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They are incapable. Our Democratic leaders are pissed off that citizens are speaking out and stepping up. They just want an easy life with great perks. They do not want to lead. And they’re not.

Curb your enthusiasm and Larry David are overhyped and not funny. If I never heard that man talk again I could die happy.

Look, it's simple. We just want the worst person in the world to die

Good God now what. Put the phone down for an hour and shit starts popping off.

One big problem (out of many) with Nick Fuentes is that nobody has ever punched him really hard right in the mouth. Legally speaking I am not advocating for that, but I certainly wouldn't be mad if it happened.

@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social

Horseshit skeets like this aren't going to make me feel any less antipathy for the Dem fundraisers that I receive fucking nonstop texts from begging for money. Fucking clueless about how people actually feel about it.

If you don't use alt text, you fucking suck.

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What an incredible man.

BREAKING: Senate Republicans just blocked the clean ACA tax credit extension that the House passed to save millions of people thousands of dollars each. If you’re paying double or even triple for health insurance, blame Trump and the Senate GOP.

My partner @jasoncapsaicin.bsky.social made a step by step guide on how to break up ice in your neighborhood in Minnesota. Enjoy!

🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔

you know what's beautiful, and it can be easy to forget, but the people. the people are beautiful.

Our dear friend Anne died on Christmas of ovarian cancer, leaving her wife Valerie and their son Bobby. This family matters so much to me. They got to know us after Bobby was diagnosed with Down syndrome before he was born, and our families remain close. Help if you can. Just a repost helps.

I'm an angry and impatient Coke dad. Absolutely here to oppose ICE.

@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social yo what the fuck are you guys doing to protect Americans from getting their asses beat, kidnapped, and killed by the gestapo?

Wanda Sykes is a freaking treasure.

In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.

tom homan is a BITCH

I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.

Cool so do it. And don't fold on the shutdown for any reason at all ever. The federal government is not real, it's a piggy bank for Trump. There is no Congress. There is only the treasury and our tax money paying thugs to kill Americans and bombs to kill Venezuelans and steal their oil

A man who was married to Kellyanne Conway for more than 20 years doesn't have the morals or the judgment to hold political office.

I once witnessed my buddy @mitchgustafson.bsky.social struggle for his life through a mcdonald’s drive thru order of “two mcduggles, regularly”

I'm deeply sorry to the people of Venezuela. There is no opposition party in the United States to counter the fascist regime's actions and the population is easily demagogued.

Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York

In 2026 I want all of the decent people to remember one thing. You aren’t meant to be this disciplined, this self-sacrificing to survive. The environment is supposed to support good living. We can have that. You are not a failure. That is politics. That is all.

“How to hold the door open for your date without looking like a soy lib beta cuck bitch” by ALPHA LIONHEART MILLIONAIRE “What to buy your date instead of gay flowers and trans chocolates (HINT: WHISKEY)” by BUSINESS BIOHACKER “How to wash your ass before a date without turning GAY” by STRAIGHT BOB

Quite possibly the most manliest dog in existence.

my cousin anthony just quit his job at a rideshare company. he’s exuberant

This here, a proud and upsetting member of His Majesty's Royal Navy, is Pollyanna the reindeer. And for the avoidance of doubt, she's the one on the right of the photograph.

Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social all aboard!!

Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower

Erin as Christmas trees, a 🧵

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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Guy out here just doing the airplane Etch-a-Sketch.

Neither is herpes, but I’ll keep doing my work without either.

This take won't earn me any friends I'm sure but the "big-tent"/"welcome to the resistance" people who insist on redeeming yesterday's villains are an insurmountable liability to any movement bc they lack the emotional resilience needed to understand that not everyone deserves a redemption arc.

This is delightful. More of this in the world would be awesome.

Apropos of absolutely nothing at all, it's worth remembering that fascism relies on us being afraid of the people who seek to impose it. When we have the safety to speak out, making fascists look like fools is a marvelous use of our time.

Over 1 million followers and she still won't use alt text.

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

How The Grinch Was Convicted Of Stealing Christmas But Secured Freedom Through A Generous Donation To The Ballroom Project