If The Onion can buy InfoWars, we should also have Stephen Colbert take Lindsey Graham’s seat.

House of Wax - 2005

Yo today needs to stop already that's enough

So his heart turned to stone?

We will all soon be, in a little part, Cybertruck owners hoping the robotaxi income starts before the balloon payments kick in

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Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.

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This is the ultimate show of privilege. Lindsey's "policy positions" never affected Adam personally so he can brush them off as mere workplace disagreements. What a fuckin farce

The NYT obituary of Lindsey Graham makes no mention of his effort to overturn the 2020 election by calling Georgia’s secretary of state to intimidate him into manufacturing votes for Trump. The Times, like all news media, is GOP propaganda erasing Republicans’ history as election deniers

The news isn’t covering it but Houston has not stopped protesting for Lorenzo Salgado.

My lasting image of Lindsey Graham will always be when he theatrically declared “Count me out. Enough is enough!” after January 6th — and then got back in with Trump more than ever before for Trump 2.0

I still wanna know what trump told graham on that golf course that made him immediately and emphatically flip. He went from being the most anti trump republican to his biggest cheerleader after one afternoon on the golf course. I really wanna know what trump told him that day

Timeless words from the gentleman from South Carolina

"Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, 'Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.' What I said was, 'Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.' Do you understand?"

That pk better not stand

It's impossible for me to see the name Bellingham and not think of Tracy Morgan

He really thinks he cooked with dumocrat lol

Super disingenuous framing by HuffPost. Look. I'm the king of calling Bernie and his Bernie Bros and the DSA Bros out on their anti-Black racism. This is not that. He was asking a *Black leftist*, how they address nonsense from *Black centrist* because as a white leftist, this is not his place.

he's not wrong!!!

"The white left" okay guy Subscribe to @hammerandhope.bsky.social, everybody! Capitalism and racialized identities were invented at the same time, the latter to serve the former. They can't be taken separately. The sooner the "white left" does the reading, the closer we all get to victory, thx

The craziest part about the "white leftists" narrative is black and brown people wrote the playbook and now the media chooses who represents the movement. It's Elvis and Jerry Lee Lewis all over again lol

New York Times reporters are subpoenaed after Air Force One stories, raising press freedom concerns

Wikipedia lists his occupation as journalist lol

Reminder: Memphis is still “under full-blown occupation” by ICE. Task force members have reportedly killed at least two people in four days.

Watching the twilight zone and this girl just said "I am a spinster, well over twenty years old"

Everyone has always known this stuff has nothing to do with reality but it’s really never been quite as stark as it is now with all these Droopy Dog looking guys mocking the lack of virile manhood in another guy because he ate lettuce once

Watching the twilight zone and this girl just said "I am a spinster, well over twenty years old"

FYI: this is a fake viral marketing bit by this "Saturday Salon" group. Flock's Chief Strategy Officer says they never sent it; the branding is off and the purported author's title is wrong, among many other things.

Mitch McConnell meeting with senators

THE ACKROOMS

Mitch McConnell meeting with senators

What the heck man

Harmeet Dhillon swears in new civil rights division lawyers. The white stuff.

The *checks notes* CIVIL RIGHTS lawyers 😶

"I spoke to Mitch McConnell for twenty minutes today. He said he felt fine but didn't know why everyone was ignoring him and acting like he wasn't there"

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me

Let's fuckin go!!! sports.yahoo.com/articles/clo...

So they are federal charging people for pulling a piece of already peeling paint off? That’s absolutely nuts. These cases are going to be laughed out of court. But the chilling effect is very real.

Plugins that make you login everytime you use it should be illegal. Just a giant step backwards in ease of use

I take it the strait is closed again

I wish just one NATO leader (or all of them) would say, "This is unacceptable. The US president has lost his mind. America come get your boy. He's broken and needs to be under a doctor's care back home." I wish someone would tell the damn truth about what's happening.

No world cup games today

Trump says he ordered cutting off all trade with Spain reut.rs/4vT3zeg

Boy, Laura Loomer's impeccable record of credibility is gonna be shot if McConnell isn't brain dead

WOW -- Danish reporter *goes there* with Rutte "You sit next to Trump when he talks about conquering Greenland, lashes out at allies like Spain -- things it doesn't seem like the old Mark Rutte would approve of. Does this have any affect on your self-respect when you sit there and say nothing?"