holy shit you can’t win if you can’t fucking shoot!!! figure it out knicks!!!

dragged a friend to the local bar and now we’re chilling with $6 Malibu breezes in an irish pub waiting for the game to start, as god intended or whatever

favorite part of EDS is walking into orthopedics offices and confusing everybody because i’m so young. front desk had to double check the doctor sees patients my age lmao

HAPPY PRIDE TO ME!!!!

also worth noting i do not recall this much celebration on my street when the Yankees were in the World Series despite living DEEP in Yankees territory. so that’s kinda funny. anyway i need to find one of the street vendors that sells bootleg knicks merch

Contemplating hitting up the bar 0.5 mile from me for game 2, because then I can get home before it’s too crazy late lmao

three more

KNICKS IN FOUR BABY LETS FUCKING GOOOO

people outside are shouting LET’S GO KNICKS and i live in a quiet residential neighborhood lmao

i hear people screaming for joy outside

good fucking grief knicks

If you get out on the court like that at the Garden I’m pretty sure James Dolan personally drone strikes you

my husband thinks this “new young generation” of basketball players is boring. he is 25 years old and does not watch basketball.

my not-a-sports-guy husband is explaining basketball to me because he used to play and it’s the only sport he actually understands

i need to go to a bar for one of these games, so i’m thinking Friday night but also i technically have class at 9am on Saturday but…. it wouldn’t be my first time missing school for sports

I think the Knicks should shoot the ball into the basket

i still dont understand basketball but i will repeat GO KNICKS

ITS TIME TO APPLY FOR 2K FOR LEO AND IM SO NERVOUS IM GONNA FUCK THIS UP

decided to order delivery for the first time in forever and I got a gigantic bento box and extra dumplings for $20 (including the tip) within 15 minutes. this is like 3 meals for me, easily

don’t let leo see this!!!!

happy pride!! to celebrate, i will continue only reading gay books + i will keep writing my own gay baseball book 😌

Happy Pride!

really truly i love it when i sleep 3 hours then my child decides he needs to be awake fighting me and sleep for 2 hours (and counting). this is great. parenting is wonderful. i’m not crying myself to sleep or anything.

never watching baseball again

14 saves and 11 blown saves, boy what a stat

I think I might hate this team

i’m gonna…………..

WHAT A CATCH

turned on the royals and we got 2 more runs so maybe I should do this more often because there is definitely a pattern

In positive parenting news, Leo just found our Chiefs football and ran up to me yelling FOOTBALL FOOTBALL CHIEFS then pointed at the TV. So we’re watching Chiefs highlights together now

toddler won’t stop screaming because i won’t let him do somersaults off the bed or onto my face so that’s fun. sorry you don’t wanna do them in a safe way, i’m not budging!

out in the city today (not in a touristy area) and just saw a stand selling tote bags that say “I may not live in NYC but Zohran is my mayor”

woke up and my toddler immediately figured it out from across the house. he is greeting me by sweeping my bedroom floor. not very well but it’s cute

Checking in on my Tomodachi game tonight and my Taylor Swift mii told me “you’ve got this bitch with ADHD vibe going on today.” Perhaps the best game I’ve ever purchased.

Spent the last few weeks looking for jeans I love to no avail. Finally ordered a bunch off Old Navy during their 50% off sale and love them all. Except they’re all 1.5-6 inches too long because of course, but that’s fixable

morning bodega find

It’s Bark at the Park night. The Orioles have photos of adoptable dogs on their video board. Here’s Aniyah, who represented Gunnar Henderson. And then Henderson hit a two-run shot

TickPick thinks Im fucking jeff bezos or some shit

Just checked in on the Royals……

Gonna have to go to a sports bar for game 2 because I just KNOW those vibes rock. i am only free for games 2 and 7 though

i was dying of cramps all night so i missed the game but GO KNICKS!!!! WIN IT ALL, I WANT TO GO TO A PARADE OR WHATEVER

Checking in on New York

I love nyc. nextdoor is doing discourse about Robert Moses and The Power Broker. a couple people are trying to argue he wasn’t racist. guess where they live (long island)

oh hey i missed a salvadong

reminder that I was AT the only game we won in that ALDS 🥰 very expensive but no regrets whatsoever

I knew who was about to bat just by the boos lol I love sports fans

PASQUATCH BABYYY LETS GO

anyhow 1 run off of that is NOT enough

my mlb app KC radio broadcast is giving me StreetEasy commercials lmao. I didn’t know the radio commercials were localized too

just accidentally found the noah kahan sesame street episode