Medieval King: “We’re gonna ravage all the enemy’s lands, and burn their villages!” Lords: “yay! War! Ravage!” MK: “in the middle of that we’re gonna drop bags of gold off at their capital. Grrrr! Manliness!” Lords: “yes! Wait”

Chuck Norris jokes were the first memes that people who weren't funny could join in on. A true harbinger.

RIP to Chuck Norris, who actually died 5 years ago, but Death was too afraid to tell him.

“Take its cooper” is straight outta Sunny. Amazing.

Danish soldiers deployed to Greenland in January had with them [1] explosives to blow up their own airstrips and deny invading Americans potential captured bases and [2] blood to help those wounded in an expected battle. President Trump's expansionist goals have brought us here.

No, he wants you to bet that on whatever “prediction market” he partially owns

bUt WhErE iS hIs SiLvEr MeDaL

Bryce Harper stuck around to congratulate Team Venezuela after the game ended

Another UPenn star! I would always hire a state law school grad over an ivy grad 10/10 times

That seems like a lot for Waddle. Howie should absolutely get a first for AJ

DLSS off/DLSS on

Won it the American Way -- on a bad call

Surely that call won’t lead to (well-founded) suspicion & resentment & completely undermine the supposed purpose of the WBC.

OBAA was a movie and Sinners was a piece of art

Every member of Team USA is free to quit their lucrative career playing sports and go join the military like Pat Tillman did. This is all just cosplaying eyewash. It's a game. It's entertainment. It's supposed to be fun, not joyless, humorless war.

Let’s go Phils!!

Cal Raleigh:

I JUST WANT CHOOCH TO BE HAPPY

Ohtani bet the over at 5.5 and lost his shirt

Remember, boys. This is baseball. We are not here to have fun, enjoy anything, or create happiness in ourselves or the crowd. We are here to grind our teeth and stare at people until they submit to our will. Much like Judge Dredd. Now go out there and be like the military.

Sixers are not a real organization

We're not the first, I hope we're not the last Cause I know we're all heading for that adult crash The time is so little, the time belongs to us Why is everybody in such a fucking rush? Make do with what you have, take what you can get Pay no mind to us, we're just a minor threat!! #musicsky

The Scrubs revival is great so far! However, the actors all seem to have visibly aged, which is weird because I haven't gotten any older since I began watching the show when it first aired.

Braden Mann reportedly back to the Eagles on a 4 year, $14 million deal with $7 million guaranteed. Not a bad pay day!

Woooooow

Sunny had that episode where the gang tried to solve the gas crisis and I’m pretty sure their plan was better

What are those conditions on our first round pick again?

RT @Jomboy_: Here's a full summary of how Team USA embarrassed themselves last night in the World Baseball Classic.

It’s been made clear by multiple people around the NFL at all levels that Baltimore had all the information and understood where Maxx Crosby’s knee was in terms of his recovery timeline. Many in the league believe GM Eric DeCosta and the Ravens ultimately just got cold feet.

You need a license to have a DJ in a bar on south street?! This absolutely sounds like pretext

Which celebrity death hurt you the most?

Recently found this at the record store. Very happy.

This is so dumb. Console exclusivity doesn’t help anyone

Rojas?!?!!

Kyler is definitely going to be a Jet, right?

In a functioning democracy this would be illegal

I’m getting tired of this whole going to work thing

Once oops. Twice, you gotta be joking, who do you think you are, ARod? You're not even a power hitter, what are you trying to do? C'mon, man!

“Skills” LOL

It’s the best RE game since 4

The Hughes bros, Megan Keller, and Hilary Knight on SNL with Connor Storrie

it’s gritney bitch