Nearly 15 years on, and I am finally realizing final stage dad-mode: The Supervisor.

Just the most evil shit ever. An entire administration of monsters.

So Platner is Pete Hegseth's spirit animal, huh?

join, share, repost ,spread, disemminate

If only

Hell yeah

Watching Belgium vs Senegal the other day, where literally every break has kalshi or polymarket ads, and a fan runs on the field. Announcer: "Now, I just don't understand why a fan would be compelled to do that." Dude, we did that shit when we weren't getting paid.

FIFA Shadow Docket

AI company logos look like buttholes, pass it on, it upsets them.

To the Black woman wearing the 𝑶𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒍 tee on the DC Metro, surrounded by sad little racists… We love you. We feel you. We got you. This is “$𝟚.𝟝𝟘…. Tʜᴇ Pʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ Wᴇ Sᴛɪʟʟ Lɪᴠᴇ Wɪᴛʜ” #250 #America250 ᴡᴡᴡ.Nɪᴋᴋᴏʟᴀs.Aʀᴛ #SundaySketch

let’s fucking go

PSA: Risk of overdose increases significantly during extreme heat, bring narcan if you go out today. Neighbors protect neighbors who use drugs. www.health.ny.gov/diseases/aid...

Taylor Swift is like if Galadriel took the ring.

I am now a Cabo Verde fan for life

“They ruined all our best names, like Bruce and Lance and Julian. Those were the toughest names we had!”

CSPAN with some graduate level trolling. Showing a split-screen toward the end, while Mamdani talks about division, with the empty ferris wheel and a plane flying over the vacant freedom 250 fair towing an American flag.

The Swift wedding is answering the question, "Can you stage a version of Caligula that feels like a megachurch youth group is putting it on at a talent show?"

45 years ago today. Buried on page 20 on a holiday Friday just like this one, news that changed the world. www.nytimes.com/1981/07/03/u...

My resolution proposing a constitutional amendment to overturn the Supreme Court’s Citizens United decision now has 88 co-sponsors! (You can view the full list at: congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-joint-resolution/122) I won’t stop fighting to get it across the finish line.

This poor frog has been through hell

Jesus Christ. The Grand Jury has indicted David Hearne on felony charges for touching the reflecting pool.

"Because they believe that only their clan represents America, that only people like them deserve to be considered “real” Americans, and that the American government exists to serve them alone, they need to undermine anything that tells a more unifying story." www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

“MARRIAGES ASSISTED BY THEM ARE INVALID” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

if I were an elected representative and my constituents were coming up and saying "our daughter can't go to college unless she gets an athletic scholarship" I would be like "this is why we need universal free college" not "we'll pretend to solve this by being cruel to trans people." crazy right

62º with 65% humidity: HYDRATION BREAK

Dave Portnoy is such a fucking douchebag.

A wealth tax and Supreme Court expansion and term limits are table stakes for democratic presidential candidates now. Anyone unwilling to get there on day one of the campaign should not be taken seriously

My feed is like: Paraguay!!! Paraguay! Hahahaha! Suck it Germany! JD Vance sucks ass! Paraguay! Bluesky is truly the official app of sports

They are indiscriminately arresting, kidnapping, and murdering people, and that's just what's happening in the States. Shit's bleak, man, and it's hard to believe that this response isn't intentionally impotent. My kingdom for an ounce of courage.

Did my best to sum up everything from the Terrion Arnold case today. Gift link, which includes the court documents:

Insurance is irrelevant if you can't afford the copays.

People keeping count of the number of trump rallies they've attended like they're fucking Grateful Dead show.

Going through old coverage of Star Wars for research and I came across this column by sci-fi writer David Gerrold in a 1978 issue of STARLOG It contains what is easily the coolest, weirdest, most wildly off-base fan theory about Obi-Wan Kenobi that I've ever read: HE WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME

TODAYS SCOTUS RULING: the president is definitely a rapist and let's give him more executive power

I long suspected my father still held a grudge for the time as a child I demanded we watch carrot tops “chairman of the board”. Recently I asked him if he remembered the movie and he said “you had the worst fucking taste in movies…”

Thrilled beyond belief to have written about my one and only Jackass for the lovely @lukeoneil47.bsky.social . Everyone subscribe to Hell World, your life will be enriched ten fold.

everything old is new again. www.thehandbasket.co/p/haymarket-...

Not useful, but my grandpa found some Spanish pieces of eight (dollars) while scuba diving in the Bahamas long ago. I gave mine to my son, and we had it set so it can be worn as a necklace. He wears it every day. It's at least a few hundred years old.

one thing ive noticed when talking to most centrists and moderates is that if you can get them to stop playing pretend political consultant and focusing on what hypothetical voters want, and instead get them to articulate policy they support, they are far more progressive than they realize

PSA

my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids

The whole stadium just booed Alexi Lalas on the big screen and cheered Clint Dempsey

Oh hell yeah

Here's the reason Carville is so mad. Even though the numbers clearly show that the last 40 years of Democratic thinking and leadership have utterly failed most Americans. But not James. The status quo has mad him filthy rich. So combine his irrelevance with the spigot running dry, and he's mad.

A few new short pieces of mine up today at @flaminghydra.com including this little number thank you for reading them and sharing the post.

Aaron Goggans, whose work and friendship has meant a lot to me, has fallen on hard times. Many of you have reached out to tell me how helpful you found Aaron’s letter in Read This When Things Fall Apart. If you can help support Aaron in his hour of need, there are links featured here.

COEXIST. apparently

Pretty clear the charge that Musk has killed millions of children bothers him. I find this surprising and we should exploit it. The world deserves to know that he’s killed millions of children and he deserves to suffer for the rest of his disgusting life.

literally watergate