I've really enjoyed this series, so am very excited for this Kickstarter.

Just finished Everything Will Swallow You by @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social . Just a delightful read, full of hope and love and a way with words that constantly surprised me. I'd never have picked it up normally as it's not in my usual genres and I'm so glad I did!

Don’t miss this! Tune in just after 10am to @mix926official.bsky.social's Mix Mornings to hear our director Karina Bygate talking about our upcoming production of Come From Away - the smash hit musical with a powerful true story, unforgettable music & huge heart, coming to Hemel next month.

We saw @ofalafel.bsky.social 's Harpenden show on Thursday and are still singing the songs and cracking up at the jokes, two days later. Just wonderful family fun.

30 years on and we’re back where it began. July 10 – Sittingbourne, Kent July 11 – Yeovil, Somerset Grassroots rooms. Big choruses. No backing tracks. Just the songs and the noise we built together. Tickets: https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/electrasy

“Fly me to the Moon, let me play among the stars” - - Frank Sinatra “I need to borrow your rocket, I ain’t telling you why” - Evasive Sinatra

Aesop: I TOLD YOU

Be in the Easter draw for a brilliant Mallett Fine Art limited edition print! Just purchase something from timmymallett.co.uk/shop/ and you'll be in the draw!0

For Be Funny Or Die, I stumbled upon the theory that the difference between drama and comedy might simply be down to the pace of data processing. Watch this ad, with the time clock in the corner, and see how fast your brain parses comic data. Set up, development, pay off, often in under a second.

There once was a hypnotist poodle, Who'd use pastry to mess with your noodle, Your mind he'd subvert, Through German dessert, Then claim he was just misconstrudel.

Oh, and how could we forget the finest flour fetchers in the forest: Mr. Block & Mr. Tackle 🎩🥚

Let's practice your BOOs in the comments... The evil, money hungry, scheming, and charming, Sheriff of Nottingham

It’s nearly the weekend again... and that means more performances of Babes in the Wood! 🥳 Bring the whole family for a festive treat: Fri @ 7.30pm Sat & Sun @ 11am & 4pm Book now 🎟️🔗 hhtheatreco.com/whats-on #HemelHempsteadTheatreCompany #CommunityTheatre #BabesInTheWood

How do you calculate the molecular weight of guacamole? By using Avocado's Number.

I've written to Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage, urging them to join me in condemning Elon Musk's dangerous remarks inciting violence yesterday. As leaders, we must stand together and make clear Musk will face serious consequences for these actions.

WIN £100 MILLION DOLLARS! I’ve clearly lost my marbles because I will be giving one lucky person £100 million dollars watch the video to find out how it could be yours.

I told you we’d be back

the way democracy works now is that we keep voting for people to whack us in the nuts with bigger and bigger hammers. occasionally we vote for someone who says they’ll use smaller hammers, but guess what? bigger hammers

Finding out about stuff like this by accident is what makes social media actually worthwhile.

"they hate our beef because our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak" our beef:

Dorset, mid-80s, 5 foot 4. Completely forgotten the middle but remember the beginning and end!

Starting to wish I'd never tattooed the letter "Þ" on that piece of murine leather. It's been a thorn in mice hide ever since.

This tale is beautiful and powerful and should be seen and read and stuff

But soft, what light through yonder window? Brakes.

the media: the trouble is, no-one’s giving advice to men! loads of people: be fun. wash regularly so you smell nice. learn to cook. take pleasure in giving other people pleasure. be interested in other people. the media: so here’s a man who says you should become a human trafficker.

It's the HappyToast ridiculous last minute Christmas giveaway! I'm shoving a load of Christmas themed prints of various sizes in some envelopes tomorrow morning. If you want a chance of receiving some, just Like, Repost and Follow (UK only because Brexit soz)

A lot of people will tell you we're a Roman Palace. We are in fact a moon-sized super-weapon capable of destroying a planet. (Better with sound).

Twice today I've read the phrase "Shined Through" and I'm finding it like treading on Lego in the dark when reading.

I remain obsessed by how much this publicity photo from Spaced looks like every British Xennial's First Houseshare Photo. The poses! The sofa! THE LITTLE BAMBOO TABLE FOR THE LANDLINE WITH SPACE BENEATH FOR THE YELLOW PAGES.

Huge if true

New comic: "On a par with cardboard" badmachinery.com/comic/on-a-p...

in the spirit of Mariah Carey’s long-lost grunge album, we proudly present: title cards from informational films by the Ministry of Agriculture, Fisheries and Food (MAFF), as unreleased album covers (this one feels like Broken Social Scene to us) 🧵

look at this absolute unit

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #808,471! Higher than I thought but I was on the wait list for a good while.

Oh GOD! Oh JESUS CHRIST!

Having an argument about oxymorons and it’s getting pretty ugly.

Just finished Good Omens 2 and I have FEELINGS. #goodomens

I now want physical book vouchers for Christmas!

Just an observation, but… There are more men named Paul on this year’s Booker Prize shortlist than there are women or people of colour.