The entire economy depends on this horseshit so it's your patriotic duty to ask the computer to honk your bingus several times a day

Watching people being brutalized by the state, secure in the knowledge that I'm safe because I don't do anything wrong. And the best part? The state can't suddenly and arbitrarily redefine what "wrong" means

AI art on your cover is a great way to get me to ignore your song on Spotify. Hire a damn artist or slap something together in MS Paint idc just get that bullshit out of my face.

every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

the idea that freedom is in our DNA is just a misinterpretation of the fact that we’re a nation of finicky whiners who don’t like to be personally inconvenienced

(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture

Liberal politicians aren’t betraying you they are agents of fascism If you believe they are your allies you will get fucked

Shit that makes me feel the most crazy is people calling AI a “research tool”. That would imply that it somehow makes research easier, but now every time I search for actual information, Google has to jump in like “Wait! Wouldn’t you like to hear from a robot that lies to you all the time first?!”

"But I need ChatGPT because I always put my homework off until the last minute!" Bitch, I made it through college with unmedicated ADHD and aced damn near every paper, including the many I wrote less than 24 hours before they were due. Ya'll are weak, pitiful excuses for slackers.

Remember that time Hillary was genuinely shocked by how we poors live? Lmao good times.

Trump’s order to deploy Texas National Guard troops to Chicago is illegal, immoral, and must be stopped by the courts. ICE is already wreaking havoc in our communities. Let’s call this what it is: an invasion by out-of-state troops coming here only with the purpose of tormenting Chicagoans.

one of the funniest possible reactions you can have to all of this nonsense is to say "hillary tried to warn us"

my early thoughts on the new Taylor: - her lyrical corniness is getting less endearing over time - she doesn’t embrace the showgirl theme enough musically - sabrina has her a little shook, and her attempts to imitate that style are rough - as always, there are a few bops

No one, and I mean NO ONE, in Hollywood is talking about Tilly Norwood except over drinks for a chuckle. Actors are such an important part of the creative process - you want an actor who can surprise you every take, not one whose performance you dial up and down on a laptop. This is an ad campaign.

Taylor hun, its time to put down the synth, pick up the guitar, and take a few years off until you find artistic inspiration again because TLoaSG sounds like a parody of your music made by someone who hates it.

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Y’know, Black people… #OnlyInATL

the hysteria has gone off the rails so far that the average american thinks 1 in 5 people are transgender. pure absolute insanity that is driving the current lavender scare

The US may very well be entering an era of soft secession/Balkanization, and that’s genuinely insane to think about.

I mean, they’re telling the truth, it isn’t the America *they* know💀

I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

Ken Jennings is so funny to me because I mostly just know him as the guy who got famous for being really good at Jeopardy like 20 years ago and now he pops up in my feed every now and then with extremely based political takes 💀

Goddamn y’all for making me have to defend Jimmy Kimmel of all fucking people. I hate that guy.

Am I deeply miserable and full of despair or just hungry? Possibly both tbh

i need help paying the family health insurance premium this month! i need about $20 about 20 times, any amount helps!

And yes, I was the last Black full-time columnist in the Opinion section. Washington Post -- operating in a city which for a long time has been majority Black, is now without any full-time Black opinion writers.

We're witnessing the most aggressive, fanatical crackdown on free speech in my lifetime. The speed and breadth of government censorship and private sector and nonprofit capitulation has been astonishing. As has the lack of urgency/silence from people who've long claimed to care about this stuff.

Apparently, quite a few people do in fact Mourn the Wicked.

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

Someone in my comments today asked me “what’s a groyper?” And I just heaved a deep fucking sigh.

MSNBC fired Matthew Dowd for pointing out Kirk’s hate speech while Fox keeps Brian Kilmeade after he said killing the homeless via lethal injection would end homelessness. A perfect example of how right-wing extremism is tolerated, but even pointing it out gets punished. The media reinforces this.

If Charlie Kirk was such a “good man”, he wouldn’t have attracted the sort of audience that responds to his death by threatening to blow up random HBCUs for actually literally no reason.

Not many things more disheartening than realizing you can advocate for rounding up and killing vulnerable minorities and get treated like Mr. Rogers when you die, but spend your life insisting people have food, shelter, and healthcare, and every corner of society will call you a terrorist

There are two sides to every story: the people telling the truth, and the people who are trying to turn the truth tellers into food

I shouldn't be shocked, but I'm still always brought up short to realize how many people think "civility" means "white people speaking in relatively calm voices" no matter what vile shit they say.

there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him

It was the same playbook. Nazis threw stones and hid hands, fomenting hate and encouraging violence that they knew would draw retaliation from the left, then crying victim.

Journalism is so cooked oh my god

I’m gonna crash out if Adebayo doesn’t do something more interesting than give advice to white people all season. #Peacemaker

It was like pulling teeth to get most of these people to say a damn word about what’s going on in Gaza, but one fascist gets clapped and now everybody and they mama coming out the woodwork to “condemn violence”. Clown world.

If I were editing a column about Charlie Kirk’s political genius, I would tell the writer he needed to quote Kirk’s actual political beliefs. If the writer responded that doing so would weaken or distract from his argument, it’d be a pretty good sign that the column was not ready for prime time.

just saw a billboard with “RIP Charlie Kirk, it is time for the left and right to unite!!!” written on it and I cannot stress enough that is not what he wanted

Am I worried conservatives will further escalate violence? Absolutely. Am I significantly more concerned than I was two days ago? Not really. I think anyone who thinks that this will lead to a unique escalation of violence hasn’t been paying attention.

Conservatives build entire platforms around how much they relish violence, and every now and again they get to play this fun little game where they pretend to condemn it.

Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment. Jared Polis has failed Colorado.