I don't need a summary of what's available online, in biographies, or even in my own notes. I need to comb through and find the great details, decide what interests ME. No, it's not efficient. It's slow and painstaking. But I don't believe in efficiency as an ultimate good, especially in writing. /

I see you, Emerson Hancock baseballsavant.mlb.com/savant-playe...

Per Stathead, no MLB team since at least 1898, the earliest year for which their relevant data stretches back, has started their year without a single in their first two games. Until the 2026 Seattle Mariners.

Kinda wish he was Cooper Pitchwell

Dom Canzone, notable Mariner, MLB home run leader?

Similar math this year. Weather is nicer, Costco hot dogs are still the same low price.

GOMS

Dan Wilson Catcher Debut: 1992 - Retired: 2005 CIN - SEA

Maybe a country that has vision insurance should host the next WBC

JULIO TAKE IT ALL ITS ALL YOURS <3

swung on CRUSHED OOH SHIT

Kenneth Walker III SBMVP cutup

I am passing the phone to the Big Dumper

Not sure about Munoz with the bat but hi Victor!

Hi everybody!

Could not come a moment too soon

Found a few friends!

The Seahawks don’t turn over the ball ONCE en route to the #SBLX championship 🤯🏈 (via ESPN Insights)

Mike MacDonald put him in the contraption

The Washington Post just laid off its entire award-winning photo team. They were our eyes in places we'll never see. It's a horrifying loss at a time when lying governments, propaganda and AI slop are on the rise.

This has gotta be the ugliest Seahawks hat I’ve seen in a long while. Who said yes to this? This feels bootleg. Also what is going on with those head dimensions.

Screw it, Sam Darnold Player of the Game graphic.

here in LA it's really quiet but that's also how it sounds after a big Rams win

I am absolutely going to be white-knuckling it until the baseball season starts. I don't expect it to fix anything in the world or in me, but it'll at least get the ratio between Nasty Slider Videos and pictures of RFK Jr's awful hot dog meat face on my timeline back in order somewhat.

From my window, from tonight

hey no thank you!

The Seattle Mariners won the World Series in 2026.

THIS IS HOW IT FEELS TO CHEW 5 GUM

MARINERS FAM: Bee needs some help, and I’ve got some cards I’m willing to give away. If you’re interested in any of these, DM me – we’ll work out an amount, and I’ll mail you the card with proof of that donation to Bee. I’m thinking $50 for Woo, $40 for Bryce, and $20 each for the rest. GOMS

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Revisiting this, I think we see an all time season from Julio next year, all things considered. Elections matter! GOMS

THATS KRAKEN HOCKEY BABYYYY

That’s kraken hockey babyyyyyy

In case anyone was wondering, this was done by George Kirby.

Good news! We have a fantastic history with the number 54 here in Seattle

Lou Piniella LF-RF-DH Debut: 1964 - Retired: 1984 KCR - NYY - CLE - BAL

Important.

They need to communicate the signs to Springer with trash cans. Everyone knows this.

i would love to play center field when a no-doubt 430-foot home run is hit and run into the outfield wall at a dead sprint. as the camera cinematically pans up to follow the ball you briefly see me in the corner of the screen absolutely eating shit

TIRED: I can’t go to bed, the game’s still on. WIRED: I can totally go to bed, the game will still be going in eight hours.

GIVE THEM METAL BATS

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Still think there should be an alternate broadcast where everything is identical except the baseball screams anytime it’s hit