I would pay a ridiculous amount of money to see Leslie Jones play Bond. And play it straight, no comedy allowed.

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

Hey asshole, check your email. @colorado.gov

“Dump the shares, every last one, I don’t know what the fuck I was thinking. Hold on Marty, I’ve got another call. Hi Jane, listen, call Frank and let him know I’m running late. Yeah, Mom got us lost again. Just tell him I had to stop for a diaper change or something, thanks. Sorry Marty, I’m back.”

Spectacular.

Yup. Your job as regular person is not to parse whether particular policies are 'realistic' or 'possible.' You are supposed to actually demand what you need to live a dignified life.

So this is how I find out Ted Turner died.

JOHN FOGERTY: I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain JAMES TAYLOR: okay, you’re not gonna fucking believe this

Luke gulps and looks around at the Endor moon. “Is this a rough neighborhood?” “Just be cool,” Leia says. An Ewok emerges from the shadows and pops a switchblade. “Yub nub, bitches.”

It's very painful to me to see so many people speaking ill of Rudy Giuliani. Don't they know they're jinxing it?

Fantastic. The taco crunch. 💀

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

If it's unanimous, it's certain that there are no limitations on use for spouses or family members.

Found a video demonstrating how hard Icelandic is where they use my husband’s name as an example. And fun fact: We didn’t realise the sound that double L makes was weird or hard until we moved abroad to study and every party we went to dissolved into everyone trying and failing to pronounce it.

Found a tiny referee down by the retention pond #birds

This is how it's done.

Daughter learned how to send a slinky down the stairs and made me take a video

Second day spaghetti Bolognese fried in a skillet and then stuffed inside a French loaf that's been buttered to within an inch of its life. Definitely a carb lovers wet dream.

Listen to your Heart is one of the best pop rock ballads ever, IMO.

Every time this tailor posts a photo of their workspace, it looks like their dog is a tailor and he's showing off the garments he made. IG z.o.e.y.a.t.e.s

100% true.

I want to see some mfers behind bars.

Something that seems to be earning dividends during my daily calls to my R reps offices: when I'm done talking about my choosing topic for the day, I'll ask an innocuous question and let the person answering the phone get two words out, then hang up. I've been doing this over the last 10 days...

There are large telescope engineers wishing they could get their mirrors as smooth as those people's brains.

The punishment should be *extreme,* and if you are someone holding the public trust, the punishment should be *double.*

The reason to hold someone accountable for harm is not just punishment but also to make it clear to others what cannot be acceptable in the future.

Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely

Spectacular footage.

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

if politicians can get paid for not doing their jobs, why can’t the rest of us

And blocked. That was quick.

What a beautiful moment.

We are on a platform with no algorithm which means that we have to post repeatedly because otherwise people who weren't scrolling during the last post didn’t see it. also I spent years writing the book and will post about it as much as I damn well please lol

Keep going. Save yourself.

Y'all, they threw Pam Bondi's official DOJ portrait in the trash, then LEAKED a photo to the media. There is literally no upside to being a MAGA bootlicker. www.ms.now/news/pam-bon...

[uncovering pottery shards on an archaeological dig] Wow, ancient people sure were clumsy

This is a thing of beauty.

A little joy for your day. Even now, there is wonder. Even now, there is awe. Do not let the weight of the world blind you to the light within it. Joy is still here. Seeing it is power, defiance, strength and a blessing.

Ketanji Brown Jackson was the only dissenter in the conversion therapy case 😞 It's so upsetting, and I just want to remind folks that Trans Lifeline is a resource you should take advantage of right now if you need it. Your life is precious. +1-877-565-8860 translifeline.org

Springfield

People who had a Nazi tattoo are redeemable. But they gotta put in the work and mostly that means dying in anonymity. You don't get to go from Nazi tattoo to the fucking senate

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbmy... #NoKings

Feeling like I'm missing out today. I'm not quite ambulatory yet after RSV, so no protesting for me. I'll certainly be there in spirit.

Yeah, that's a great idea. Pick a fight with a mfer that's big as a house.

For a break, this is a funny Reddit thread 👇👇👇 www.reddit.com/r/whatisit/c...

Semi-regular reminder: Baby open-ocean octopuses sometimes ride on jellyfish like little hats. 📸 Songda Cai bit.ly/2ZmNZZH 🧪🪼🐙🦑🌿