Classic win-now move. You have to give Pittsburgh credit for going for it while their championship window is open.

Finished Parade of Horribles, and boy howdy I am so looking forward to going through the series over and over again until the next book comes out

LEUCISTIC MALLARD SPOTTING ON THE PATIO!!!!!

Fuck T-Mobile for enabling this fascist censorship. They dont have to give these Christian fascists the network bandwidth to purge trans people from the internet, and they risk a boycott from activists by doing so. Their support number is 611 from a T-Mobile phone if you want to complain.

Bags of cotton candy should come with wet wipes

Happy birthday to John Brown, you can argue with his methods but you can’t deny that fighting with a sword in the age of guns was scary as fuck and also awesome

At the K, watching a Bobby Witt Jr inside-the-park home run. What an experience.

This is a different Scientology HQ than the one people have been “speedrunning.” So to continue the video game metaphor, they’ve unlocked a new map.

As a now former smoker, I get to weigh in on these sorts of opinions and get pedantic. An ashtray smells like an ashtray, which really doesn't smell good but is sort of sterile, in an odd way. It doesn't permeate the atmosphere. Places that people smoked in smell *way* worse than an ashtray.

TYRAN STOKES, YOU ARE A KANSAS JAYHAWK!!!

Happy 96th anniversary to the first night game of organized baseball, which occurred in Independence, Kansas! The Independence Producers were only fielded for ten years, with the 1921 team being considered one of the 100 greatest minor league teams of all time.

Notice how a book can make you gay, a vaccine can make you autistic, a mask can make you sicker, and a poster of the Ten Commandments can make you moral, but guns don’t kill people.

Internal shame from being unable to communicate or work on something important caused by ADHD can be so fucking debilitating.

This was a difficult read, much as any investigation into the “troubled teen industries” inevitably always are. Taxpayers dollars routinely go to facilities backed by private equity that are consistently understaffed and rife with emotional, physical, and sexual abuse. Fuck anyone who defends this.

Got a second bird feeder set up today and we now have our first blue jay sighting!! Trying to work on cleaning the house but it feels impossible as I keep running to the sliding door to see my new visitors.

hilariously if they'd missed the playoffs I would have spent all offseason wondering if they would have been able to make a deep run if they'd just managed to sneak in

Just woke up in a full panic thinking it was Friday and I was already late for work🙃

Nothing like brothers who play the same position for the same team. Terrell Brothers! Brings back memories of the Widell brothers in Denver, as one example.

If the Sens' goal song was "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)" by ABBA this would have been Sens in 4.

Holy shit, Arthur Blank looks like death

Happy birthday to Granville Woods, by the way. Invented the safety dimmer, something many use daily. I personally love a great dimmer, as I can be light sensitive. Woods was the first Black mechanical and electrical engineer after the Civil War in America.

Sad

three goals in three playoff games is just not winning you anything

Brady Tkachuk costing us game, you don’t say….

Lose the series, I don’t care Send Taylor Hall home in a bucket

That fucking sucks

This power play feels like a really good time to remember how to power play

calling that in the playoffs is a fireable offense you cannot be fucking serious

Me dressed in all my Sens gear and Stankoven scores on us again.

a few updates from morning skate: -kleven was a full participant in a contact jersey -pinto was heard saying that he could “definitely navigate a ship through the straight of hormuz” -stützle was practicing shots on a net made entirely of posts -nick cousins has been banished to the shadow realm

Happy birthday to the Pope of Trash and the Prince of Puke, John Waters. A true pioneer of transgressive art in America.

Happy birthday to Mark Weinberg, former director of the McGill University AIDS Centre, and more importantly the President of the International AIDS Society. His fight against those ignore the AIDS epidemic globally is a fight still going today.

Infodumped about spiders for 15 minutes at work already. Gonna be a good day.

Ok

Big Peanits Linus

ullmark i love you

Happy birthday to Daniel Chester French, American Renaissance sculptor most notably responsible for the Abraham Lincoln monumental statue at the Lincoln Memorial. Additionally, he created the Uncle Jimmy statue on campus in Lawrence, KS. Notable neighbors: Ralph Waldo Emerson and the Alcott family.

Brb gotta go jump into a well and hope that Lassie doesn’t notify the relevant authorities

Hoping I finally make the list this year

Fuck this

God damnit

GOAL SENS GOAL

Fuck

Brady Tkachuk you are dumb as fuck lmao

need this immediately

Tried Humboldt Fog cheese for the first time tonight, very delicious. Fear I’m about to get really into cheese.