGBTQ/opposing viewpoint books -murdering fishermen in open waters

Brain zaps suck

Kimmel: Brendan Carr is the most embarrassing Carr the Republican have embraced since the cybertruck