Just a reminder that Harry Kane scored zero (0) goals after we learned he played golf with mango

Shout out to the dude at Kroger with the “In Grind We Trust” shirt. Get that grindset, king

Athena has asked to speak to the manager

Athena has asked to speak to the manager

1. Taormina, Italy and it isn’t close 2 Paris [gap] New Orleans Chicago Barcelona

Vibes are going to be absolutely awful for that game

Just a reminder that Harry Kane scored zero (0) goals after we learned he played golf with mango

Who up tappin they map www.maptap.gg July 15 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 97🔥 98🎯 Final score: 985

Shout out to this bailiff who is cutting his nails in the back of this court room. Stay primped, king

As a bath lover, it’s a hate crime what hotels do to the shampoo now. I have liberated the shampoo and here’s how you can also

What if Fox actually covered the All Star Game as opposed to using the game as background noise for a bunch of interviews

Chili should never have beans

Timeline loving the Fox pregame

[overheard from lady at hotel bar eating her steak with A1] “I’m a foodie”

[overheard from lady at hotel bar eating her steak with A1] “I’m a foodie”

Vibes are not great #onhere today we need some soccer badly

Honestly even more fun than paper maps was just “finding” where you were going. Like “okay I generally know I’m going somewhere northeast of here and I know such and such interstate goes that direction so I’ll just follow the signs when I get close”

Me the first time I had fireball

So the bison video would be funny if that guy was fucking with it but he wasn’t so…yeah. I dunno maybe I need to go touch grass

every dead senator gets a thoughtful obituary lauding their “courage” and then if you look it up the courage was filibustering the Give Medicine to Cancer Kids act

Swiss manager Mads Mikkelsen

[peeks up out of hole] It’s coming home

Man, this is gonna take forever to find folks again isn't it.

Naked

Short kings are making étouffée on Friday

Hon hon hon 🧑‍🎨

I know better than to respond to this spam shit but sometimes I can’t help myself

Going to court and watching two pro se parties argue about god knows what is one of the joys of practicing law

I need my associates to understand that inherent in the sentence “the client would like an update on their case” is the word NOW

Kendrick writing another rhyme

Basically this was supposed to be the golden generation of US Soccer and they didn’t accomplish anything more than we’ve accomplished since 2002 with way less talented teams. Won a knockout game the same way James Franklin won a playoff game

Basically this was supposed to be the golden generation of US Soccer and they didn’t accomplish anything more than we’ve accomplished since 2002 with way less talented teams. Won a knockout game the same way James Franklin won a playoff game

At least McConnell isn’t alive to see this

I’m so tired of the comparisons of Pulisic to Dempsey. Pulisic doesn’t have the juice. Flat out

I’m so tired of the comparisons of Pulisic to Dempsey. Pulisic doesn’t have the juice. Flat out

Bar here in Athens playing Country Roads and then Sweet Caroline because we demanded equal time @thewillardyears.bsky.social @opg.bsky.social @rockcandy87.bsky.social

This was somehow just the Mondayest ass Monday. We’re gonna hydrate, watch the USMNT tonight and give Tuesday absolute hell

How do I mute all the go FIFA and the rule of law joke tweets

That game had everything. What a fun watch

If I were Mexico I would have simply played defense the last 2 minutes

The US could still become the second country in a row to be both World Cup *and* Pope champions

People seem to be disappointed in the vroomball today on the feed

The posts today are all either “hell yeah” or “Jesus that’s insufferable, go tough grass”

I am once again asking Rebecca Lowe to beat me to death with a microphone

What the fuck is Rocko chewing on

Boo hiss again

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