This made me cackle. So now I hafta buy a round.

Because he'll probably never suffer a setback related *to* child rape.

Nah, little shooter. We've been seeing them for that last year. And they ain't good.

Not that I ever *had* a reason to go to Tampa, but here's making damned sure I *won't*.

I mean...so long as there's a system.

There's precious little better than walking into a place and la Principessa being greeted by her nickname. By one of the owners no less. Happy Friday and enjoy your weekend. Lousy Smarch weather notwithstanding.

Really? Independence? Independence Missouri? Seems kind of...no...that makes sense.

Trump Regime: “We are making a list of everyone on social media who criticizes ICE.” Me: “Sign me the fuck up!”

They need to check on an hourly basis these days.

The four-screens-in-one television is showing women's figure skating (I think), women's curling and Duke kicking the crap outta NC State women's basketball. Really digging this.

Tell me you don't understand math without telling me.

Thursday! HomeTown Trivia! Mae's! 7:30! Come out for a chance to win $30, 20 or 10 in gift certificates. C'mon...you know you wanna play. Tonight's hint: Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus… See alla yiz at Mae's!

But the Dow is over 50,000! Jesus, this kinda shit is so tiring.

The Epstein Files. Which serves as the correct response to why the US is doing anything from this point forward.

She Lucky my Charms until the General Mills.

The fans won't care so long as there's a winning season, though.

This is fine. Everything is fine. I would like to point out that nothing is fine. That I am being sarcastic.

That's gotta burn.🤣 #EpsteinFiles

Night of the Muppets.

I've gone on record saying I envy them their governor. But their lege is just as mean-spirited and cruel as mine.

And also the point.

Wednesday! HomeTown Trivia! Fric & Frac! 7:30! Come out for a great time & a shot at $30, 20 or 10 in house cash. C'mon...you know you wanna play. Tonight's hint: Penelope was a platypus. See alla yiz at The Frac!

If kids got raped at Denny's as often as they get raped in churches every Denny's in the country would've been burned to the ground decades ago. www.joemygod.com/2026/02/flor...

As you grow up and grow older, many people will pressure you to not be curious, playful, or kind. I think it's crucial that you ignore them. Stay curious, playful, and kind, right up until the very end.

"...if I kept my mouth shut because I can make millions-this ain't doing nothing. I just love freedom and flesh and blood of my people more than I do the money." -Muhammad Ali

Well, yeah. Fucking read.

Then you are what's known in the US as a "fucking idiot".

Transformer just blew at 39th & Terrace. Still have power in here, though.

Tuesday! HomeTown Trivia! 39th Street Brewery! 7:00! Come out for a shot at $30, 20, 10 in gift cards. Bring friends and food and we'll see how smart you are. C'mon...you know you wanna play. Tonight's hint: Can't afford to buy them for his "Uptown Girl". See alla yiz at 39th Street!

Saw the footage of her husband and youngest son signing to each other recently and did a dive into her. Then I saw her eldest son. And my heart grew three sizes. I love them all so much.

Who could imagine something going wrong?

I love this so much.

Schwarzbier! Let's get this going!

Which says a helluva lot about what ICE is doing, frankly.

I useta wonder what "sour grapes" were when I was but a callow youth. Not anymore...

bUt ThEy'Re ToO eMoTiOnAl To Be LeAdErS!

I'll miss it because I have to be charming and witty to a bar fulla drunk people, but if you have the chance, check this out. It's a good 'un.

Eww. Ick.

Of course, JD Vance also said people were eating dogs in Ohio. So you might wanna take this with a block of salt.

Dude knew how to party...

*A* film? I've spent too much time on the road to only come up with *a* film. But here's one of many.

Who'd a thunk?

"legal arguments" is capitalized. Fuck me thrice.

Sitting on the deck and hearing raccoons either fighting or fucking. It's a Friday night here in civilization.

This is the waste of oxygen that was on the east side because he needed to pee. Despite the fact that he wasn't supposed to be in Jackson Co at all and was working in Cass Co at the time of this shooting. And while he may be barred from working in KCMO, he's free to take his skills elsewhere.

Post a tree you photographed Or three. Because, just like me, you're a goddamned over achiever.

I want to shake this young man's hand. Then slip him a cocktail. Molotov.

Take as long as you need...

Probably the guy who ran for and lost election as Johnson County Sheriff. Whereas I won election not once, not twice, but thrice. But I'm entirely too shy and self effacing to mention that.