*from a puddle on the floor* ok this one

When 19 scores

No, no, nevermind. THIS ONE.

Ok... THIS one, then

Or not I mean whatever you do you, guys

This power play feels like a really good time to remember how to power play

To my friends in the arena, yes that's as dumb a call as it probably looked live

The CTC looks ELECTRIC

Me, from my couch rn: SHOUT IT OUT LOOOOUUUDDDD Great montage, Sportsnet video team.

Stratford watch party, my couch, 37 minutes. See you there!

If you're going to the game tonight, I need you to be so loud that you wake my children up through the broadcast.

the extra pain of the 2OT loss coupled with how late I stayed up and also how early I had to get up... woof.

Why is Andersen 1998 brodeur all of the sudden

Do they... no of course they do... like, they know the game started ya?

this is how I'm gonna end my next team meeting

It's a great day to Sen

I don't know who Joe is but impressive to lock down a parking spot like this at the local lanes.

At a bowling alley, this place has not kept up with the increased cost of living. $2 for a hot dog? $3 for fries? Where am I, 1994?

Buddy's first Cruisin' Exotica. A true milestone. (I had to man the pedals)

Missed everything, haven't even seen the highlights. Are we mad about the loss or was it a good game they just didn't happen to win?

I've been told the hat is too informal for the theatre. So I'm wearing a red and black check shirt. Hope this helps today ❤️

Skies opened up when I tried to work on the shed. The sink I thought I unclogged last night is still clogged. I forgot a large line item on my May budget, now my budget forecast is fucked. All these dumb things already today means no more dumb things will happen today. You hear that, Senators?

Folks, is it inappropriate to wear a Sens hat to the theatre?

So like... Matthew is kind of a dick if he isn't at the Sens first round games, right?

Oh, bringing back your legendary Swedish captain? They want to be us so bad, you guys

LinkedIn recruiters reaching out because my profile is the "perfect fit" for the role they're looking to fill... which is true! Because the role they're looking to fill was a role I was successfully promoted from... 8 years ago.

Stratford Sens Watch Party is on for game two, see y'all at my house. Bring snacks.

5 year old just told me to go to my room and think about what I've done. Jokes on him, sitting in my quiet room by myself is not remotely a punishment.

Between regional blackouts still being a thing AND this saturday matinee game one bullshit, I think Gary, the schedulers, and the broadcasters, are all just out to get me, specifically.

Seeing a matinee show in Toronto, my Christmas gift to my wife, on Saturday. If the Sens lose while I'm in there, I will need bluesky wellness checks thank you

Sick, the one time that wasn't gonna work for me was Saturday matinee. And here we are. 😂

I've literally been trying to build a shed for a full week and every single open window of time I have to do it, it has been pouring. This isn't an exaggeration, either. Every. Single. Time.

Good morning and a big fuck the hurricanes to those who celebrate

Just got my first dose of "but [kid in my class] is allowed to!!!!!"

To all my blue sky medical professionals, constantly leaving cupboards and drawers open is peak ADHD shit right?

I'm not as #online as I used to be but did we properly celebrate/make fun of the wings missing the playoffs again?

Played in a hockey tournament (for the youths) this weekend and this morning I'm walking like I ran a triathlon. I need to be more active, this is embarrassing.

The best part is that he told me I'm the best. Then I said no you're the best. Then he said no you're the best. And I said I know you are but what am I and he just say for a second looking at me and goes ..... "The best I just said that" 😂😂😂

Just hit the 5 year old with "I know you are but what am I". He will not be recovering any time soon.

Hearing the NHL will be re-rescinding Ottawa's first round pick in light of this news.

Wait it happened and I missed it

It truly is a shame that the Vegas Golden Knights being a bunch of whiny baby losers tarnished my memory of The Dadonov Season™. I think back fondly on the number of daddy gifs I got to post.

0 games on the docket tonight? The NHL schedulers are undefeated.

Update: they're gone.

Did some contract work for a university and am now waiting for the literal paper cheque to arrive in the mail. In the year of Alfie, 2026, we're writing paper cheques still. Sure why not.

Chabot returning this early basically guarantees a future post by Sens social media announcing his either season/playoff ending or off-season surgery. Lock that in now.

I'm no doctor but this feels like.... a large mistake.

Good news and bad news but it's the same news 'cause Steph made cookies

Feels like a good night for the Sens to grab 2 points, I dunno