No wonder oil prices are so high, look what the ingredients cost. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/14/a...

Film scholar Agata Zborowska's “Not-So-Ordinary” project archives and restores amateur films from the city's Polish immigrant community. https://bit.ly/4ym0hBQ

Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.

cha cha cha

Today I learned not to spray dog vomit slime mold with a forceful stream of hose water.

roadside america sign, route 22, shartlesville, pennsylvania, 1995

look i can only take so much good news

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don’t say stuff like that

The upside of having a gerontocracy is that all the worst people in charge are always on the verge of going away forever

Ah the unexpected amuse bouche of politician deaths

If England barely fights off the Norwegians, but then is too exhausted to resist France, you do realize we’re getting a tapestry about it

I have eaten the raspberries that were in the icebox and which were probably covered in cyclospora Forgive me if I miss your event I swear I washed them twice

Ahead of England v Norway in the World Cup, enjoy this classic from my old pal Patrick Kidd in The Times

Getting kinda bot-ish up in here

Ocala has preemptively cut curbside recycling.

rich man can ride and the hobo he can drown

A crime he was never able to play Lobo

73% of Americans believe immigration is a good thing

Meat dreams are made of bees Owls have eyes that kiss a tree Unravel a girl with 7 knees I don’t think I’m singing this song right

RIP Bonnie Tyler, you may or may not have outlived Mitch McConnell

"I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky.”

The nation has diarrhea

Alfred Hitchcock Wanted Frank Lloyd Wright to Design the North by Northwest House: An Architect Just Built It for $45 Million

Doing parkour with Mitch McConnell.

Really feels like we’re getting dumber by the minute

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this evening, the senior Senator from Kentucky. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, and our visit to the TR Presidential Library.

Same vibes.

😬

I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year

Is Alito retiring? Is McConnell dead? Can the USMNT turn this around? No one knows!

Sports has reached critical mass

I ain’t watching this

“It depends” answers most questions I’m asked.

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45 years ago today. Buried on page 20 on a holiday Friday just like this one, news that changed the world. www.nytimes.com/1981/07/03/u...

It’s sort of fucked up that all those wedding attendees have to buried with Taylor swift when she dies now, but i guess they did sign up for it.

He was right to do so

The pop singer can’t read a room

For the people saying critics of Democrats on immigration from the left don’t have an alternative, I always say “go look at the Statue of Liberty, that’s our immigration policy.”

america has a fun shortage and it's important we talk about it (decline in third spaces, etc etc)

Renowned singer-songwriter and Chicago-area native John Prine will be honored with a mural at the Old Town School of Folk Music in the Lincoln Square community.

gumby was always saying this

We’re cooked

some amazing things happening over on threads — ever since they “shut down CERN”

X-MEN ‘97 is a delight. Best Marvel content in ages. More of this please.

Common misconception. These markers are for where Walt’s cigarette butts landed as he tossed them out of helicopters while doing aerial surveys of the property

When I spot 10 hour old taquitos on the gas station roller grill.

"Now, Timmy, do you remember 𝑤ℎ𝑦 there are thirteen stripes in the flag?" "To remind us that we need no fewer than thirteen justices in the nation's highest court, sir." "That's a good lad! And why are there fifty-two stars?"