tom homan is a BITCH

I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.

Cool so do it. And don't fold on the shutdown for any reason at all ever. The federal government is not real, it's a piggy bank for Trump. There is no Congress. There is only the treasury and our tax money paying thugs to kill Americans and bombs to kill Venezuelans and steal their oil

A man who was married to Kellyanne Conway for more than 20 years doesn't have the morals or the judgment to hold political office.

I once witnessed my buddy @mitchgustafson.bsky.social struggle for his life through a mcdonald’s drive thru order of “two mcduggles, regularly”

I'm deeply sorry to the people of Venezuela. There is no opposition party in the United States to counter the fascist regime's actions and the population is easily demagogued.

Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York

In 2026 I want all of the decent people to remember one thing. You aren’t meant to be this disciplined, this self-sacrificing to survive. The environment is supposed to support good living. We can have that. You are not a failure. That is politics. That is all.

“How to hold the door open for your date without looking like a soy lib beta cuck bitch” by ALPHA LIONHEART MILLIONAIRE “What to buy your date instead of gay flowers and trans chocolates (HINT: WHISKEY)” by BUSINESS BIOHACKER “How to wash your ass before a date without turning GAY” by STRAIGHT BOB

Quite possibly the most manliest dog in existence.

my cousin anthony just quit his job at a rideshare company. he’s exuberant

This here, a proud and upsetting member of His Majesty's Royal Navy, is Pollyanna the reindeer. And for the avoidance of doubt, she's the one on the right of the photograph.

Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social all aboard!!

Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower

Erin as Christmas trees, a 🧵

🏆🏆🏆

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Guy out here just doing the airplane Etch-a-Sketch.

Neither is herpes, but I’ll keep doing my work without either.

This take won't earn me any friends I'm sure but the "big-tent"/"welcome to the resistance" people who insist on redeeming yesterday's villains are an insurmountable liability to any movement bc they lack the emotional resilience needed to understand that not everyone deserves a redemption arc.

This is delightful. More of this in the world would be awesome.

Apropos of absolutely nothing at all, it's worth remembering that fascism relies on us being afraid of the people who seek to impose it. When we have the safety to speak out, making fascists look like fools is a marvelous use of our time.

Over 1 million followers and she still won't use alt text.

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

How The Grinch Was Convicted Of Stealing Christmas But Secured Freedom Through A Generous Donation To The Ballroom Project

There will absolutely be block parties when Trump dies. Big ones, if he dies in office.

Agreed. An amazing amount of joy shown in one picture.

One good push would solve a lot of problems.

This is ridiculously adorable and I won't stand for it.

Out of context reply of the day

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

The money to be made in ag is stupid huge. An almond grower I've known for many years told me a few days ago that he's on pace to gross 400 million this season, and he's not the biggest.

There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things

Hell yes. The fact that fascists don't love each other, but we love us is how we're going to prevail.

If you're being rude to the USCPSC account, you need to re-examine your life.

Thread contains an excellent résumé.

see what you’ve got here is a classic case of too many dries. you’ve got all dries, no wets. major blunder

Let's see what the damage is. @profanity.accountant

Fucking evergreen.

I had a ton of fun in the late 70s early 80s. 😁

Evergreen, when it comes to Amazon.

Vaccines save lives. And no, they do not cause autism.

Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday