Hey, would you like to sell your baby? I’ve recently had a miscarriage and have been following you on Facebook for a while now. She’s so beautiful and well tbh..she looks more like me anyway. I've already given her a nickname and bought things for her.

I think I might be obsessed with pouring cooking oil down the drain

Darling…a 55-year-old diabetic diva sashays in with visual distortion & a big old dip in vision in one eye.. fluorescein angiography is spilling the tea with leakage from the neovascularization. What’s the tea on her diagnosis?

I am working with a team of scientists on creating a cigarette flavored low fat yogurt.

Officer.. dear, I wasn’t speeding, I was facetiming (fiercely)

Mandatory Cyber security training U say ? And what if I don’t want to save the company from a cyber attack..? What if I want it to suffer? Oh fuck.. 🫦

My new daughter Psoriasis Harvard-Lynn, arrived yesterday..a true unconventional beauty. (A bit fugly but I am willing to see the beauty in her due to my open mind)…

saw an interview of danny brown talking about his new song collab with underscores and he talks about how inspiring her album wallsocket was to him, revisited it and god damn in retrospect wallsockets is album of the year 2023. i loved it already but god damn it’s so unbelievably good

『1989年の恋人たち』が日本語で読めるようになりました！ 1989nk.com 第1章と第2章、どちらも僕のウェブサイトで無料で公開していますので、ぜひご覧ください！　日本のみなさんにも楽しんでいただけることを願っています💝 翻訳: はるか - @haruka-kanata.bsky.social #創作BL #マンガが読めるハッシュタグ #コミック　#一次創作

I’ll fuck the living daylights out of him 🫦

Just got a call and I have been cast in Avengers Doomsday. I will play the sexy MILF doctor that graduated from Harvard via online classes and became a 6 figure freelance blogger, similar to my real life.

"bad week" #anshin_boring_story

(4/4)

i never posted this ????? anyway armpits #hndr_fa

ah i see

4 word poem. Hemingway could never

they’re going to flavor blast me tomorrow

first hndr doodles i drew a few months ago #hndr #hndr_FA #ハンドラ #hundredline

Hissing Pipes at Dawn (They’re Playing Our Song) open.spotify.com/track/6vvy5p...

product idea

the delusional self serious posters on here want to be known as public intellectuals while the dudes actually publishing and being cited are posting about taking a shit in the urinal

they put transgender horse t-boys in my animegender horse girl gacha?!

People say "ope" instead of "oops" so they're not admitting fault and don't get sued

jesus christ LMAO

just wrote a book

farting when you poop > pooping when you fart

dance like nobody's jorking

going thru a phase where i’m pro nouns king words wrong

i tried rotating an apple in my mind but sparks started coming out of my ears and smoke out of my nose

She transitioned 🥰

Naomi Elisabeth core

Would you live here? 🤨

the only shitty thing about being unemployed is that it isn't permanent

pmd5e night . doodling my mawile on the roll20 whiteboard

The way nobody gets me like fhis person would get me... save me 4chan mguro poster

Been training myself go play P4AU so i can absolutely decimate somebody in a real fighting game... i love fighting games i love Chie Satonaka...

fucker stole my post

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

Clinically unable to be normal about religion.

i wonder how many bluesky users enter a cave on an average day. hard to get a clear sense of how common it is for people to do that. sound off in the comments if you go in caves on more than 2 days during a normal week!! i got to know what you're up to in there 😀

I remember i used to have an oomf on my twitter who was REALLY into Sampo Koski. I hope you are well i think it was so cool how you escaped from a terrible situation with sheer willpower and determination. I fw you heavy.