dude you blame cotton eye joe for everything

I’ll be honest folks: we’re 9 months into this shit & I have not found any meaningful way to fight back.

many of you are working overtime to validate the humanity of people who are intentionally, systemically, and methodologically working to invalidate your humanity

people will say "this shows it's a bad slogan" and no what it shows is that a bipartisan ratfuck can kill a good idea

Whether they're blaming vaccines and Tylenol, or selling dubious "remedies," what they're really doing is promoting the perception that families (and especially mothers) can prevent and treat Autism. And thus also the perception that people with Autism and their families don't need social support.

Even if you’re not an academic—perhaps especially if you’re not—now is the best time to start writing down what you’re seeing in the world & why you think it’s happening. Encourage your friends to do the same! Read it to each other, discuss.

Hulu and Disney plus are now offering 70% off subscriptions, and in response I am offering Hulu and Disney plus 70% off deez nuts.

As far as I’m concerned it is very much in the public interest to know all these nasty details so that we can all talk mad shit about these people much more specifically.

Wow my husband’s frat had terrible taste in music even by 2009 standards.

I need liberal commentators to understand that these people they think are real americas are actually a weird fringe death cult & the rest of us are all looking upon it with horror.

Poker Face is one of those song that, no matter where I am, what we I am doing, or how I’m feeling, makes me want to take 3-5 shots of Patron straight to the face & dance for the next 2 hours straight.

We don’t talk about how deep Sean Paul’s catalog is even as a casual pop listener.

Can we in the north east collectively agree that when the time comes we need to Do Something about New Hampshire?

"this whole thing smacks of surveillance" I holler as I demolish my neighbors wifi router and turn the Internet of Things into the Internet of Shit

I think, every so often, about how the student protesters in South Korea figured out there was a finite supply of tear gas, and then staged retreating marches that caused police to burn off most of it, before the big "bring your auntie and kids" marches that ultimately toppled the dictatorship.

Supreme Court will hear tariffs case on Nov. 5

Cheeseburger for breakfast.

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

MARXISM AS LIVING METHOD & NOT A DEAD DOGMA.

comedy is now legal

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

Bury this venal mother fucker in a hotdog suit mausoleum.

this might be the biggest case of mods! mods!! we've seen in our republic.

Don't worry guys, I have a genius plan to stop political violence. Step 1: Make elite consensus be that the mild peaceful disapproval be treated as equivalent to violence. Step 2: Have the government openly violate the law in a manner which proves it nonbinding. Step 3: Crash the economy.

the price is right is foundational to american society

The censorship will continue until free speech improves

The ideal coaster is the disposable thick card stock ones that you’ll find at a bar. The second best ones are thick fabric, like the ones I have at home that look like tiny Persian rugs.

I think we are at peak nice looking Halloween stuff that people so inclined can just use as home decor all year ‘round. But I don’t think this kind of selection is going to survive tariffs or the recession, frankly I’m kind of shocked how much of it has already gone on clearance.

Miss a single Klarna payment & you get dinged so fucking hard.

Turns out leaving the house to do structured recreational creative actives will have a positive impact on your mental health. Very stupid of me to not have realized this until now.

The times when you have seen only one set of footprints, my child, is when I muted your post

culturally speaking larry i strongly support the decentralization and localization of power that anarchism offers but when you get down the nuts and bolts of it, we're gonna need a broader orginizational hub to hold it all together

"all my apes gone" is now the official US fiscal policy

there is no folly of the beasts of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men

Any chance to post the teenage Joe Burrow tweet

congrats to your grandma in heaven on finally being able to fulfill her fantasy of being eiffel towered by paul newman and robert redford

IDK if this is a hot take or not but if you care about being "cool" after the age of 25 you're intellectually enfeebled and weak of heart and spirit. You're old enough to figure out what you want, what you think, and what you like on your damn own

The truth is out there and America is hitting it with missiles

may I speak with the primary poster in your household?

I am once again telling you life is short, the fascist want us all dead, you should be using MSG at home.

wake up babe they finally invented ranch in a spray can

*deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

Whatever you want to say, I promise you that a sloppy AI image is not going to make it more poignant. If anything, a lot of people you deem to be important will tune you out and stop taking you seriously.

Murder 1 & terrorism charges struck down, murder 2 still on the table.

relevant life lesson from comics on this one

Moscow Mules are a gimmick but, damn, what a good gimmick.

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