jigsaw: YOU HAVE WASTED THE PRECIOUS GIFT OF LIFE. YOU NEVER LIVED UP TO ANYONES EXPECTATIONS. YOUR "NOVEL" IS TRASH. YOUR FACE IS PUFFY you: are you going somewhere with this jigsaw: NO. I THOUGHT GOING NOWHERE WOULD FEEL FAMILIAR TO YOU

I love scaling sickly Ben Grimm

Look, I'm just going to say what we're all thinking. Those French Canadian aliens that played KEXP this week are great and all, but I hate with my life every time they zoom in on it's naked polka dot feet working the guitar pedals

Just no end to the ways I hate Streeting

My eyes rolled back in my head reading this. It's like when Chris Morris tries to buy drugs in Brass Eye (From today's Garbage Day. Which I highly recommend)

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He shut it down by being more subtle in his racism. He didn’t say “there is nothing wrong with being Muslim you racist asshole, but Obama isn’t Muslim.” He basically said “no, he’s not a Muslim, instead he’s a human being worthy of respect.”

It's been just over a year since leaving Dark Horse and I've grown a lot as a freelance editor. I'm really eager to get back to editing more comics and graphic novels this year, especially for authors in the indie space. If you are crowdfunding or self-publishing please reach out for a chat!

Adding this to the evidence that Cardlai was a real boy and I'm the tulpa

didn’t realize woke 2 is here until it was too late

Friends fear he's badly reviewing films again boxd.it/GwcG

After 22 years as a letterer, I now only have enough regular lettering work to keep me busy for 2 days per week. So if you’re staffing a new project, please keep me in mind as your letterer! Or request me via your editor! Recent clients include DC, Marvel, BOOM, Dark Horse, 2000AD, etc. Thank you 🙏🏻

Please don't put it in the newspaper that I got mad

I’m going to be doing a kickstarter for Terran omega issue 1. (32 pages, full colour sci-fi comic!) If you’d like to know when it launches (soon!) sign up for my mailing list pjholden.kit.com (check your spam folder after you sign up -you should get a verification email). Would appreciate a RT!

Look, I ran out of Cyclops memes so I had to sift through my son's lego, okay? Anyway, please buy our book this week. We all worked really hard on it and we think it's really good.

Of course, his full name is Badagar Bunnyagon

(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones) WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere. SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?

Crank convergence is such a waste of the infinite potential of the human spirit; Naomi Wolf shouldn't be running third-tier Stop the Steal derivatives, she should be chronicling how the Catholic Church suppressed the memory of the Primordial Feminine Goddess and trying to translate Linear A.

Hiring the guy who torched Tumblr as the Washington Post CEO is one of the more blatant examples of how failure is a feature of the role. Not only can C suite people fuck up on a massive scale with no consequences, there is strategic value in dropping a fuckup into a role like that

Finished this CROSSBONES 11x17 private commission last week for a big fan of the character - fun one to dig into! I wanted a storytelling angle for it, so I imagined him being hired to break out Doctor Faustus from a maximum-security prison (The Raft, etc.) #commission #crossbones #traditionalart

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you may worry that this breathless headline from a guy who predicted the 2007 subprime mortgage collapse portends another broad-based market-driven recession but the "sickening scenario" here is that crypto investors lose a fuckton of money and like, lol, lmao even finance.yahoo.com/news/big-sho...

I mean!!!!

i can't know how to hear anymore about cow tools

RUN. RUN FAR AWAY FROM THIS CONTEST.

I think any fears that we lost more great comedy from this guy were overblown.

bro just one more ‘the left is bad’ speech bro, I swear one more speech shitting on the left and it’ll fix politics bro

An underrated skill of Mignola's: quickly developing immensely tragic side characters. The Troll Witch, Von Klempt's granddaughter ("Rubezahl..."), the new Bog Roosh, and most of all the little girl from the Wolves of St. August—a tale of utter despair sketched in only six panels.

It's SO good

The behavior of our big beautiful billionaires over the past several decades is psychologically what I can only describe as "Crying out for consequences." They can't stop themselves and deep down they need to be stopped. They need it as much as we do

*getting Jim and Jack Parsons mixed up* Big Bang Sheldon was a Theosphist. He was in regular contact with Crowley

@gotitatguineys.bsky.social Suggestion for an American Wizard from this week's Donkeys: Jack Parsons

New Igor Kordey!

Every Metric song: (speaking into oscillating fan effect on vocal) it's life / or death / a dead ringer / ringing out / outbound / leaving the city *Nokia ringtone.wav* *guitar* *open car door beep* Me every day for 20 years, crying: I KNOW THATS RIGHT!!!!!!!!

Russian spies did not force the rich and powerful in America to be sex trafficking pedophiles please be serious

God I've spent a lot of time thinking about a painting by Jim Carrey this week

zoomer coworker told me to "keep on party rocking" and i feel condescended to in the way ww2 veterans must have felt when their grandkids told them about storming normandy in Medal of Honor on the PS2

So pleased to be a part of this!

One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.

It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is “Oh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice

I know the people who run this. It is a tiny organisation but has taken some massive stands. Was the first Pride in the UK to ban politicians and is always the first out with strong statements supporting trans people. I know things are tight but please help support them if you can.

toad prostrate, praying to the east while the call to prayer echoes throughout the mushroom kingdom. outside an italian man in overalls is stomping a turtle to death.

Shadow the Groundhog

I haven't read that massive Substack thing that Gaiman linked to in his whinge, and nor am I going to. If you need tens of thousands of words of rant and innuendo to embed your "shocking evidence" in, you don't have shocking evidence, you have a conspiracy manifesto.