I’ll be honest. I wasn’t reading the human generated content and I won’t be reading the robot content either. Carry on.

we have to go back. to warn them.

It me.

variety barrel, el cajon, california, 1978

I don't know how many of you are old enough to understand how funny this is...

Gluttony. Round 1.

Gluttony day!

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MTG is so weird. I usually avoid listening to her speak but made an exception for the resignation video. Are people not capable of recognizing disingenuous speech because my god.

Elon Musk is very explicitly altering the X algorithm to show people content that aligns with his far-right worldview. If you're still posting there and think you can win hearts and minds or something, this is what you're up against. You're never going to win a rigged game.

[Depeche Mode voice]

I’ve got this feeling that it’s later than it seems.

I guess.

I have had ENOUGH

Monday Monday.

Silo may be the worst television that I continue to watch.

last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before

Frankly, neither party should survive this in their current form. Gut them.

Polish the guillotines.

Death by Lightning is worth a watch.

What a photograph. “Nearly two dozen arrested as faith leaders protested outside a federal immigration facility near Chicago…” Arrested large amounts of peaceful clergy face first on pavement is a pretty good sign you’re not the good guys in the story. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...

What the hell is a “male friendly space” and why does the Democratic Party want to “appear” there?

I’d say a good 80% of the internet is unusable. Poor development. Overloading layers of dynamic ads. We’re gonna need a new UI layer over top of all this garbage.

It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal

History books. Album covers. Time cover. Wheat pasted posters. Projected on buildings. Billboards. Commercials. Social media ads. Put. This. Picture. Everywhere.

Guess the Disney pope vote was inconclusive.

Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming by the perimeter fence day to all who celebrate. A solemn 30 second screaming before vanishing will take place at 11am.

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

Petition to replace the “When She Loved Me” segment of Luminous with the full 6 minute and 27 second recording of “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald”

I think it’s the work that ruins the workplace if I’m honest.

At some level, we’re all just hot food bags.

Now I can’t even save my pennies for a rainy day.

Absolutely stupid day.

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

List is growing.

Posting

you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it

New Sierra game is crazy. The puzzle to get George back in the band is way to obtuse. And don't get me going on the part where you have to navigate Yoko's art exhibition.

Update:

Fifty years after sinking, the Edmund Fitzgerald freighter remains the most famous shipwreck in the Great Lakes. The mystery surrounding the Fitzgerald’s demise captured the public’s imagination, and the tragedy has been immortalized in song, books, and documentaries. 🧵⬇️

It snewed far too much

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Ok. This is a considerable amount of snow.

Ok so this moves my judgement from “idiotic” to “complicit” There is no resistance. It’s performative.

Snow. Hmm.

Speaking of old school SESAME STREET, there are few things as beautifully intense as James Earl Jones reciting the alphabet…