I have to disagree, please do not stop at the first two episodes. WATCH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM LOLOL (but yes, the reboot does launch off with a delightful examination of laundering your blood money reputation with art and also Noah Wyle is sad in case you're in The Pitt withdrawal)

A neighbor called a wellness check on me, and I'm so weirded out by it. All because they hadn't seen me outside in my wheelchair lately???

Wait BTS finally on Dropout...😳

The rare double blep

I love her

I'm very good at spotting scams, but this one took me a long time to figure out. The subject said "Action Required for Your Recent Payout." Inside the email was a deposit of two cents and a message to call if I did not authorize it. Pro tip: Google the number to help figure out if it's a scam.

McLovin has an 11/10 head tilt

Some people say we don’t build beautiful things anymore and, like, lol. Motherfuckers, we built this:

This is definitely a problem that can be solved in advance, but there are many tools you can use to fix it. Simply becoming a joint owner on everything your parents own could affect your own financial picture and cost you a lot of money in taxes.

I learned this while researching my own symptoms. Turns out for me it was option D: a rare neurological condition 🙃

Giraffes, not whales

Bluesky friends! I’m hunting for a copy of Amtrak’s "The National" magazine (2017) featuring the Cleveland food scene. My friend shot the cover photo and met her husband because of that issue! I’d love to gift it to her, since they no longer publish it. Can ya’ll help me find this issue? 🙏🏽

"Trans children have such awful lives, isn't it better for them to not suffer?" Transness is actually really awesome. It's the transphobia that sucks. If everyone responded to trans kids coming out with "thanks for telling me, I love you" and being affirming, trans kids would have GREAT childhoods.

Listen I am getting to the airport as early as I want and I am checking at least one bag and YOU CANNOT STOP ME.

These two Mourning Doves at my feeder cam look like they just rang my doorbell because Tony Soprano sent them to collect a debt I owe.

My dad had a crashout tonight over the instant pot and it looked just like this. He ended up bringing the whole thing to my bedside so I could set it instead. I couldn't stop laughing. (fyi there's cursing)

I don't like to whine on the Internet and I feel like I've now done that twice this week, even though this has been one of the best weeks I've had since December. Maybe I feel okay whining a tiny bit simply because it was a good week?

I kinda want to start watching The Pitt, but I'm pretty sure I'm still a bit traumatized from the two months I spent hospitalized 😬

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

Oh thank goodness, I have figured out a way to avoid paying more than $65,000 PER MONTH for a medication that treats my specific condition. I just have to completely switch insurance plans mid-year once I move, and then probably pay thousands in a new deductible, yay!

For anyone mailing their #taxes today - take them to the post office, hand them to an employee, and ask for a manual postmark. Otherwise the USPS can't guarantee they'll be postmarked today. about.usps.com/newsroom/sta...

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This is a 99.99999th% outcome for what this really was. Delightful! www.si.com/nba/pacers/v...

#Artemis II 🚀 Following their successful splashdown, the Artemis II crew gathered for a group portrait in the well deck of the USS John P. Murtha, positioned in front of Integrity, the Orion spacecraft they personally named.

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.

An important reminder for everyone to save receipts/emails/etc for any CHARITABLE DONATIONS you make this year. Due to a change in the law, you'll be able to deduct them and save money on taxes when you file next year!

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

bluesky is and has always been a posting retirement home for elder millennials

!!!!!! Game Changer is a very important part of my recovery right now, and I'm getting close to having seen it all, so yay new episodes!

The phrase is, "Trevor, I'm speaking." Wanna guess the gender of the expert who came up with this brilliant phrase?

🚨 Christina Koch has officially become the farthest any woman has ever traveled from Earth

i’ve seen every social network i love die, you cannot scare me

SO PRETTY. I ordered it immediately.

It’s literally all I want. Twenty-two episode seasons that return on a reliable yearly schedule and run for 5+ seasons. We used to be a country.

I read "Challenger" by Adam Higginbotham last year and it was so well written that I'm not sure I'll ever trust NASA again.

Now tell me that Jack and Rose could've both fit on the door.

come for the amazing snaps. stay for the divine alt text.

this would fix me

I thought the traditional parting phrase in this scenario was “so long and thanks for all the fish”

Holy shit we might have a cure for sickle cell anemia

LET HER COOK

It's been a wonderful privilege to fall in love with these dogs I'll never meet. What a team they are.

I rarely cry anymore. I don't think I've even cried about my illness, even though it's been hell. But Pepe always makes me sob.

friend, this is Marcus Junius Brutus CAESAR has declared himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE and MUST BE STOPPED can you rush a donation of ten denarii today to show that you STAND WITH THE REPUBLIC?

It's #igivearod season, and I just donated to this project which only has 3 days left!! #UglyDogs www.donorschoose.org/project/chil...

May I offer you a trio of little baby faces in these trying times?

"I would have found the truth; I wouldn't have given up on you! And now I realize what an absolute WASTE that would have been."

“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit