Marry Me Chicken on our anniversary. Might be a little too on the nose, but my god was it delightful.

ladies and gentlemen

BEHOLD AND BOW TO YOUR MLB NETWORK CREATED EGYPTIAN GOD

I’ll do a more in depth write-up on the initial offers from both the MLBPA and the owners later, but figured I’d shoot off a 5000 ft opinion on it first. I think the MLBPA is relatively boned in the court of public opinion, and that the owners initial offer was incredibly smart.

Trying a new dinner tonight, which means, the Mariners have never lost when I’ve made Breakfast Casserole. Tube of Quartered Biscuits 1 lb Browned Breakfast Sausage 6 eggs 1 Cup of Shredded Cheddar 2 Cups of Homemade Sausage Gravy 35 mins at 350 in the oven. Results to follow.

you might not like it, but this is what peak mariber looks like

Just watched A Goofy Movie for the first time and wait why don’t we just build the Mariners out of 26 Powerlines

For the evening crowd

The Mariners might not have a clear upgrade to Rob Refsnyder, but they do have alternatives. And in a season where the team's slow start has been mitigated by the middling American League, how long will the front office wait before they explore them? www.wordsfromthewharf.com/p/the-rob-re...

ALL OUTTA GUM

bryce miller bby

he’s just copying cole young’s pretty pierogie summer

why does the ump look like he’s framing this for a camera shot

yeah they all knew

grand

I sat down @tdg.bsky.social and @benranierimlb.bsky.social to talk Mariners through the quarter mark of the season, and we all agreed on at least one move the org should make ASAP - and on who their top target at the trade deadline should be. WFTW Ep. 12 out now. youtu.be/k9KM0uAWbaA

behold josh naylor in all his base stealing glory

watching the Naylor slide on slow mo

whos got two hands and hits dingers

the frozen mango tajin fruit bars from aldi are absolutely incredible

Recording the next WFTW Pod with @tdg.bsky.social and @benranierimlb.bsky.social tomorrow night. We’ll talk about where we feel the Mariners are at the quarter season mark, but we want to hear from you all too. Drop your questions or takes below, and we’ll get to as many as we can tomorrow!

The Mariners are currently in the “if nothing else is on” position when it comes to my television time. Just no reason to emotionally invest in what the on field product is producing right now.

Emerson Hancock just joined George Kirby, Mark Langston and RANDY JOHNSON as Mariners pitchers with 14 Ks and no walks in a start. On Randy’s jersey retirement night. Hell yeah.

Randy wyd bby

find someone who loves you as much as julio loves hitting against the royals

It’s going to be so sick when the curtain pull to reveal Randy’s statue winds up ripping his arm off

ahem TWOLIOOOOOOOO

Honestly? Apple TV has the best quality visual and their graphics and score bugs are tremendous. I know it’s not convenient, but I very much enjoy their games on Apple.

Emerson Hancock, Bryce Miller, Bryan Woo

Celebratory cheese crusted quesadilla? Celebratory cheese crusted quesadilla.

Thanks for making me look smart, Cole! www.wordsfromthewharf.com/p/what-does-...

With the Mariners taking care of the Colt extension earlier this season - could a hot start from Cole Young lead them to locking him up as well? And what exactly would that extension look like? substack.com/@thejagepage...

I want to do a deeper dive on comps, but if I was the Mariners, I think I’d offer Cole Young a beefed up version of Colt Keith’s deal right now. 5 years of control at $8.2M AAV (6-7-8-10-10) 3 Club Options at $13M AAV (12-13-14) $5m total in escalators Total Money - 8/$85m Who says no?

Cole Young now up to a .749 OPS though 107 ABs. In terms of fWAR and WRC+, Cole Young has been a top ten 2B in all of baseball through the first 20% of the season, at 22 years old.

Cole Young’s growth from 2025 to 2026 has probably been my favorite thing so far this season.

It was an absolute blast getting a chance to sit down with @sarahenni.bsky.social to discuss the current state of the Mariners - as well as why the Mariners should have sold their broadcast rights to Bravo. Enjoy! www.wordsfromthewharf.com/p/wftw-pod-e...

Victory Donut.

The Mariners have never not finished a sweep when I go to the local German Bakery for its half off specials. Full deets of the order in the next post, KIELBASA PRETZELS SEEN BELOW.

The Mariners have never lost when I’ve made Cheese Crusted Al Pastor Quesadillas, smothered in guacamole.

The Mariners will literally push men to do a podcast before they go to therapy, smh smh. Episode 10 of The WFTW Pod, out now. www.wordsfromthewharf.com/p/wftw-pod-e...

We’re gonna try cooking another food to kick the Mariners out of their funk. We’ve tried Cheese Crusted Quesadillas, and we’ve tried stuffed crust pizza - so CLEARLY the vibe issue is related to cheese. So for tonight - we do BBQ Pork Belly Burnt Ends.

my god what is this send

Did I cook a cheese stuffed crust Philly Cheesesteak Pan Pizza and justify it to my wife by saying “this will fix the Mariners vibes”? Why yes, yes I did.