If I were LA I would simply cover JSN but I’m #builtdifferent

Yeah I’m gonna get off this app for a while. Everyone stay warm and hug your loved ones.

The dream of Spurs winning the champions league and getting relegated is still alive

Listen I’m not gonna call folks out on grammar or whatever but if you’re trying to solicit my biz you can at least spell my name right

Too bad for this guy that South Korea didn’t have a Merrick Garland

Update: he called back at 11:05

So I had a call set up at 10 and the client asked for “5 or 10 minutes” to handle a quick thing and, uhhhh, it’s 10:44 now and he hasn’t called back and I think we have different definitions of time and space

When I see that Beltran made it…it just seems like what the writers think is cheating that is disqualifying is awfully inconsistent when you consider guys like Beltran or Gaylord Perry getting in

Congratulations to the only two teams that beat every school they played this year: Indiana and UGA

Congratulations to the only two teams that beat every school they played this year: Indiana and UGA

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

4th Quarter Bears vs Eliminated From Playoff Contention Falcons would be a championship game for the ages

If I were the Texans, I would simply not turn the ball over

If I were the Texans, I would simply not turn the ball over

GO AHEAD AND DO IT 🇵🇦

This is a god send. I don’t know why Apple insists on making typing shittier with each update because its predictive text felt like sorcery 4-5 years ago

[Deep sigh] Come on you Spurs

If you get a chance to go to Panama…go ahead and do it 🇵🇦

The hack of going through the international terminal at ATL remains undefeated. From curb to club in 8 minutes

When you’re on the “bottom of V.” in a case, you love seeing this email. Let’s have some bourbon shall we

I don’t think I ever made below a C all the way through college and law school. My worst grade ever was property class in law school. I didn’t understand it then, and you can’t make me understand it now

Having to move a video game cartridge around in the Nintendo console to get it to work

This lady in the waiting room watch videos on her phone with no headphones in. WTF is wrong with people

One home river? The poverty. Try Flint, Chattahoochee, and Apalachicola

There’s nothing funnier than a failed Philly Special

My most boomer take is TAKE THE FUCKING POINTS

Me, watching Super Bowl 51

All these nfl playoff games have been bangers

Bears what is you doing

I know there are worse things going on but last night I went to a bar and ordered a margarita and they didn’t bring me a salt rim. We have to rectify this. Not bringing a salt rim is akin to not putting tequila in a marg. IT IS AN ESSENTIAL ELEMENT of the drink. The default should be salt.

Athena has asked to speak to the manager

I’ll always remember what this dude did for Atlanta in summer of 2021, but…yeah it’s time to move on

BREAKING: The Atlanta Hawks are trading four-time NBA All-Star Trae Young to the Washington Wizards for CJ McCollum and Corey Kispert, sources tell ESPN.

So @tobymorton.bsky.social is a national treasure and Hilton is fucking up royally with this nonsense. www.hiltonice.com cc: @kenwhite.bsky.social

Ender Inciarte. Back when the Marlins used to use Ronald Acuña as target practice, that dude was about to fight their whole team while Freddie Freeman, Dansby, and Snitker sat on their thumbs

We are going to France in April and signed up for a 1/2 day Normandy trip. One of the sites may be closed so they emailed and said “don’t worry fam, we’re replacing that site with the German cemetery.” 😳. I emailed to asked if we could go anywhere else. Literally anywhere bc I mean, come on

Longtime* Taco Dowler supporter logging on

The most college kicker situation that ever situationed

The most college kicker situation that ever situationed

So this little monster got under our chain link fence into the neighbor’s yard & was yelling her head off bc she couldn’t get back. Instead of walking around the block, I got a chair & got over the fence & put her back in the yard. When I climbed back, I fell onto an arm of the chair and broke a rib

I’m easing into full adulting though. We’re getting delivery food and the peloton can wait another day. It’s called self care

We’re in one of those cycles where shit is so fucked that even my substantial mute list isn’t working

I was really anxious about work today but I got through my emails in about 5 minutes and felt better as I began crossing things off the to do list and I will learn nothing from this.

Saints/Falcons is the only CFB rivalry in the NFL

Taysom Hill averages 200 yards and 15 first downs per game against the Falcons and you can’t convince me otherwise

Interesting day for the NFL to celebrate the 250th anniversary of the declaration of independence but alright

This is besides the point and all that but do they not have, like, military guarding their president in Venezuela?