Would anyone like to do star war discourse. Im a normal man.

Just watched tales of ba sing se so you know I'm ✨️weeping ✨️

Perfect perfect perfect adaptation.

nw my 2nd most anticipated of the year:

Southwest has made several errors in their transition to assigned seating. By ending the free checked bags policy, they've caused every passenger to bring a carry-on. Now every flight runs out of bin space. Imagine observing the rest of the industry for years and still making all the same mistakes.

Im starting to think the mariners may not win this game

Cooper Criswell took another step towards earning a place in the Mariners' bullpen last night with a three-inning outing. www.lookoutlanding.com/seattle-mari...

Im glad talarico won but it's so messed up what he did with that roblox sound effect

Saw a tweet that was like "show me your beer mount rushmore." I would die for my country Seattle, WA.

Im pleased to report that I'm back on my bullshit (reading the expanse)

I hate to say it but we are losing the war on AI. I've been substitute teaching for the past few months and it's all chatgpt. The students are using it for answers, the teachers are using it to make assignments, the admin is using it to schedule events. It's a neverending nightmare.

Happy Twin Peaks Day to all who celebrate, please read this unhinged recap from @jakebparr.bsky.social www.lookoutlanding.com/seattle-mari...

People who complain about "filler episodes" are impure of spirit

i'm not a big fan of the government.

Guy who thinks game of thrones is about fighting the ice zombies instead of the alluring and corrupting influence of power.

I was sad not to get to write this story but very happy to hand it off to Elizabeth Strom over at DRays Bay, who did a great job with it. Best of luck in Tampa Bay, BWilly.

Really love how whenever you click on a bluesky notification it doesn't take you to the tweet you clicked on and instead takes you to a random one from 3 days ago

Pretty good :)

Now seated (first ever viewing)

The paint was heavy but man the space shuttle sure did have more aura with a painted fuel tank

There's a rocket on the launch pad for a manned moon flyby RIGHT NOW

Yesterday's Artemis rollout got me feelin some type of way

Dianne. The time is 10:32 in the A.M. I'm at the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema in Corpus Christi, Texas. I'm now seated for episodes 4-6 of Twin Peaks. And I just had the most delightful bite of spicy popcorn.

"These are the times that try men's souls... Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered. What we obtain too cheap: we esteem too lightly... and it would be strange indeed if so celestial an article as Freedom should not be highly rated." -Thomas Paine, 1776

nw in theaters:

The Seattle Mariners won the World Series in 2026.

Thats why we make movies

nw:

bravo vince

Longhorns have always known that OU is a disgraced, shameful institution but it's good the rest of the world knows too

Going to the mall and pretending im in a walkable city

Game awards is so embarrassing. No time for 75% of the winners to give a speech, but plenty of time for amazon ads and ms pigartwork. Even at the awards show gaming is treated as a commodity instead of an artform.

Pick a Pitcher! Player A: 3.99 FIP, 5.43 ERA, 1.29 K/BB, 0.4 HR/9 Player B: 3.99 FIP, 4.11 ERA, 2.47 K/BB, 1.0 HR/9

In the DS9 ep Heart of Stone, the song Louie, Louie is referred to by Constable Odo as a sea shanty. The only explanation for that I can figure is that 300 years in the future the only surviving reference to Louie, Louie exists through a group of people only known by the name Seattle Mariners

Our Seattle Seahawks manhandled the Arizona Cardinals this past Sunday, setting up a big time matchup atop the NFC West next week in LA. @jakebparr.bsky.social recaps the Hawks big win at Lumen: www.circlingseattlesports.com/articles/seahawks-win11092025 #Seahawks #SeattleSeahawks #SeattleSports

After the Revolution, we will stone people who sing "My Way" at karaoke

zohran mamdani

Darnold continues to lead the league in Net Yards/Pass Attempt. It's time for him to get some national praise. And he earned some in his dominant outing last night on NBC. Read more:

Our Seattle Seahawks thumped the Commanders on the national stage last night, with Sam Darnold dicing up Washington in a dominant first half. @jakebparr.bsky.social's recap of the road victory: www.circlingseattlesports.com/articles/seahawks-win11022025 #Seahawks #SeattleSeahawks #SeattleSports

A criterion collection 4k release of the duellists would fix me

Ted Cruz pretending to not understand how extended families work is hilarious. He's from Texas! He should know that any non-direct family member more than 10 years older than you is automatically an aunt/uncle. Also childhood friends of your parents are your aunts/uncles.

We have gotten into some frankly dangerous territory

You ever look in the mirror and go "dammit, im dressed like adam sandler"

you can tell columbo's a fictional character because he's a cop who actually solves crimes and loves his wife

now that the mariners' season is over, we can engage in our favorite off season activity: laughing at the anaheim angels

Too early to "next year" post, but I am very excited to see what cal raleigh does with ABS in 2026

It is the morning of October 21st. For the first time since February, the Seattle Mariners do not have an upcoming baseball game. Only the 2001 season, which lasted until Oct 22 was longer. I've loved the last 8 months.

the deepest playoff run in mariners history comes to an end in game 7 of the alcs. the mariners remain the only team in major league baseball to never win a pennant. they found the edges of the map and could go no further.

CAAAAAAAAL RAAAAAAAALEIGHHHHH

JULIOOOOOOOOO