Hello, I'm nothing yet. Which surprises the hell outta me.

Having read this, I've spent an inordinate amount of time thinking about it. And I certainly hope not.

Well...yeah.

Good. Fuck all the way off you grifting shitstain.

This brings me great joy.

So much gunfire...is something happening?

I'm down. In the interests of making me happier.

Checking in. Of course, it's not midnight. But I still feel pretty comfortable.

Orca Squad activate!

Hell, a skeleton crew Waffle House staff with a tubercular cook would clean the floor with The Avengers.

Gonna enjoy the hell outta this. Even though I got a grape (aka lesser) Jolly Rancher.

Time for this classic...

So I did a thing and I'm quite pleased.

MTV is officially ending all of its music channels. In honor of that, what's your favorite music video? It's how I know the season is upon us.

Cuts down on any bothersome follow-up questions. I used to say it was probably from the drunk tank, but new year new me and suchlike.

I mean...the man runs HHS after all.

Which is a damned shame. It's really gorgeous inside. Fucking developers.

This is absolutely bonkers.

Is it irresponsible? Yes. Do I still want an otter? Yes.

Shut! Up! A Muslim King? In Europe? GYSWAOH!

This kind of "never say die" attitude is what's needed today.

Saw this when it first opened. Thought it was so well cast and wonderfully, hilariously staged. And I found out today that as of 2023, they're still married. Which kinda blows my mind.

Hey! They agreed to be part of the day! Besides, it was just Aruba. Cindieey went to Nepal with her wedding party.

That poor, poor man. Thoughts and prayers.

I'm so glad that it's back. And I love that Mychal is hosting. His enthusiasm is infectious.

I know everybody’s going WTF with the weird wave stuff but as a Chicagoan, that aside about Obama is just bananas. Why would anybody ever *pretend* to be a White Sox fan?

I had a friend get me in to see this station. It is a thing of magnificence. The idea of him being sworn in there makes my appreciator of beautiful architecture heart sing. That doing so is freaking out so many old yt people is just whipped topping on the pie.

"...can come almost comically foreign." This asshole walks among us. And votes.

La Principessa had open heart surgery at 17 months of age. I had top shelf coverage (lotsa options and we did a deep dive into which one would work best). We paid between 2-5K, ultimately. But the total was around .5 million. A fucking HSA isn't gonna do shit for people.

Holy cats! 45 year old wheat! Kinda surprised it hadn't spontaneously combusted. Mormons be crazy, man.

Nah...yer still a shitstain.

I wonder if it hurt. When he shat out his empathy.

Helped some people get housing. Gave away a lotta money. Held some folks while they cried. Pointed others toward services.. And I got to make some really great memories with la Principessa...who told me that she loved me. Unbidden. Not her usual M.O. Which makes me feel really good about myself.

4️⃣ THE NUMBER FOUR TOM THE DANCING BUG OF 2025 - Hollingsworth Hound, in "The Devil Went Down to HoundCo," from the week of August 11

That would be sweet. Took the Acela from DC to NYC (well, Jersey...something happened and we had to take a PATH train into the city) with Moynihan's private car at the rear of the train.

That Doberman!

Asking this makes me imagine a future where Don Jr and Eric are having meltdowns over who gets it and preemptively threatening to sue each other for it. Which just brightened the hell out of my day.

I present to you my latest spirit animal.

If anyone is wondering, I wear a coffee table made by the best president in the last half century.

When you go to have yt people tacos and get a coupla tamales to lead off with, gratis, you're doing something right. Have a Saturday.

Sweet '62 at the QT on Roe earlier. Tricked out to bounce. Which is what you do with a sweet ride like this.

La Principessa loves this song and will stop whatever she's doing when it plays. She also loves Richard Thompson and Florence Foster Jenkins. She's...complicated.

All hail The Great Pumpkin. If they know what's good for them.

24 years, I believe.

No...a Christmas miracle woulda been him killing only himself. Mighta made me go to church. Probably not, but for a Christmas miracle...

Ouch!

Nice to see that some people are continuing on. Warms the heart.

Welcome to America.

"And so many of you stupid motherfuckers cheered me for it."