It’s the gimmick I pitch to every new student at the dojo and every worker the moment they say *one* negative thing about their own gimmick.

Unprecedented because the last time there could have been a Pope/Trans brunch opportunity was in the 220s CE and the Romans weren’t Catholic yet.

patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors

THEY"RE TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK FAKE >:(

Got blood drawn, nurse said “Wow your vein is easy to find!”

Eye exam done, now I can spend the rest of the day saying “That’s Jazz, baby”

The street where the eye doctor is being a 1hr parking zone really chaps my ass

It's hard to beat racing games when it comes to clearing out the youtube watch later & audiobook backlog

lol

#RIPDickhead #OlBallnChain #ManslaughterWhikeQuialHuntingAssBitch

I saw Marge with Piccolo's cape and I couldn't stop my hands from moving.

They should try again with a Splatterhouse remake

One-Winged Angel

Love how much he regrets drawing the saw

SNAP, the country's largest anti-hunger program, dates back to the Great Depression and has never been disrupted this way. Most recipients are seniors, families with kids, and those with disabilities.

weekend plans

Love that he would call Van Dam “Mr. Can’t Fight” lmao

The Chair Company is probably my new favorite Noir* *a non-police investigation about something mundane/bureaucratic

While I wait for the PC release of NASCAR 25 I downloaded Inside Line. Accidentally raised my expectations

Real high on my ‘games that need a second chance’ list because a dog fighting style flight game but everybody’s insects in a back yard is a 10/10 game idea

third strike but good #streetfighter

That shows’ legacy will live forever.

Wild thing for them to do

I can’t take this balaclava off, it feels too fun to wear

My favorite brand of goaltending. Playing without a helmet. 😍

Spirit Halloween has a whole section for @ashleybuchanan.bsky.social

The East Coat mind can't comprehend this. (It's me, I'm east coast mind)

Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...

Was that the first release of Michael Morbius, the second joke release, or the sum?

I truly think the Games Industry would be in a much better place, creatively, if everyone had more exposure to DOS Shareware games.

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

Art vs The Artist🧶

I throw on How It’s Made and now my partner and I can’t decide on how this latex animatronic is feeling.

Can’t tell if this would make the story shorter or longer…

They better have Christian Cage dunking on Bruce Wayne’s dead dad while not knowing he’s Da Bat, right?

The poster shouldn’t ever just be a photo of an actor

RIP Renato Casaro, an Italian artist known for his film posters. He passed away yesterday at the age of 89.

diagnosis: STINKY prescription: wash verdict: Not Happy!!!!! #pokemon #sylveon

Brady’s white tie on a white shirt looked like shit. He’ll never be Don West

Youtube is mocking me

Proud of my progress and everybody elses💪💖✌️

SILENT HILL f