friend, this is Marcus Junius Brutus CAESAR has declared himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE and MUST BE STOPPED can you rush a donation of ten denarii today to show that you STAND WITH THE REPUBLIC?

It's #igivearod season, and I just donated to this project which only has 3 days left!! #UglyDogs www.donorschoose.org/project/chil...

May I offer you a trio of little baby faces in these trying times?

"I would have found the truth; I wouldn't have given up on you! And now I realize what an absolute WASTE that would have been."

“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit

if not war then why war shaped

This is extremely dangerous for those who use wish lists for organization & mutual aid. Please share far & wide.

I am another year older as of yesterday, and here is some wisdom for you: Do not ever, Ever, EVER get an open wound. It's a fucking nightmare. Maybe also don't have a muscle biopsy done on your thigh a week before you start intense physical therapy. But that advice might be too specific.

If you, like me, have Peacock for a limited time so you can watch the Olympics and Paralympics, give yourself the gift of watching We Are Lady Parts as many times as possible before you cancel your subscription. We Are Lady Parts. Just over and over again. Your life will improve.

I love the Olympics, because I had never heard of Alysa Liu 9 days ago and now I think she should be president of the united states

the only thing stronger than fishtopher's chomps is lover's love

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

Good news alert: Just want to shout out Elana Meyers Taylor, the most decorated Black woman in the Winter Olympics, who won her sixth medal and first gold tonight, AND is also one of the only 8% of hearing parents who learn to sign for her deaf kid. Badass through and through.🥇

The sound of sweeping with corn brooms is, honestly, terrifying.

Everyone's dumbfounded over Ilia while I'm over here dumbfounded that the Swedish men's curling team is currently 1 and 4. (This same team medaled in the last 3 Olympics. They're a powerhouse.)

Everyone should watch skating on my hospital room's tv, cause NBC is so distorted that you can't even tell if the figure skater landed his jump.

[via Kansas City Zoo & Aquarium]

Some Swedish hockey players demonstrate various winter Olympic sports. 😁 (sound on) #Olympics

What an incredibly close gold medal match considering how many mistakes Team USA made. In prior Olympics they would've been slaughtered. This is a compliment.

the bushes were people 😂

The Americans are gonna win a medal in mixed doubles curling!!!

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

Check this out, #HeatedRivalry folks! You can get fic, podfic, art, or more as a thank you for a donation, and the more you donate, the more say you have in your gift! I can tell you just from knowing who these creators are that it'd be well worth your while.

my guy was back out there doin Good Work with a broken rib from his previous encounter. name a fucking high school after him.

Once again, I ask you that if you are sharing images in your post, particularly those involving news & activism, you include alt text so that your message is accessible to everyone. Disabled people are among the targets of this administration & there is no inclusivity without including them.

You don’t know your role yet maybe, but we are all finding out just what we have to offer. In Minneapolis, one man knew immediately what he could offer and said “Bring me your clothing”.

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FUCK ROB THOMAS!!!

Hey @rillacuthbert.bsky.social, it's been too long since we shouted Fuck Rob Thomas!!!!

It's been five weeks since my muscle biopsy and the fucking incision is STILL bleeding. It's several inches long and on a real inconvenient place on my thigh. I feel like maybe the surgeon should've used something besides glue to close it???

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

#penguinsforsanity 🦉🦑🌍

margot for morale

Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).

For @msnownews.bsky.social, I wrote an article about how ICE Watch is grounded in sociological theories of violence prevention. The reality is that most men will only commit public violence in extremely specific scenarios and ICE Watch disrupts the conditions necessary for escalation.

I go home from the rehab hospital tomorrow!!! I finally get to see my cats again for the first time in six weeks 🥰

Red alert from the rehab hospital: I JUST GOT TO PET A SERVICE DOG NAMED SUNNY!!!

This image is above every bed in the rehab hospital, but I feel like it belongs in an ad for a scummy personal injury attorney instead. I find it endlessly amusing.

2. If you go into settings then “accessibility” you can turn on a thing that actually won’t let you post an image without alt text. It’s the polite thing to do, and was a big thing in the early days to let everyone in on the fun.

Three weeks 3 MRIs 2 CT scans Dozens of vials of blood Surgery to biopsy both a nerve and a muscle And two fucking lumbar punctures And I've finally been moved to the rehab hospital!!!

(I'm still in the hospital, but tomorrow I might have good news to share!!)

Okay but they let Kevin STAY home alone after they arrested the burglars?? He slept by himself in a booby-trapped house???

Two weeks in the hospital now. I remain a medical mystery. I should be a Grey's Anatomy episode.

Well, I can now say I've seen my own spinal fluid. Can't say I'm a fan of lumbar punctures though. (I'm in the hospital getting testing done cause my nervous system has gone to hell.)

Do Catholic leaders spend as long thinking about their Pope name as some people do thinking about future baby names? Cause I'd start thinking about it the minute I became a priest, but then again I'm a planner (and not Catholic.)

Texas conservatives who've championed book bans & anti-LGBT policies suffered big losses tonight in school board races. And They seem to have lost their working majorities to pass their policies in big school boards. I tracked these results in FOUR boards tonight. So a 🧵 on each ICYMI.

My friend is cancer free!!!!!!