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Art of the grift.

The Kurds should take all the money and guns they can and then just not do a damn thing lol. They’ve been backstabbed by the USA so many times. They deserve to finally get one over on the CIA

Labour act like strategy is hard but right now you could become PM just with the slogan "I legitimately have never met nor spoken to Peter Mandleson"

*documentary voice* The 2026 World Cup was the first World Cup in history with multiple hosting countries where one of the host countries had threatened to invade all of the others in the months preceeding the tournament.

Eddie Mair to Boris Johnson. "You're a nasty piece of work, aren't you?" Guess which one you never heard from again. They are so very fucking weak. None of you realise where to hit the fuckers.

They wouldn't have him. Pigs are fussy that way.

Jim Bowen Must Condemn!!!

once again we are all tapping the sign

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Vigil for Renee Good here in front of Wisconsin’s capitol building right now:

The telegraph are going to run a full scale campaign to get this guy fired

Amazing wrongness here. 1. If you're arresting 00s of peaceful pro-Gazan protestors, you don't believe in free speech. 2. Even if you do believe in it, it doesn't extend to child porn. 3. You can't debate with fascists. 4. You can put a counter-narrative (if you have one) onto civilized platforms.

"why isn't the csam machine making more headlines?" brother it is extremely simple; the people that make the headlines are addicted to the website that built the csam machine

Security threatened by small oil rich state not playing ball with the carbon suds. Not remotely weak and childish...

The thing about declaring war against the entire world is that eventually the world will fight back

Fuck the Daily Beast for making light of this shit. It's not "pervy" it's horrific.

"Fuck those ordinary kids"

In terms TV crossovers, Corriedale will never beat Sorrylumbo.

So when Putin 'arrests' you or Starmer, Macron or Merz, to start at 'peaceful and democratic transition' in Europe, we can expect everyone else to follow the event closely? And send thoughts and prayers?

If your position is that regime change should be forced on countries where the president does not respect democratic norms and regularly kidnaps opponents using an officially sanctioned paramiliatary, have I got news for you about your position on the United States

Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist. Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it

I'm waiting for the day they finally get it. We can see them. We can see everything.

Fun as it is to see Peston stating outright what the situation is, here’s what’s going to happen: government and press will brazen this out with drivel until it drops out of the headlines, then everyone will get right back on their previous bullshit. This is what they always do, without fail.

"A woman dressed as a pink Power Ranger hacked a dating site for far-right extremists. She deleted the entire site, but first she made users fall in love with AI bots she ran, thus obtaining information about them. Over 8,000 far-right profiles have now been mapped."

fwiw it’s been about six weeks since Trump pardoned the former president of Honduras who had been convicted of trafficking drugs into the US

Starmer has his favourite beverage ready for the sipping.

Meanwhile over on X (The Kid Fucker App)

The Venezuelan government has been saying for decades it’s the victim of American aggression and sabotage because the US wants to steal its natural resources, so it’s clarifying that the US is now bombing the country while the President and senior officials say they are going to steal it’s resources

ME: got a fantastic idea for a movie about a priest who loves capitalism EXECUTIVE: sounds intriguing. this guy got a name ME: uh. bishop. robber… baron. bishop robert barron

Trump will de-escalate, free Maduro and work tirelessly to re-establish the rules-based international order as soon as Starmer and Reeves explain to him that the tax increases required for rapid rearmament play badly on the doorstep in the Red Wall™

Ahahaha! Lol!

1980's video games were rammed full of Venezuela scenarios, all with very similar 'Lead your men into Country X and remove the evil dictator!' Boomers & Gen X think this is normal. Dictators used to be the fig leaf for this bullshit but now it's just guys who won't big petro have a slice.

The way the press is treating chatbots, like they have agency and they “know” things all of a sudden, crossed the line recently from dumb and obsequious to something else entirely. Treating them as alive and making conscious decisions is an almost religious belief. It won’t age well.

When news outlets and politicians say Maduro claimed victory in a ‘disputed election,’ do they mean in the same way George W. Bush claimed victory in a disputed election?

It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize

MADURO IS GOOD ACTUALLY

"While we strongly object to not being consulted, we can all agree that the world is better off without Maduro..." - some dem asshole, in about an hour

Surely nobody is this stupid. *Yes*, we will say that: we will roar, screech, foam at the mouth and squeal, and if any notable says “Isn’t this a bit like the US kidnapping the leader of Venezuela” then our politicians and media outlets will unify to scream abuse at them, too. Yet again!

My exact feelings. This has been so easy for them that ANY other country in the world with natural resources yet to be exploited by corporate entities should really be fucking worried.

It’s important that we stop listening to people who wear bow ties

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No idea who Laurent Brindeau is, but isn’t this caricature of @zackpolanski.bsky.social in today’s @dailymailpolitics.bsky.social ragingly antisemitic?

Nose shown a good deal larger than caricature standard.