Apparently Condal and Co would prefer to show a random, gross, non-canon mother/son incest kiss than let Jace kiss his Black wife even once 🙃 #hotd

Rheana baby I love you but what the hell was you thinking baby girl??😭 #HOTD

Hey so Ryan I think it's time to talk about this... #HOTD

✨LEVITICUS SPOILERS✨ The premise for this one was basically “how many times can my boyfriend try to brutally murder me before I begin to suspect that he’s actually an evil conversion therapy demon?” 7/10

✨MINOR SPOILERS✨ So this movie definitely captures a classic WLW canon event, for better or for worse. And I really hate to be that guy, but Sonya was moving like the folks Chappell Roan be writing songs about and she is for sure gonna keep playing in Coley’s face after the credits roll 😭

Whoever called the police on Kohen Wiley’s mother in the first place has his blood on their hands too, and I sincerely hope they never know a day of peace for the rest of their lives. I hope the weight of that poor baby’s soul haunts them at every waking moment and lingers in their nightmares.

ANANIA SPOTTED!!!

I’m actually pretty surprised P!nk hasn’t officially been on Broadway yet

I love how often the show just randomly goes “anyway, fuck AI” lmao. #TONYs

DAMNIT ADRIEN BRODY!! WHAT MUST I DO TO BE FREE OF YOU?? #TONYs

Shouting out our tans siblings right before giving the award to a guy who defended and continues to work with a raging transphobe is certainly a choice #TONYs

absolutely...

No wonder the entrenched bureaucracy hates him to much. He's showing America that things REALLY can get better when you work on behalf of everyone, not for the Epstein class.

He lives in a pineapple under the sea.

Makes sense to cast Leto as Skeletor. He’s spent years rehearsing being an evil dude who abuses women after all. And seeing him physically abuse his henchwoman several times throughout the film didn’t remind me of any of his real life behavior at all and definitely wasn’t deeply uncomfortable. #MOTU

Billy Idol seems like such a genuine dude #AMAs

Katseye continues to fail at justifying their existence. #AMAs

Paula Abdul looks great and not like she’s been mainlining Ozempic, which is always encouraging to see.

Nice to do that Darius Rucker is just as incomprehensible as he was 30 years ago 💀 #AMAs

I’m not hearing a damn thing about how Aleshea Harris is “demonizing Black men“ with her film from the same niggas who were attacking every Black woman who dared have an issue with Paul Thomas Anderson’s depiction of Black women in his fuck ass film. Y’all are not serious people. #IsGodIs

In the theater for #IsGodIs and my partner is the only cracker in the room lmaooooo you love to see it.

I used to feel a little bad that The Onion is about to surpass WaPo in print subs and stopped promoting the membership as a direct foil until today they came out with “Do POOR BABIES deserve DIAPERS???” so therefore

It’s been a little while now but I still can’t get past Kevin Hart cackling like a hyena while a white man made jokes about a Black man who was brutally killed by cops. Like I know Kevin has been moving weird for a while but Jesus Christ.

MORTAL KOMBAT 2 Spoilers (as if this is a franchise where spoilers matter) The best thing #MKII did to improve on the first was get rid of that whack ass self insert bitch nobody asked for. I’m here for Scorpion, Subzero, and Kitana, not some loser Y/N with a worse version of T’Challa’s suit💀

RFK Jr. should be tried as a murderer, and I am entirely serious about that.

Still can’t get over the person who said that Olivia Dean makes “tradwife music“ because she *checks notes* sings about being in love. Look, I know a lot of y’all are deeply bitter antisocial misanthropes, but believe it or not there are still some people with a little joy left in their hearts💀

Saw someone say “Yeah D4vid was wrong but that Celeste girl wasn’t totally innocent either.” I mean this from the bottom of my heart and with no reason to mince words: The world would be an objectively better place without you in it. Speed run your life.

Illumination movies are the film equivalent of a blender or a coat rack. Just a functional product with little to no artistic value. #MarioMovie2

Based Barkley?

Something about a Black man and an Irish woman winning best actor/actress feels healing. Like the ancestors aligned on this one.

Genuinely very happy for Jessie Buckley! I really enjoyed her in Hamnet.

YES!!!! YESSSSSS!!!!!!! MBJ WON!!!!

PTA absolutely should not have beaten Ryan Coogler and you can argue with your mother.

Damn they really said “STFU Non-whites” 😭

No shade, but I swear to god KPDH has other and better songs than “Golden”.

Viewers noticed Ryan Coogler appears to have a guitar and treble clef braided in his hair at the #Oscars

While I wasn’t a big fan of OBAA, the editing was probably the highlight, especially during that chase sequence, so that fair enough.

Why the hell are they advertising the Super Bowl a year out?💀

See a nice soft instrumental version of Amazing Grace is infinitely more appropriate for an in memoriam presentation than fucking Lacrimosa💀

The Rob Reiner tribute really oofed me I must say

Of course it will. However, the best part... it won't matter. Sinners will stand as a landmark achievement. It will be cited, studied, and imitated. Paul Thomas Anderson's films exist only to win Oscars. No one is imitating his work.

FUCKING FINALLY!!!!!

I love that we have time for these stupid bits but no time to let the winners give full speeches.

I’m getting a sickening feeling in my stomach that Sinners is about to get Chadwick Boseman’d at this Oscar’s 🥲

Y’all let Amy Madigan talk for forever then tried to play off the KPDH crew, which had three times as many people on stage, in like 60 seconds 🙃

Wunmi was fucking ROBBED what the fuck? We’re off to a bad start 🙃

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

Marty Mauser is the most profoundly unlikable protagonist I think I’ve ever seen in a film. And I know people will argue that he’s supposed to be unlikable, but the movie seems to want me to believe he went through some sort of character journey and is a better person toward the end of it. I do not.

Sometimes I feel like I’m not doing anything worthwhile.

Why people desperately need John Davidson’s intent to matter more than the impact of his words because they must maintain a status quo where harm towards Black people is only valid if it was intended. Then they never have to acknowledge racism or harm as long as they can claim they didn’t intend it.