literally me

new oxygen allotrope just dropped

my manager just said i have some of the highest quality notebook pages in the department and it has made my fucking week

i started calling regular ice "wet ice" to make sure there isn't an ambiguity with dry ice, and it's worth it if only because of the look on my coworkers' faces each time i say it

Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence. 周文王用充滿恐懼的眼神瞪了汪淼一眼，「你在說什麼啊，三顆飛星⋯⋯祈禱他不要出現吧。」

could work take a moment and stop being a non-stop barrage of fires to put out please and thank you

someday my dense noggin will remember how many orders of magnitude it is to go from ppm to %

🎼 Hello bacon, my old friend I've come to cook with you again Because the eggs are scrambling And the coffee is brewing And of the breakfast that I envisioned None remains Within the mess of kitchen🎶

my sister got me a pikachu with anxiety when she was in japan and i LOVE her

i NEED to know how taco time makes their hot sauce because honestly i could drink this stuff neat

i would simply like to perish now, please

seeing an ammonium salt described as a proton-protected amine is probably the most cursed thing i've read in a while

please do not ingest this PC tower

Just once I want to open that meeting and see...

holy fuck optimax units are HEAVY

got three hours of sleep and have been awake for two hours already. today's gonna be a bad day lmao

Synthetic chemists breaking into the analytical chemists' labs at night to use their instruments without knowing what they are doing:

submitted my passport renewal application like a week and a half ago and the new passport already showed up in the mail, this is absolutely wild to me

freshly baked bread + fancy french butter = a very happy jeremy

"vanish into you" came on during on my train ride home just now and it is taking me SO MUCH self control to not just belting along in this train car

reading a book on process development and the chapter on analytical methods describes 13C NMR as "used under duress"

i was expecting a salted egg flavor bc of the 金黃, but it was more of a fried garlic flavor? pretty good but also pretty generic seafood flavor, also leaned sweeter than i'd like. 7/10

new potato chip flavor of the day: fried crab flavor

Crashing out during the first week of work 2026 just to feel something.

finished heated rivalry and oh my god ep 5 just makes me so happy

guess which fucking idiot replaced his shattered screen protector with a brand new one, only to immediately drop his phone and shatter the new one as well

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026.

hot pot nighttttt

*yoshi mlem noises*

omg you guys are too sweet, thank YOU for letting me crash with you guys and helping me unlock stuff in mario kart 💖💖

Save me, Costco chicken bake, save me

very happy with how the outfit turned out

so i did my nails for tonight's work holiday party and i'm very happy with how they turned out

oh no i think i am burnt out and losing my mind oops

so what would be the equivalent of triphenylphosphine winning our phosphine competition way back in the day

why sleep when you could instead go add in all the new public transit routes you took in the last month to a map

so i noticed my laptop felt a little bulgy on one side, and uh. i think i found the problem

the county sexual health clinic has instant HIV testing kits that are done in literally seconds, and every single time without fail, it genuinely blows my mind that we have this technology. what a time to be alive

named my fists curtin and hammett because you'll be in rapid equilibrium with the floor

named my fists Miessler and Tarr because they're going to give you an improper rotation

named my fists E1 and E2, cos either way you're getting eliminated #chemchat

today on "sentences i never thought i'd say":

so my uncle and cousin are showing me around paris, and it's very amusing to me that between the three of us, we need four languages

Turns out microplastics are now sneaking into natural products, too. pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/... #chemchat

(S)-cargot (R)-cargot

done with work for the week thank GOD, time to finally relax and enjoy france wheeeeeeee

happy thanksgiving, time to eat a sad vending machine lunch at 3 bc of a dumb miscommunication oop

no chicken flavor whatsoever, which makes sense given that the ingredient list only includes the seasonings traditionally used for it. 2/10

new potato chip flavor of the day: rotisserie chicken