ok this joke might be a little too specific

last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')

We're gonna need a bigger salt lick 🧂🦌

So, this study shows that Europe pretty much sucked for tens of thousands of years, and then domestic cats showed up 2000 years ago from North Africa

(No BlueSky account, but courtesy of www.someecards.com)

Gotta be weird to be an inflation fetishist today. A holiday built on a 300 year legacy of colonizer brutality and religious extremism, a tense time for many queer people to forcibly interact with their fucked up families. But also, they put your specific kink on TV

No turkey day is complete until the annual listen of Alice’s Restaurant and watch of the WKRP special. youtu.be/lf3mgmEdfwg?...

if anyone hears of any World AIDS Day gatherings happening to honor everyone we've lost and to protest Trump's decision not to observe it, please let me know

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Source: https://www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-life-is-a-lie Median US households (income $80K) are in poverty if the same calculations as in 1963 are used to rebase the poverty line threshold.

MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/

Annette is just like me fr.

the problem with modern fantasy movies is that they stopped having bizarre plot detours where the hero encounters a fucked-up practical effect creature with a crazy rule like "you can't make any sounds around this thing or it turns you into glass" that exist only to traumatize 8-year-olds

Batman should be written like he's Sherlock-Holmes-with-ninja-skills, not Tony-Stark-with-daddy-issues.

This is your sign btw that you should call Mastercard

www.furaffinity.net/journal/1125... Terrie Smith may be needing heart surgery soon, anyone able to toss a subscription to her patreon or ko-fi would be helping support a long time fandom artist

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kQX... today i learned that more people get killed a year by "digging a hole too big in the sand" at the beach than by sharks. Because humans love to dig holes.

I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw. ( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.

🎶 Lycanthropy Fur is growing over all of me I’m not half the man I used to be Lycanthropy came suddenly 🎶

"Countries with state subsidies for abortion, transgender-friendly policies for children, hate speech laws and affirmative action policies will now be considered to be violating human rights under rules imposed at the [US] State Department..." www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...

the reason 101 dalmations looks like that is because disney incorporated xerography (ie early photocopying technology) into the animation process. rough pencils (by mostly male animators) were copied onto the cels so that disney could fire the (mostly female) inkers. remember that art can lie to you

This comic strip—The Outbursts of Everett True—is a century and more old, but is equally timely today. It is no accident or coincidence we now see all too many of the same obnoxious sex-pests, plutocrats, vaccine-deniers, animal-abusers, narcissists, misogynists, eugenicists, and anti-intellectuals.

THEY ADDED NEW GARBAGE reblog to save a life

literally a whole babylon 5 episode where they talk about the obligation to disobey illegal orders like 49 times

I kind of think that if people claim a religious exemption to not get vaccinated, medical personnel should be able to claim a religious exemption to not treat the former.

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It irks me that our country has been brought to its knees by people this incompetent.

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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

hey! if I send you an invoice, shut the fuck up. do not mention NSFW stuff or even the word "furry" or anything, Paypal is company of dickbags searching for any excuse to harass creators. using invoices is the smartest/best/safest way of working as a comm artist, and this is explicit targeting

I really do unironically feel like this all the time

howling at the very first lines of this interview

"defense attorneys are telling us they can’t get their clients to take good or reasonable plea offers because they felt they’re better off spending their money on a political donation, drawing Trump’s attention, and getting the case dismissed or going to trial and getting a pardon."

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im starting to think my new tablet arm isn't helping my posture as much as i thought it would #sketch

this should put the fear into anyone who sells anything even vaguely NSFW on the internet. Ana Valens has been DEBANKED because of her activism about paypro censorship - as in the kind of thing they do to international drug dealers. they have flagged her BANK ACCOUNT. for doing giantess/vore vtubing

Enjoy some recent positive news from around the world 🌍 🌱 (1/3)

Another anime series that I don't think got enough attention is Carol & Tuesday. Fun fact its creator also created Cowboy Bebop, and it technically set the series is set in an early version of that universe. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsNm...

translation can often be a complex process. even a scene as simple as two characters talking about drinking some delicious tea can take surprisingly long to translate if it makes the translator go "well now I want some delicious tea." now you've gotta get up and go make it, and play with the cat, an

German public broadcaster did a made-for-TV romance film featuring furries and I'm losing it www.zdf.de/play/filme/n...

Shot: Pusser's Rum copyrighted the name "Painkiller" and sues bars that make it with other rums. Chaser: the original Painkiller, from a Barbados bar called the Soggy Dollar, did not use Pusser's.

"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob." —FDR, 1936

Launched in 1977, Voyager 1 has been travelling thru space for nearly 5 decades! It has passed the outer planets of our solar system, crossed the heliopause (look it up!) and is now travelling through interstellar space. On 13Nov2026, it will have travelled 1 light-day from Earth! #science #space

Okay, putting this out there. I need work so I can pay the bills. I am a very useful being. Not looking for handouts or favors, but connections so I can earn my rent. I know it’s shit out there, and lotsa people need help, but I want to help. Can move in the contiguous U.S.