Got a half-off voucher and looking at the local Indian restaurant.

The Matrix drunk stream was just as dumb as I envisioned

It says so much that these people consider bathtime, rereading the same book, and teaching your kid to ride a bike to be "low-joy."

this was just according to the translator’s keikaku

tbh it was only a matter of time before Twitter would have made this change, it's been proven time and again that the algorithm specifically rewards smarmy quotes and engagement over everything else

Declaring your space "non-political" so "anyone is welcome, regardless of side" is a choice. A political choice. If you say "Sure these racists are also welcome, we welcome all" you will just get racists, because the non-racists will fucking smartly leave. There's no "No choice" only YOUR choice.

Cops are great

my creepy fabricated stories have people asking a lot of questions already answered by my creepy fabricated stories

A quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to!

I just want to remind everyone this is happening because Trump cut funds for the CDC program that tracks food contamination outbreaks(and the screw worm problem we still have) so they dont spread. It not only didnt help the cost of living crisis its actively harming people. Dont let MAGA forget this

exciting news turns out i’m bilingual and didn’t even know it

I'm dying at the crumbl cookie drinks. They have so much sugar in them that it's an equivalent of eating like over a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts and people are like "WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS" And I'm like "ITS BECAUSE MORMONS AREN'T ALLOWED TO DO DRUGS"

This is like the perfect anti-nostalgia bait to any Wii U truthers

Such a clown

We hit #1 😭 thanks everyone

I couldn't care less about TB's share price, my guy. What I DO care about is a serious problem in public health. Nobody wants to cooperate with authorities to find where outbreaks came from! Because the person/company/country that's the most helpful & finds the problem? ALWAYS GETS BLAMED FOR IT.

Trying to find info on the comic book shop I went to when I was a kid, & because they closed it in the 90s, the Google A.I. went "Yeah that's a Ghost listing, that place never existed". Even though I have Camcorder footage of me playing Pokemon there in 1999. The future is gonna suck SO hard.

"If everyone is trolling, then what even is trolling? If it's all ragebait, then who are we baiting?"

Grok's auto-translate is taking some interesting liberties

In Final Fantasy X, Auron keeps one of his arms in a sling and has alcohol on him at all times. This is a reference to the fact that he is 35.

Watch out artists, insta is now auto adding wrong labels to your art. Doesn't seem to be a way to get them to remove it. Just for the record, my work is 100% human idiot made, always has been, always will be. #art

Fuck off. If anything is "millennial", it's those cool transparent colors our iMacs, Gameboys, and Tamagotchis came in. No fucking millennial likes the house flipper grey. Call it a millennial paint job when I can see through the exterior of a car because it's Glacier Purple like my GBA.

I lost my job, my kids have measles, I can't breathe the air, and I'm infected with a parasite that the CDC stopped monitoring. But at least now there will be ball-tanning stations on America's military bases.

just incredible to have a literal trillion dollars and spend your weekend crashing out because a movie you don't like was a hit

Did a24 recently change leadership or did all their executives get a railroad spike through the brain or something, because this plus the "AI" mess has been just such a fucking bizarre turn

Want to avoid explosive diarrhea? Pass it on

whats up sopnic squad welcome my lets play

How rude. Don't they know skeletons are made of mind-boggling graphics? 📖: PSM, Feb 1998

Yes.

There are two all-time master thespians in the practice of corpse-acting. Sheryl Lee, who played Laura Palmer in TWIN PEAKS. And Terry Kiser, who played Bernard Lomax in WEEKEND AT BENRIE’S.

Ball knower

typical het 20somethings

Someone in the replies said this is Kenan Thompson in character as Steve Harvey and as far as famous, bald mustachioed men meeting people playing them in character on their own shows go, this is up there with Dr. Phil and the Bum Fights guy.

🚨GLOVES OFF🚨 Tim and his ex duke it out on air. InfoWarriors, it's time to weigh in: who deserves that horse?

I was curious so I looked up the actual pipeline--The AI program they use translates sketches into poses for 3D character models they made and render in 3DS Max. Not condoning, just wanted clarity on that because "ai generated cartoon" is vague and conjures images of "fruit fucker island" to mind

OH NO (audio on for this) #starfox

regret to inform you I only watch Arnold Schwarzenegger movies now

you stupid mother fucker (markwayne not eugene) we tricked the entire world into sending their smartest hardest working people here and then tricked those same people into staying permanently instead of going back to their home country you are BLOWING UP OUR SPOT

becoming the preeminent Jeff Epstein Did Nothing Wrong truther when Epstein-as-ur-villain is maybe the one thing everyone can agree with is, I guess, the holy grail of being a contrarian asshole