Roger Moore > Sean Connery

I’m an attorney so I don’t want to besmirch another profession but my gods if you’re a contractor and do this one neat trick*, you’ll be ahead of like 90 percent of your competitors * it’s show up at the day and time you said you would. That’s the trick.

Between this and the failures in the Supreme Court races, the Georgia Democratic Party doesn’t seem to have the juice even in the most favorable environment it’s had in a generation and a half

I’m sorry but you need to see this

[deep sigh] Come 👏🏻 On 👏🏻 You 👏🏻 Spurs

Bruno Mars is the answer

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West Ham has Spurs right where they want them now

Longtime Magpie supporter checking in

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Find you something you love as much as appellate courts love overturning rich white dude murder convictions

Find you something you love as much as appellate courts love overturning rich white dude murder convictions

Spurs 1, VAR 1

[deep sigh] COYS

Rae got a belated 12th birthday walk around the neighborhood in her stroller

Rae got a belated 12th birthday walk around the neighborhood in her stroller

Our politics has become playing chess with pigeon. One side is following the rules and the other is just shitting on the board

Time for about a 7 day mute on J*hn Roberts

Copy editing is my passion

Rogue One is the best Star Wars movie

Hotels now attach the shampoo to the wall at the back of the shower and this is a hate crime against people who like baths

I am once again asking for someone to do something about boomers listening to their phones out loud in public places

[deep sigh] come on you spurs

Chris Sale for Vaughn Grissom Lmaoooooo

Chris Sale’s 99th pitch was 98 mph good lord

I was in an arbitration this week, but “Silly” came to visit yesterday. She’s 10 months old and in training to be a service dog for Children’s Healthcare. 15/10, did boop.

I’m hearing rumors of Braves

The pupcake enjoyer has logged on

It’s this sweet lady Rae’s 12th birthday. Please boop 🐽

I would live for almost 900 years just to kill baby Hitler

Are we doing Devil Wears Prada 2 y/n?

This is not true if you, like me, made a C in @espinsegall.bsky.social ‘s Federal Courts class where 20 years ago he was saying SCOTUS wasn’t a court

Am I just getting older and cynical or is everything that used to be good shitty now: a memoir

This is short king spring erasure. We can reassess this in June

Big facts

Billie Jean Don’t Look Back in Anger Run (George Strait) Africa Dixieland Delight Fishin in the Dark Got You (Where I want you) Laid Loch Lomond Red

The irony of the Iran war killing LIV is that LIV was partly created to just launder money to the current president

The irony of the Iran war killing LIV is that LIV was partly created to just launder money to the current president

Congrats @normcharlatan.bsky.social on tonight’s State of the State shoutout!

Walz: “He calls himself Norm … I follow him on social media and he usually posts about sports”

Naive. I always want it to be naieve or something like that. Honestly I probably misspell it a different way each time.

Megan Thee Stallion should go back to the guy who treats her right.

So I played golf today with two yutes who are seniors at Miami & they asked where I went to school and I said UGA. They asked if we won anything whilst I was there and I said yeah, my senior year we won the SEC but that was a long time ago They asked me if that was when Herschel Walker was there

Back to back SEC champions deserve a donation @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social

We went to an alleged NoLa inspired restaurant tonight in Athens and if you’ve never been I want you to picture a NoLa themed restaurant where the chef is a white guy who is deathly afraid of black people and has never best west of Montgomery

Damn they’re booing the Phils? You hate* to see it

Today was a neat day because I heard of a company called Allbirds for the first time ever

Folks we love* it when opposing counsel is 25 minutes late to the deposition * we do not love it

No one ever asks whether the police or military or fire department is turning a profit