Never forget:

I always repost Berry Club.

ANY lab test now?(!) #chemchat

The last thing they find on my phone when I disappear.

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This is an incredible tweet.

"peptide biohacking"

going out on a limb and assuming this file name is sarcastic

Steamed Hams is old enough that he feels conflicted because everyone younger than he is has no emotional attachment to the simpsons golden age and everyone slightly older than him can talk exclusively in simpsons quotes for hours

We owe Warren DeLano so much.

How terrible is the academic job market? Well friends, I gave up on academia for the stability and comfort of... [checks notes] ...being a freelance artist and mapmaker.

Truth

Seems like azides have their own T shirt 😀 #ChemSky

New pH scale dropped. Stay away from it at all costs. www.reddit.com/r/cursedchem...

Stryer

Hey #chemchat, recognise this?

I have a Reviewer 2 joke but apparently it represents only an incremental advance on previous jokes, and so has been rejected.

Headed to #ACSSPring2026 in Atlanta? Interested in undergraduate research? Join us for this amazing SURF Symposium Sunday March 22 Hosted by @organicdivision.org we're presenting talks by SURF recipients discussing their research and the role the SURF program played in their careers #ChemSky

I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen. Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that! #Satire

sugar produces a reaction resulting in more ants, therefore sugar is an ant agonist

What was #ChemTwitter like?

Hi All. Here is Alex Pinto, chemistry professor at Manhattan University, in NYC. I use to have a twitter with a couple of followers. Now, I am finally at BlueSKy. If you used to follow my group on Twitter, please, follow us here on BlueSky. I hope to keep the same vibe we used to have on Twitter.

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

Even after spending time in a lab with a working stock labeled "EtBr in TBS," I'd still have to go with:

This brought to mind the best error message I've ever seen, on a very old IR spectrometer

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

sometimes when i'm sad about chromatography, i go to the storage room to see the 3.0 kg pre-packed silica columns and remind myself that i will hopefully never have to use one

Notice for #chemsky: Haldor Lanxess is a novelist, Haldor Topsoe and Lanxess are chemical engineering and chemical firms. If you buy the novel Independent People by Haldor Lanxess as prof dev reading because you're only half paying attention, it is a grim saga about WWI-era Iceland shepherds.

Our department is looking for a PRODiG+ fellow – the appointment is two years, followed by conversion to a tenure-track assistant professor at the conclusion of the fellowship. A unique opportunity! apply.interfolio.com/178732

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

I would like to replace our Secretary of Defense please 🇺🇸

Matthews, Werenski, and Tkachuk taking a skate with Johnny Gaudreau's USA jersey

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

Roses are red Vice is inherent

Happy Valentines Day #chemsky #chemchat

"have you tried heating it up? how about trying it in DMSO?" #chemchat cen.acs.org/physical-che...

My awesome colleague @kmullaugh.bsky.social and several College of Charleston alumni are featured in this article about lab waste / sustainability — check it out! #chemsky #chemchat pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/...

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in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.

post a banger that isn't in English Source: YouTube share.google/AYVHXaheyZaQ...

Thanks to @andrechemist.bsky.social, I've been thinking of movies with epic scenes that feature compressed gasses. Going to add to this thread as I remember them. Please add your faves in the replies! chemchat

So I came across this "Rate My Professor" screenshot. I feel like I hear quite a bit of "not quite news" about chemists and chemistry professors, but this one is new. Anyone know the backstory? #chemchat

On the other hand, my posts could go chiral

Language groups in Western Europe