Certainly this time with more files and his name not redacted on some gruesomely heinous shit... Certainly this time there will be consequences! Certainly!

Cannot tell you how much the character Moira Rose did for my mental health, particularly through the most isolating points of covid. Rest easy, Queen. Best wishes, warmest regards.

I take it as a positive sign of my leadership at work that one of my team members told me they had to work from home because they've been constipated for a week and got laxatives from the doctor and need to stay by the toilet. But also. They could've left out the detail, that would've been fine 😬😂

It is obviously never happening for multiple reasons (lack of trade chips, lack of good things happening to the Sens ever, etc) but Timmy with Panarin would make me swoon.

This is smart considering how the Sens limited Colorado's scoring last game, should be an easy start for Reimer

Love waking up at 2am and your brain is like hey you know everything in life that's even a little bit stressful? Let's think about all of that in detail for a few hours. 👍

Had such a wonderful time in your lovely city, Sens friends. But don't worry, I brought some Ottawa back with me in the form of multiple dozens of Kettleman's bagels. 🥰

Love when the call centre is like "did you know the fastest way to _____ is to sign in and do it online"... you don't think I fucking know that? You think if I could have accomplished what I'm trying to that I would be calling you anyways?! You think I want to be here?!?!

Why is grocery store vanilla cake kinda awesome

Admin still hasn't thanked me for yesterday but it's fine, I don't do it for the accolades

Yeah, admin DEFINITELY told them.

As. I. Was. Saying.

This guy knows puck

Guys, Stephen Halliday is kinda nice with it

So I see they still haven't done anything about the water temperature in the bathrooms eh...

I have arrived.

Hey @senators.bsky.social admin can you let the fellas know I'll be in the building tonight? I know that'll motivate them. They're gonna be psyched to see me. Thanks.

Don't mind me, just packing.

Well last night's embarrassment sure doesn't give me confidence that sunday's game against Vegas will be worth the drive (I'm obviously still going but fuck sakes lol)

Really gonna need the Sens to get on a lil heater here because I'm driving 6 hours to Ottawa on Sunday to watch them play the Golden Knights and I will NOT stand for making that trip and watching them flop.

What they don't tell you about parenting is the frequency with which you will be demanded to play running games before 7am

Are we so back

Alright, the teacher told me a kid hit my kid today

Off ice: noted homophobe On ice: .778 sv% in his Belleville debut Result: guaranteed NHL money Cool.

Story: How I Broke the World Record for the 25 Foot Sprint. 5 y/o got up early to reheat leftover pancakes from a local diner. I woke up to the sound of the microwave. From bed, I was asking him what he was doing. When I asked what plate he put his pancakes on, he said "a metal one".

Unfortunately "we only add character players" and "we signed a noted homophobe" cannot possibly go together. Further to that unfortunate note, well never get a real answer on the rationale. For the Sens, it would appear Hockey Is For Everyone Until We Have A Goaltending Emergency.

Holy smokes I can see my grass

The sentence "America is not a bully" contains about as much truth as the sentence "US Senator John Fetterman has a full head of hair" but ok

Well, silver lining here is this flu is going to give me a jump start on the next leg of my weight loss journey 😬

Between Rudolfs Balcers and Kaspars Daugavins, it's gonna be hard not to cheer for latvia next month

If the wings wanted to make a statement they would've let us have that one, cowards way out

Halliday how ya doin how are ya

Nothing more predictable than PP licking boots and Carney sitting on the fence, if you ask me.

I'm sure this time he'll face the consequences of his actions. Surely this time. Definitely.

The 5 year old is currently trying to convince me that Santa put 3 bags of chocolates in his stocking but only 1 in his little sister's. Real hard keeping the magic of Christmas alive right now 😂

Signed up for the Tough Mudder race in "Toronto" for September. I didn't realize how far reaching the greater Toronto area is these days.

Jake is about to show the world just how good he is. I'm predicting he starts getting a ton of attention as the tournament goes on, even though he's surrounded by a star studded blueline.

You had to expect a penalty for Strome there after we watched 17 replays of that dangerous play by Zub followed by the spear from Strome. Based on NHL reffing, I am pleasantly surprised that Strome got anything there.

2026 is the year I'm gonna win the war on placemats

Maybe I haven't been paying attention. Maybe it's long term, deeply engrained bias from the Norris he in no way, shape and or form deserved. Maybe it's Maybelline. But I'm pretty sure there are multiple better Canadian defenseman in the year 2025 than Drew Doughty. Alas, who gives a shit. Go Canada.

Reeeeally vibin' with the lyric "mom and dad can hardly wait for school to start again" rn, ngl

Tried to drive about 40 minutes to my dad's place, got halfway, had to turn home because we couldn't see. 2 hour round trip.

A Monday night Sens game but it's not on Prime?

The yuletide ozempic TSN set is craaaaazy

You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout I'm telling you why. Spenny Clause is coming to town. 😏

There's something real special about the parent time spent setting up for Christmas morning. One of my favourite nights of the year.

Ended up going with a hole in the wall fish and chips spot. I knew it was gonna be good when I walked in, the decor was next to nothing, there were 5 tables at most, and the child of the restaurant owners was doing their homework at one of the tables. 10/10 spot, coleslaw was next level.

Swiss Chalet was a tradition this time of year for my family. Wanting to start a similar tradition with my kids, I'm shocked to learn that the Stratford Swiss Chalet closed at 3pm today. It's Christmas Eve. You fuckers literally have a FESTIVE SPECIAL which is dedicated to THIS HOLIDAY.

I'm not saying this game against the Sabres is a must win

20/20 👴