Our airspace is sacrosanct, motherfucker!

A reminder: There'll be no trivia at Pressed Penny Thursday. They're having a birthday party and hiring butch men with square heads, no necks and hair on their thumbs to keep trivia people away. It'll be happening tonight, though. 39th Street Brewery. 7:00. C'mon...you know you wanna play.

Tuesday! HomeTown Trivia! 39th Street Brewery! 7:00! Come out for a shot at $30, 20, 10 in gift cards. Bring friends and food and we'll see how smart you are. C'mon...you know you wanna play. Tonight's hint: First person to play Emperor Palpatine. See alla yiz at 39th Street!

And if you don't have a reason, we have an app that will provide reasons.

Pretty sure this means somebody was gonna lose their access to the corporate jet if shit didn't change. Immediately if not sooner.

In honor of being done for the week, save going out and being charming and loquacious (two things that come naturally to me), I shall christen this day as done. Hope it finds alla yiz in a good place.

When I read this the first time I thought it said "Autism Equinox". Which, based on the latest attempt to distract from the Epstein Files, also makes sense.

All in due time, goddamnit! One more week...that's all I'm asking. One. measly. week.

Little shit's attention span is bollocks.

hey it's another stupid cartoon www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

Seems the right thing to do.

Waiting on my chicken and figured, "What the hell? Gotta have my first Bob's '47 eventually."

I just wanna go public now and say that if I die, cremate my ass and throw me in the East River. Which I know isn't a river, but go with me here. Oh! You probably oughta do so from the Manhattan Bridge. Because looking at the Brooklyn Bridge makes everything better.

I've had chocolate covered ants. And as a cyclist of long standing I've ingested enough flying things to know that protein is protein.

Damnit! I knew I meant to do something! And what I meant to do was create a cadre of armed lunatics who believe in crackpot dipshittery! That's what comes of not making a "To Do" list. Let that be a lesson for the resta yiz.

What time is the circle Kirk s'posed to be going down? I need to time my defecation.

Some of the most disturbing things I've ever heard have come from this very conversational beginning.

Nowadays, "funeral" is my favorite "F" word to be applied to him. The season is changing.

Damnit! I knew I meant to do something! And what I meant to do was create a cadre of armed lunatics who believe in crackpot dipshittery! That's what comes of not making a "To Do" list. Let that be a lesson for the resta yiz.

Nice outs, every one of them.

I'll be damned! I thought it was at my house somewhere, but apparently it was at my ex's house. This afternoon marked the second time I've laid eyes on my diploma. Ever. Nice to see that they spelled my name right, anyway.

Worth a shot...

Diane Morgan is an absolute gem.

Or there will be hell to pay!

I mean, Paul was a misogynistic asshole who had no issues with telling everyone else what to do...so maybe. As well, Cardinal Dolan ought be out there protecting and moving around child molesters. Like any other prelate in the 21st century. Not showing his ass over this laughable nonsense.

"We just investigated. Turns out soap causes neurodivergence. Authenticity and passion are like cancer for capitalism, which means they’re like cancer for you too. Evacuate the restroom immediately."

"Our dear leader's skin is thinner than a sheet of plastic wrap"

Oof! Just read a Rob Schneider tweet (I'm waiting for my kid to get offa work, my options are limited) that was hyper simplistic claptrap, like you'd expect, and the nastiness in the responses is off the chain. Glad that I'll spend my evening at the theatre, so I won't see such as that for a while.

Okay...am I seeing this right? There's a Knicks/Pistons game on that sez it's a playoff? I'm not a close adherent of the basketballing, but isn't that kind of early?

Mormons after one year of being on a mission:

Look who was hanging out on the deck railing earlier. And being quite vocal.

Found my copy! The following pretty neatly puts a bow on why Dizz-knee is and always has been a malignant force in the US: "The message, never stated but avuncularly implied, is that America's values ought to reflect those of the Walt Disney Company, and not the other way around." -Carl Hiaasen

Everything becomes fashionable in WYCO eventually. Even yt cops murdering black men. It just takes five years. Sometimes more.

All part of their new marketing push.

"I'm 94 years old. And I'm moving to Manhattan for the first time today." "I live in Staten." "My condolences."

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Dunno why, but when I first saw this I thought it was a car. And if it were, I would ride in it. You wouldn't even have to offer me candy or a puppy.

This is impossibly sweet and cute.

TBF, she didn't have a whole helluva lotta options what with being a trad wife and all.

My boss wishes he could fire me. Stupid sonofabitch!

"It's hard out here for a (hate) pimp."

I would be first in line. And I doubt it would ever get old.

Doesn't it make you wanna look that hint up? Sure it does!

I realized that some people may be thinking that this Kimmel situation is “only” about comedians and humorists. No. This is 100% about the chilling effect on ALL speech, journalism, news reporting, and commentary. This will make ALL media participants afraid to criticize Trump, and that’s fascism

"And would Jesus want our nation further divided? I, for one, think not."

Today… #TrumpEpstein

Valentine's Day of the Jackal

Big “Baron from the Baronies” energy calling your spouse your “marriage partner.”

What I've noticed, anyhow.