Whoa. McDermott out in Buffalo. John Harbaugh is PISSED

This game is just painful to watch at this point

Dare them to hire Mike McCarthy as HC www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

Tomlin is stepping down. PHASE ONE COMPLETE

Fully expecting to see AJ Brown doing sit-ups in his driveway tomorrow

This fantastic. 10/10, no notes

Tomlin won't get fired. But I think it would be hilarious if he and Harbaugh just switched teams. Two cities' collective heads would explode

please enjoy this tree singing showtunes

Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by

Day 2 of 2026 Daily Festivus Drivers who tailgate you in the left lane when the right lane is bumper to bumper. Should be automatic jail time I know we're not supposed to be pro-carceral but fuck these people

So annoyed that I missed Festivus Will keep the holiday all the year long

This looks like Sinbad died and got reincarnated as a chair.

I doubt it, considering Warner is a WPMOY winner...

A trend I find annoying: putting an item like a cheeseburger on the menu, but upcharging you for the cheese. Dude, that's a burger. Stop trying to trick people.

The Philadelphia Eagles Are Your NFC EAST Champions !

Goddammit

It seems obvious to me that if AI had any practical applications, we'd be charged enormous fees to access AI tools, instead of having it shoved down our throats against our will

I have never missed my late father more

What is even happening right now

Any other team and my brain is playing Yakety Sax. But because it's my Eagles I'm hearing the Moonlight Sonata #CryEaglesCry

oh no

This isn't fair. I subscribed to an NFL feed to get AWAY from the orange menace

The number of times I've read a post by @theonion.com and reacted as if it were absolutely real ::shakes head at self:: My satire detector is broken. Time to touch grass

The AFC North would be declared a Superfund site if the EPA was still active

He is risen

Dear God this is a disaster This game keeps buffering...now I wonder if my connection knows something i don't

Guys, could we wait until after Thanksgiving before we break out the Christmas helmets?

This thread gets funnier the longer it goes on

Nothing like driving home in the dark while wearing READING GLASSES For the first five miles I just assumed my eyes were tired. I'm getting too old for this shit

Wait wait wait Did Aaron Rodgers *say* wife, or just that he got married? Because I bet this ends with him announcing that he married himself. Probably had a ceremony too

Shout out to the delivery people who keep trying to cram full size packages into an apartment sized mailbox Last week they just left a neighbor's package in the middle of the parking lot. Today, they just marked mine "delivered" and didn't even bother trying

This cat is the reincarnation of Bea Arthur

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover

I have no dog in this hunt, BUT WHAT A GAME

My little bitey girl (RIP) had no patience for cat costumes this time of year; when I attempted a simple orange and black neck ruff she tried to eat my face. But later, I caught her accessorizing

Was just thinking about the fact that in a QB room with Sam Darnold and Daniel Jones, Minnesota went with... JJ McCarthy You couldn't have known, but DAMN. T's and P's to Vikings fans everywhere

Something nobody but me cares about: I am not a competition player or anything but I scored 94 points on a single word in scrabble today (did not use all 7 letters). Personal best!

I knew Neal Caffrey had something to do with this

SINGING I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKEBOX BABY I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL ˡᵒʳᵉᵐ ⁱᵖˢᵘᵐ ᵈᵒˡᵒʳ AND DANCE WITH ME

go birds

Just block the bad accounts. Do it right away. Don't share or dunk or comment or argue. That's what they all want. Just nuke them and move on.

Must have visited my brother's house for four years before I saw this on the family cat

Greet every day with a grunt. Effin' Birds mugs are just $10 until October 21. eatf.art/mugs

Remember our mantra: Don't Engage, Just Block.

amazing opening www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/p...

HR, IT, fiscal