Good lord. The horse lobby must be more powerful than I thought

Watching old Hall & Oates videos and watching John Oates trying desperately to get on camera while Daryl Hall keeps blatantly blocking him...this will never not be funny

TIL I learned that The Boss never had a #1 hit but Disco Duck went to #1 and suddenly a Trump presidency makes a lot more sense

If you see this, post a bird!

every mushroom foraging guidebook: This is Woodland Pot Roast, a tasty little mushroom that adds a delightful flavour to soups and stews. Note that it is often mistaken for Satan’s Fistula, a mushroom that erases the last 9 generations of your family from God’s ledgers.

I don't know why but I keep watching this over and over and giggling. It's possible I have a problem

I just found out that tiny little field mice climb into flowers like tulips and take little naps in them like hammocks and I feel like this information is too important for me not to share with anyone. 🥹

Watching splashdown was surprisingly stressful. Those astronauts are warriors

I’m sure you get requests to boost stuff all the time, but @catsofyore.bsky.social a Philly shelter had to suddenly close due to a building collapse. They still need foster homes for the evacuated cats. phillypaws.org

Real history is so much fun

It costs 0$ to Repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale. These dragon convertible bags can be worn as a backpack, crossbody bag, waist bag and can be hooked up to a wheelchair & other mobility aids!! They are high quality! Get them now! Store: Bibipins.com

Nobody alive today has ever bought a hammer. You just Have One.

Raisins belong in trail mix and nowhere else.

The Dallas Cowboys last Super Bowl win is closer chronologically to the moon landing than it is to today.

Hoo boy. I know you've got a list @badlawyerpod.bsky.social but this should be good for a laugh

Mood

I'm not defending time changes but couldn't we do a gradual 2 minutes a day for 30 days. Everyone just looks at their phone for the time anyways

But the daylight has to *want* to be saved

DOGGOCOPTER

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zenith to the feed

I think it's kind of hilarious that a random professor from the University of Chicago is named "Josh Jacobs" and therefore keeps showing up in my NFL feed I'm sure he's very nice and doesn't deserve that

Be the Flavor Flav you want to see in the world

can't. rhythm is gonna get me.

Hurriedly retitling my script about the Defenestration of Prague to “Yeeted Rivalry”

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

o crap

Kinda bullshit the February rent is the same as every other month

Tom Brady saying "It's playoff football...unless there's blood, let 'em play" was the laugh I needed today, thanks Shut yer piehole, Princess. Pretty sure you won a special NFL award for whining for a flag

Whoa. McDermott out in Buffalo. John Harbaugh is PISSED

This game is just painful to watch at this point

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

Tomlin is stepping down. PHASE ONE COMPLETE

Fully expecting to see AJ Brown doing sit-ups in his driveway tomorrow

This fantastic. 10/10, no notes

Tomlin won't get fired. But I think it would be hilarious if he and Harbaugh just switched teams. Two cities' collective heads would explode

please enjoy this tree singing showtunes

Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by

Day 2 of 2026 Daily Festivus Drivers who tailgate you in the left lane when the right lane is bumper to bumper. Should be automatic jail time I know we're not supposed to be pro-carceral but fuck these people

So annoyed that I missed Festivus Will keep the holiday all the year long

This looks like Sinbad died and got reincarnated as a chair.

I doubt it, considering Warner is a WPMOY winner...

A trend I find annoying: putting an item like a cheeseburger on the menu, but upcharging you for the cheese. Dude, that's a burger. Stop trying to trick people.

The Philadelphia Eagles Are Your NFC EAST Champions !

Goddammit

It seems obvious to me that if AI had any practical applications, we'd be charged enormous fees to access AI tools, instead of having it shoved down our throats against our will

I have never missed my late father more

What is even happening right now