Me, when he said “we were on a break”

Growing up, we were allowed to watch Married With Children but not the Simpsons and it’s hard for me to understand that delineation in retrospect

This Orville Redenbacher popcorn advertises “all real ingredients” which makes me happy that it contains nothing fictitious like Bigfoot skin.

Seems to be something happening in the Detroit baseball contest

Today’s another day where I can tell the timeline is mad about something in the news and I don’t know what it is and god bless those mute words

There are many good ChatGPT hallucination cases out there but this may be my favorite. “I’m not very well versed on Rule 11. This is the first time I’ve ever heard of it,” [the attorney] said.

Greenville, South Carolina is a hidden gem

My hot take is there’s something to like about every city if you look closely enough. But also the answer to this question is Houston

I legitimately wondered what party he’d be running for (lol stupid me) and then I saw this and knew “During an appearance on OutKick The Show with Clay Travis…”

Okay fine I’ll ask: who the fuck is mister beast

Wanna talk about them Dawgs

Let’s defend these Hedges one more damn time. #GoDawgs

Why does the Ole Miss stadium announcer sound like he’s yelling from a tunnel

If we’re posting Ws on here, despite the haters, I had 2 wins in the Court of Appeals this week, got one client out of default, & had another summary judgment win that plaintiff decided not to appeal. All signs point to the haters being in SHAMBLES Can I get a hell year or a Go Dawgs in the chat

Who called it inbox zero and not the mail loneliness crisis

I was talking to someone this week about Tom Holland and Colin Jost. Two nice, funny dudes who landed famous women by, and this may sound complicated, being nice and talking to them and asking them questions and listening to what they have to say and shit. Try that one neat trick!

Me, when Lance Harbor came back to coach the Coyotes

If I have a call from an unknown number that I answer now, I literally pick up and don’t say anything. I’m not sure I’ve had anyone speak or call back yet while doing that.

Second worst day for Mike Gundy since January 7, 2021

Today is one of those days where I can tell that something is kind of awry in the news but I don’t know what it is thanks to the mute words I have. #Blessed

New type of politics guy just dropped

Back in September of 2011, I came home to find the entire ceiling in our living room fell all the way the fuck down leaving only a TV and a bewildered (but unharmed) bulldog

New type of politics guy just dropped

I waited and canceled my Disney+/Hulu bundle this morning, so I have to think I was the straw that broke the mouse’s back

Image of the Jordan Davis touchdown #GoDawgs

The proliferation of gambling info during sports broadcasts is what will turn me into a boomer

A man that big running that fast is nightmare fuel

Jordan Davis running it in for a TD is absolute football porn

There’s something really weird about ESPN doing promos for WWE

Oh Auburn we hate to see it

EVERYONE LOOK AT CLEMSON AND LAUGH

Oh no Arkansas what is you doing

Um buzzkill and all that but does it feel like we get more lightning and bad weather games every year? Ah, well, I’m sure it’s not based on any climate pattern

EVERYONE LOOK AT CLEMSON AND LAUGH

It’s Fridays besties, let’s all act like it

This is the most accurate video ever made. I once heard that Atlantans spend 90% of their days either stuck in traffic or figuring out how to avoid it

Anyway today on the bulldog rescue calendar I was reminded that today is the 10th birthday of this handsome feller we fostered (“Bentley” but we called him Johnny Cash) and he was a pain in the ass but was cute as hell and it’s nice knowing we helped a pup in need who’s had a great life 💙

There’s so much bad in the world right now, so be part of something that’s good and donate a few dollars if you can spare it to the St. John Center in Louisville to help them take care of their homeless neighbors

There’s so much bad in the world right now, so be part of something that’s good and donate a few dollars if you can spare it to the St. John Center in Louisville to help them take care of their homeless neighbors

You may be having a good day, but it’ll never be as good as Athena is having laying on her bed on the deck with a tennis ball.

Also, I should note that that movie is the only time Hines Ward scored on a kickoff return in college or the NFL

On March 9, 2020 we flew from ATL to connect in London en route to Paris. I’m not kidding when I say the flight to London was 1/4 full.

When I was in my (all white) kindergarten, we would make crafts with glue and construction paper and the teacher told us not to eat the glue because it would turn us black

Shout out to the guy in Sam’s who was face timing his lady to make sure he got the right pads. You the real MVP

Nice of everyone to put their flags today at half staff for Robert Redford

#BuiltDifferent 😤

If I were the Texans, I would simply not allow a TD on this drive

It’s so delightfully Falcons to ruin everyone’s SNF like this

Falcons literally only got a TD because Minnesota let them