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Probably one of my favorite @latenightseth.bsky.social openings/Jokes Seth Can't tell last night. Audience had no interest in laughing and Seth, Amber, and Jenny absolutely killed their bit. Loved every second of it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MYJ...

@maitreyiaa.bsky.social If we thought Bucknor was bad over the weekend....

Freddy giving up a 1st inning homer.... A tale as old as time. #Mets #mlb

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

This is how dumb America is now. We have a graphic called, "The Diff" on screen so that people don't even have to do math about how much a team is winning by.

@fiveyearplan.bsky.social Typical Palace....

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

Seth Meyers closed out Thursday night’s "A Closer Look" with a pointed—and personal—message about Jimmy Kimmel’s sudden suspension and its implications for free speech in America.

Something I love about my club. Multiple people have come up to me, when they've seen me wearing #CPFC gear, to congratulate us on winning the FA Cup. I don't think that supporters of big clubs can even contemplate how great this feeling is. Makes me smile and relive the match over and over.

My club... won the FA Cup today... I could not be in a happier place. Palace 'til I die. #CPFC

Raise it High!!! #CPFC #FACup ❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙🦅🏆🦅🏆🦅🏆 Glad All Over

So much happy crying! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeagles!!!!! #CPFC

Come on you Palace!!!!!!!! #CPFC

'Sir Alex Ferguson used to say if you can’t win the league, just win something just to tick along. That’s what City are trying to do. But this is life-changing for #CPFC. This is a line in the sand moment. It isn’t just ticking on. It is everything' ✍️ Rebecca Lowe www.nytimes.com/athletic/633...

...reads today's news articles...

I guess it has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to endorse Harris for president wapo.st/3UqHWRM

starbucks barista: order for cathy lou cthulhu: (visibly incensed) i guess that's me

Point: People complain about sports accounts not posting to Bluesky. Counterpoint: All of my favorite sports teams suck and hearing more about it will only make me feel worse.

@drewmagary.bsky.social has to be losing his shit with John Randle on the screen right now.