From my window, from tonight

hey no thank you!

The Seattle Mariners won the World Series in 2026.

THIS IS HOW IT FEELS TO CHEW 5 GUM

MARINERS FAM: Bee needs some help, and I’ve got some cards I’m willing to give away. If you’re interested in any of these, DM me – we’ll work out an amount, and I’ll mail you the card with proof of that donation to Bee. I’m thinking $50 for Woo, $40 for Bryce, and $20 each for the rest. GOMS

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Revisiting this, I think we see an all time season from Julio next year, all things considered. Elections matter! GOMS

THATS KRAKEN HOCKEY BABYYYY

That’s kraken hockey babyyyyyy

In case anyone was wondering, this was done by George Kirby.

Good news! We have a fantastic history with the number 54 here in Seattle

Lou Piniella LF-RF-DH Debut: 1964 - Retired: 1984 KCR - NYY - CLE - BAL

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They need to communicate the signs to Springer with trash cans. Everyone knows this.

i would love to play center field when a no-doubt 430-foot home run is hit and run into the outfield wall at a dead sprint. as the camera cinematically pans up to follow the ball you briefly see me in the corner of the screen absolutely eating shit

TIRED: I can’t go to bed, the game’s still on. WIRED: I can totally go to bed, the game will still be going in eight hours.

GIVE THEM METAL BATS

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Still think there should be an alternate broadcast where everything is identical except the baseball screams anytime it’s hit

If they improve video on here and allow group DMs I think a lot more people would make the jump

With just two outs left in the Mariners' season, Fox decided to take 15 seconds in the middle of an at-bat to show a Capital One advertisement. Gotta keep the lights on somehow 🤷

just recorded an episode of chapo in which i guaranteed a mariners win tonight. it doesn't come out until tomorrow, meaning they will definitely win so as not to embarrass me

I threw 140 pitches in my final college baseball game. I hope with all my heart there is another Mariners game this week I’ll need to summon the words for. If there’s not, well, I hope you can feel every pitch I wrote in this one. www.lookoutlanding.com/editorial/13...

Geno Suarez hits a Grand Slam to put the Mariners up 6-2 and seal Game 5 of the ALCS! "The City is Shaking!" #SeizeTheMoment

Geno got someone on the bench raptured with that grand slam

For anyone in the Ballard area without plans for the game, consider checking out Situ Tacos. They're had some bad luck with a break in last night and could use some support 🫶🏼 www.instagram.com/situtacos

Is an Emerson Hancock mariners post season appearance incoming? Could be fun!

That was his first swing of the 7 pitch AB. Unreal. Just camped in there waiting for his pitch.

The Coca-Cola Freestyle machine is an echo chamber. Good luck finding nuanced debates about hot button issues on that touch screen. It’s just soda names and flavored syrups

The winning pitcher was someone so many fans thought they should trade. The guy who got the game-winning hit was someone so many fans were furious they brought back. Baseball offers redemption arcs. And sometimes -- not all the time, but sometimes -- they pay off. It's a heck of a sport.

Leo Rivas' best birthday ever 🥳 Source: Leo Rivas

BREAKING: Jorge Polanco hit a game-ending single in the 15th inning, and the Seattle Mariners advanced to the AL Championship Series by outlasting the Detroit Tigers for a 3-2 victory in the longest winner-take-all postseason game in baseball history.

mariners won

The Mariners are headed to their first ALCS since 2001 ‼️

Crying throwing up etc etc also GOMS AHAHAHAHA

Just got a roll of film back and was reminded of this moment, Cal’s 60th home run. What a season. Not done yet!

Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥 Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey

Andrés Muñoz says that when he and his wife leave the apartment every day they leave the game on for Matilda to watch. He’s pretty sure she helped him make that catch last night.

Every name on the Tigers sounds like it was made up by a teenager trying to come up with something for a fake ID. Brant Hurter? Dillon Dingler? Colt Keith? Fake. Fake. Fake.

I think they’ll be ok tomorrow and, while I get it I really think winning their division is going to age exceptionally well with me. The playoffs are what they are. The Mariners won something real over 162 games. Enough? How could it be after all this? It’s still good.

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BIGGEST WIN DANCE CIRCLE WITH THORNTON IN THE MIDDLE OF

Tucker is out to celebrate with the team he immediately found Josh Naylor in the crowd

88-69. in the words of cal himself, might as well go win the whole fuckin' thing

Extend Josh Naylor tonight

some takeaways from Seattle's momentous sweep over Houston... - Cal Raleigh chasing history (and it has nothing to do with home runs) - what next for Woo? - Hunter Brown is legit - Framber fumbling the bag? - Gabe Speier deserves your attention - and more! sports.yahoo.com/mlb/article/...

If you read lookout landing comments or go on any of the M’s subreddits they’re having the same convo. Mariners could clinch a playoff spot on Tuesday* *possibly Wednesday