THE Alana
@pestilentposter.bsky.social
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Most normal guy award, 8 years and counting 🏆
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Dr. Roberta Bobby
about 2 months ago
Hey, would you like to sell your baby? I’ve recently had a miscarriage and have been following you on Facebook for a while now. She’s so beautiful and well tbh..she looks more like me anyway. I've already given her a nickname and bought things for her.
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Dr. Roberta Bobby
5 months ago
I think I might be obsessed with pouring cooking oil down the drain
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Dr. Roberta Bobby
4 months ago
Darling…a 55-year-old diabetic diva sashays in with visual distortion & a big old dip in vision in one eye.. fluorescein angiography is spilling the tea with leakage from the neovascularization. What’s the tea on her diagnosis?
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Dr. Roberta Bobby
4 months ago
I am working with a team of scientists on creating a cigarette flavored low fat yogurt.
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Dr. Roberta Bobby
4 months ago
Officer.. dear, I wasn’t speeding, I was facetiming (fiercely)
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Dr. Roberta Bobby
3 months ago
Mandatory Cyber security training U say ? And what if I don’t want to save the company from a cyber attack..? What if I want it to suffer? Oh fuck.. 🫦
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Dr. Roberta Bobby
3 months ago
My new daughter Psoriasis Harvard-Lynn, arrived yesterday..a true unconventional beauty. (A bit fugly but I am willing to see the beauty in her due to my open mind)…
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onion person
5 months ago
saw an interview of danny brown talking about his new song collab with underscores and he talks about how inspiring her album wallsocket was to him, revisited it and god damn in retrospect wallsockets is album of the year 2023. i loved it already but god damn it’s so unbelievably good
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Kale 🏳️⚧️ ケールくん
about 1 year ago
『1989年の恋人たち』が日本語で読めるようになりました!
1989nk.com
第1章と第2章、どちらも僕のウェブサイトで無料で公開していますので、ぜひご覧ください! 日本のみなさんにも楽しんでいただけることを願っています💝 翻訳: はるか -
@haruka-kanata.bsky.social
#創作BL
#マンガが読めるハッシュタグ
#コミック
#一次創作
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Dr. Roberta Bobby
5 months ago
I’ll fuck the living daylights out of him 🫦
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Dr. Roberta Bobby
5 months ago
Just got a call and I have been cast in Avengers Doomsday. I will play the sexy MILF doctor that graduated from Harvard via online classes and became a 6 figure freelance blogger, similar to my real life.
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anshinki
7 months ago
"bad week"
#anshin_boring_story
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bran ♥️
6 months ago
(4/4)
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alpha rights 🔞 @ FREE
6 months ago
i never posted this ????? anyway armpits
#hndr_fa
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merritt
6 months ago
ah i see
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cait (and adonis)
6 months ago
4 word poem. Hemingway could never
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daddy gatorade
6 months ago
they’re going to flavor blast me tomorrow
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9花
6 months ago
first hndr doodles i drew a few months ago
#hndr
#hndr_FA
#ハンドラ
#hundredline
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Hissing Pipes at Dawn (They’re Playing Our Song)
open.spotify.com/track/6vvy5p...
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Stuck on You
https://open.spotify.com/track/6vvy5pRjQOXeigpYE2TDbZ?si=s-kBnS9JTMWqWn6Nea-ZxA
6 months ago
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yaoi gagarin
6 months ago
product idea
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skáld
6 months ago
the delusional self serious posters on here want to be known as public intellectuals while the dudes actually publishing and being cited are posting about taking a shit in the urinal
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Haus of Decline
6 months ago
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Emma™
6 months ago
they put transgender horse t-boys in my animegender horse girl gacha?!
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Stella Sacco
over 1 year ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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josh (oldfriend99)
6 months ago
People say "ope" instead of "oops" so they're not admitting fault and don't get sued
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Emma™
6 months ago
jesus christ LMAO
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Emma™
10 months ago
just wrote a book
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Forrest Plump
6 months ago
farting when you poop > pooping when you fart
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Emma™
6 months ago
dance like nobody's jorking
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Steve Suckington
6 months ago
going thru a phase where i’m pro nouns king words wrong
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daddy gatorade
6 months ago
i tried rotating an apple in my mind but sparks started coming out of my ears and smoke out of my nose
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🔞🏳️⚧️ Bass >> TFF, LVFC
7 months ago
She transitioned 🥰
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Naomi Elisabeth core
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6 months ago
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🎱 Kelly Pringle 🎱
6 months ago
Would you live here? 🤨
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Emma™
6 months ago
the only shitty thing about being unemployed is that it isn't permanent
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juice enjoyer 🧃
6 months ago
pmd5e night . doodling my mawile on the roll20 whiteboard
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The way nobody gets me like fhis person would get me... save me 4chan mguro poster
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6 months ago
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Stupid Twink
6 months ago
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juice enjoyer 🧃
6 months ago
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Been training myself go play P4AU so i can absolutely decimate somebody in a real fighting game... i love fighting games i love Chie Satonaka...
6 months ago
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not a duck
6 months ago
fucker stole my post
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daddy gatorade
6 months ago
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GT
6 months ago
we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
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Clinically unable to be normal about religion.
6 months ago
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more mr. nice guy
6 months ago
i wonder how many bluesky users enter a cave on an average day. hard to get a clear sense of how common it is for people to do that. sound off in the comments if you go in caves on more than 2 days during a normal week!! i got to know what you're up to in there 😀
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I remember i used to have an oomf on my twitter who was REALLY into Sampo Koski. I hope you are well i think it was so cool how you escaped from a terrible situation with sheer willpower and determination. I fw you heavy.
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