New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer. This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

How weird that this should have disappeared from the Telegraph archive...

BREAKING: The Epstein Files just got one step closer to being released. With Adelita Grijalva’s victory in AZ-07, Thomas Massie and Ro Khanna now have the magic number — 218 votes — needed for the discharge petition to force a vote on releasing the full Epstein Files.

Thank you all for the beautiful special birthday wishes especially from my #Playschool Babies who remember the unconditional love and joy I shared with them❤️

CRAP-ture, more like. Amirite? #morelike

It might be helpful if media coverage of The Orange Turd regularly mentioned that he is a pathological bullshitter with hundreds and maybe thousands of demonstrably provable lies under his belt

Superb work. Immaculate. No notes.

They're grooming the dogs. THEY'RE GROOMING THE DOGS! Someone tell Donald Trump. www.wagstudiogrooming.net

I hereby demand to take control of Your Party and replace it with my new party which I am calling Arse Tits and which I have already closed down. BOSH!

If your faith in humanity is being tested right now: my MacBook and satchel (and entire contents) were waiting for me safe and sound at Waterloo Lost Property. I genuinely thought them lost forever.

Just done this terrifying thing! It should be aired around Christmas.

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.

"Enterprise clients soon realized that the output of most AI systems was too unreliable and too frequently incorrect to be counted on for jobs that demand accuracy. But creative work was another story..." www.bloodinthemachine.com/p/artists-ar...

TV shows cancelled, people sacked or put on black lists... all for daring to speak the truth about "free speech warrior" Charlie Kirk. America has plunged head first into some very dark territory indeed. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Well done to my chums who made this happen. Fingers crossed for the win.

FREEZE PEACH MURICA!

Doxxed by a right wing "FREEZE PEACH" POS on Twitter. Threatened and then fired. For having an opinion. The irony. Anyway, take a look. gofund.me/4b255a4cc

These lot still won't adopt the advertising slogan I've pitched to them. Honestly, it's a winner. "JML'LL FIX IT". What's not to like?

This exchange says it all.

I’m a broken record on this, but — there are so many examples of famous people radicalised by midlife career/personal knockbacks. Ant Middleton was on yday’s march. He got done for tax offences and lost his TV work. Now he’s mates with Tommy Robinson.

Grok is being sent to the reeducation camp

Bluesky isn’t perfect but at least its owner isn’t demanding violent insurrection in the UK from thousands of miles away

Could someone please ask Elon Musk to stop calling in to fascist gatherings in Europe and suggesting they be more violent?

Social media algorithms are probably the greatest public health atrocity since the Black Death 🤪🤪🤪

Good news about the cutting-edge AI tools from the $3-trillion-dollar company.

Can’t wait! 🥳

Seeing some politicians competing for just how brutal and dehumanising they can be to vulnerable minorities - I can’t help comparing that to 16th and 17th witch trials. It’s so depressing.

They’ve gone full Spinal Tap

Aussie unions don’t beat around the bush.

Innit? youtu.be/NzltmXpJ8a4?...

Precisely what was it that attracted women like Chrissie Hynde and Patsy Kensit to Jim Kerr? Was it his singing voice? Was it his charisma? Or was it the fact that he's hung like the jib arm of a Mole-Richardson camera crane? Allegedly. #TOTP

I hope nobody tells Tony Hart about the whole Tony Hart thing.

Goalkeeper's union. 🧤⚽

"In a move to protect his crops, a farmer has placed a sign in his field which states 'From 25 July, birds will no longer be allowed in this field'."

I once got off with a posh girl in a Wimbledon pub by pretending I was the same Steve Berry off Top Gear. Luckily, neither she nor her mates were unfamiliar enough with the TV show to spot that I didn't actually look or sound like him. Nevertheless, I am certain I was her "bit of rough" that day.

My namesake on Jeremy Clarkson. youtu.be/2PsRIv14bps?...

Also featuring @georgyjamieson.bsky.social on Go For Broke!, @unloveablesteve.bsky.social on MB Games' Hangman, @benbaker.bsky.social on Roland's Yuletide Binge, @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social on Solitary Fitness, @gracedent.bsky.social on Bagpuss and even more! timworthington.org/2025/07/24/t...

Quite honestly, these absolute shithouse cunts.

Colbert comes out swinging. Gonna be a fun 10 months...

The Jean Charles de Menezes anniversary has brought up a lot I haven't thought for a while. I used to write those things down rather than just stewing in a tepid pot of unspeakable rage forever. Anyway, here are reasons not to trust the police (from 2013). nathanieltapley.com/2013/09/12/d...

Woman in line in front of me at the post office is not happy about the cost of shipping. She just whipped out her phone, asked ChatGPT how much it thinks the shipping should cost, and is trying to get the mailman to honor that price.

The two greatest evils known to mankind, A.I. and the person directly in front of you in line at the post office, have finally teamed up. We’re done.

I really don't want to go through the whole rigmarole of seeing Farage win power and then fuck everything up and have loads of sympathetic voxpops with dismayed Reform voters expressing their regrets when it was extremely fucking obvious what would happen because his platform is incoherent garbage

The Phanatic is a real son of a bitch.

And here's today's blog, along with a free stand up special. Hope you enjoy it. open.substack.com/pub/richardh...

Autistic child "told he can go to mainstream school despite still being in nappies." He has an EHCP, so after mediation failed, the mum is appealing, even though it's a long wait. Now imagine if there were no EHCP rights or Tribunal? uk.news.yahoo.com/boy-autism...

I don't know what's more 1997 here; the computer, the pencil eyebrows or the fucking mental idea that Dannii Minogue was "the fat sister". (This is a banger, of course. Pre-Xenomania Brian Higgins.) youtu.be/DoY5EBShM1w?...