Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Someone said Republicans are school shooters and Democrats are the Uvalde cops and man…

Naah, I want them on trial.

when i say bring that baby home i mean EVERY BABY

okay but democratic voters want to abolish ICE and prosecute everyone who works for it, so

one thing the trump era has made clear, i think, is that the american people themselves are far more committed to the values of our founding documents than our elites

It's because most of them like Trump and are there to help him.

74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting it, according to YouGov polling from last month. Weak calls for "reform" are coming from *elected* Democrats like Chuck, not the average Democratic voter.

Can comfirm from MN, as can anyone who lives here, that not a THING has changed except little Bovino isnt peacocking around the streets anymore. And there hasn’t been a third high-profile murder of a white person yet. But the gestapo attacks haven’t stopped. At all! bsky.app/profile/jyse...

Philidelphia DA Larry Krasner warns ICE: If an agent commits crimes in Philly, I will charge you. You will be arrested. You will stand trial, and you will be convicted in state or federal court and you will do your time. Donald Trump can't pardon you for a state court conviction.

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Crazy idea — wait for it — what if the federal officers just obeyed more laws, respected more civil rights, and assaulted fewer people? That wouldn’t overwhelm prosecutors with cases about the govt breaking the law, which is what is happening in Minnesota. Too crazy an idea, you say?

Hey Chuck, I know the Baileys. They are solidly on board with abolishing ICE at this point. Eileen is driving her friend Luisa's mom to chemo and calls me up to say she's just aghast at how scared she is.

"I'm hoping your viewers are so ignorant that I can spin an utterly routine pattern that happens for extremely well understood demographic reasons as evidence of imaginary fraud."

Golly gee, oh well. They got me again. What can I do about?

Her life story will be entitled "Gullibles Travels."

Durbin voted for this guy after he dodged Durbin's written questions about J6. Why even ask these questions if you plan on voting to confirm him regardless of his answer?

Oh my god. This guy wouldn't even give a straight answer to "Does the U.S. Constitution permit a president to serve three terms?"

DURBIN: Have you ever murdered someone for sport? NOMINEE [sweating]: Answering that question would violate the, uh, judicial code of ethics. DURBIN: Very good sir. You have my vote.

So much of GOP conspiracy land is simply not understanding how counting works. No one is ever “ahead” or “behind” until the counting is over.

This is 100% true

This was a remarkably crazy response by Mike Johnson's standards. He's going full "stop the steal" and clearly would line up behind any effort Trump makes to rig the midterms and 2028 elections

“Since Republican John Kasich became governor in 2011, Ohio has diverted billions from traditional public schools. Ranked fifth-best in the nation in K-12 education the year before Kasich took office, Ohio schools slid to 21st by 2023.” MORE: columbusunderground.com/republican-d...

hi democrats, not sure if you saw but literally all of your political opponents are connected to the worlds most notorious child rape and trafficking ring. voters probably dont like that kinda thing. just making sure you saw

holy shit

This is Durbin's 25th yea vote to confirm a Trump nominee, Hassan's 45th, Kaine's 37th, Shaheen's 52nd, and Whitehouse's 16th.

Someone should tell that to the 75% of Americans who currently think ICE should be abolished or at the bare minimum defunded.

“Imagine if we had to follow the law”

The Democratic primary in Texas is now one month away! March 3rd will be the first chance to remove the most fascist Democrats from the House, including the 6th most Trump friendly Dem, Vicente Gonzalez. The clock is running out and to stop fascism we need to kick Gonzalez out of Congress.

For context, the Dems who have voted the most times to confirm Trump nominees are: 1) Jeanne Shaheen (NH): 52 2) Maggie Hassan (NH): 45 3) John Fetterman (PA): 44 4) Tim Kaine (VA): 37 5) Mark Kelly (AZ): 33

If any of these bozos run for president or other office or even for their own, please remember this:

Daily reminder that anyone in Congress, including @balint.house.gov, can invoke Rule IX and force a vote on impeachment of Noem, Trump — all of them. Ball's in your court, Ms. Balint. Honor your oath.

We can do more than one thing. Congressional cowardice and reluctance to do their jobs is astonishing to us.

There's a document that forbids this, and it has a built-in remedy. Impeach. Convict. Remove. Call your rep (D or R) and demand it! Including that they force a vote vial rule 9, which a y Rep can invoke. They took an oath to follow the Constitution!! See @removalcoalition.bsky.social for more.

It really bums me out that Klobuchar, who was instrumental in normalizing Trump as just another political adversary, is almost certainly going to be the next governor of Minnesota, a state currently paying a severe price for that normalization of fascism.

Haiti’s TPS continues for now!!!!! And zowie: https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.283214/gov.uscourts.dcd.283214.124.0_1.pdf

Cannot emphasize this enough, federal judges only do this when they're extremely distressed

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

"So it turns out Trump was involved with a pedophile human trafficking ring masquerading as a modeling agency where the perpetrator died under mysterious circumstances in prison" "Oh yeah, Jeffrey Epstein right?" "No, I mean the OTHER time that happened" bsky.app/profile/meid...

Some of you need self-respect and heroes capable of understanding the world beyond their own.

My three-year-old was watching the Melania documentary when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why do the shitlibs hate the nice first lady so much?" And when I told her "Because the woke mind virus has made them knee-jerk liberal partisans," she started crying.

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where are people getting the idea that its either "supporting trans rights" or "continuing democracy". what kind of democracy do they want to live in. where "politically inconvenient" groups get thrown to the wolves every two to four years? doesnt sound good to me. why would you want that

Daily bunny no.3218 is an appreciator of the arts

"The Plot to Enslave America" that I talk about a lot is not a metaphor.

They're literally running out of lawyers in a state where the district judges are practically at war with the administration.

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

They should be impeaching him every single day. New crime, new impeachment. They should keep impeaching him once he’s out of office. They should keep impeaching him after he’s dead.