I’ve said it before but your grad school cohort matters, y’all will be each other’s moral support for decades to come

So glad Presbyterians don’t do Lent. Would have fallen off the wagon hard by now

microwaving rice pouches like the ancestors

“maybe I’m not really middle-aged” you think as IG pushes “what’s new at Costco” reels your way

listened to this on the way home which was fascinating but used measurements that I 💯 cannot visualize (meters, fathoms) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...

looking forward to reading this soon!

“the commons” (when too many people email me)

why is the closing ceremony like a music apprec class 😩

a closing ceremony but it’s just me going to bed

I just had a banger quote post queued up then realized the OP disabled them ☠️

proof of life (pinewood derby edition)

[whispering] what are we looking forward to this week?

Slow jams! At the thrift store

a work thing I was supposed to do w/HS students tomorrow got postponed & the 8YO said “good thing because you would get cooked”

the correct answer is Kozy Shack rice pudding

Middle school girl drama is so real 😵‍💫😵‍💫

I don’t really understand winter sports but every time I look up Stanley Tucci is aggressively wearing a scarf and drinking espresso

co-sign

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events are occurring

just dropped the 8YO at a bday party, the last thing I saw before fleeing to the coffeeshop was a bunch of boys getting suited up in neon jerseys & safety goggles near a ninja obstacle course 🫡

The purple area contains all of the highest volume posters, this could be an extinction-level event for non-New Yorkers hearing about the weather

washing the UGA sweatshirt on ✨ delicate ✨

gaslit! By 🐝

finally

A magical thing about Libby is that my holds often come in just in time for the weekend, like Silvia Moreno-Garcia’s latest which appeared overnight

additionally is there a solution??

is there a German word for when one side of the drawstring disappears into the sweatpants

as @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social says, it’s Friday besties, act like it [drinks 4 pm cup of tea, eats leftover ramen, collapses]

me—I hope the sun comes out The sun—[shines directly in my eyes the entire commute home] me—no not like that

one thing about me, I will send an email

Finally got my hands on one of these! 🏀 📚 signed by the marvelous @courtmcox.bsky.social

this is okay I guess

Just saw an ad for an app that adds affirmations to your lock screen and why would I pay $5.99 to let everybody know I’m struggling

Hitting genius with a word you don’t know the meaning of feels so hollow 🐝

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If I were the heights I simply would not wuther

cats would never

never forget

Felt something other than 40F temps for the first time in recent memory, might delete later

Stalled out at Genius -1 for hours 🐝

I am willing to enter into BSky arbitration. Bobsledding y/n

You would not get me into a bobsled at gunpoint

spring training but it’s summer camp registration for parents

Picked this up at (where else) a coffee shop and it was such a fascinating peek into the coffee industry. Espresso contests, cold foam aerators, etc. Maybe ready to quit my day job

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thrifting harvest including a shirt for which I broke my no-polyester rule

There’s a big yellow thing up in the sky 😩

okay fam what are we looking forward to this week?