Just got a call and I have been cast in Avengers Doomsday. I will play the sexy MILF doctor that graduated from Harvard via online classes and became a 6 figure freelance blogger, similar to my real life.

Fingering myself

Daughter: daddy daddy! why do you have a purse? Father: because fierce is fierce hunni Daughter: gaggg

A beautiful day outside, sun shining, sky is blue, and suddenly it just dawned on me: this whole time Queen Elizabeth had a pussy… omg

is listening to Who’s That Chick by Rihanna and David Guetta.. Headphones on, world off.

I really wish I had some metropolitan ice cream right now .. oh fuck 🫦

Yes, the rumours are true, I have sciatica