life is a lot like homestuck

i got to infodump to fellow art collective members about dungeonsynth today AND it was conversationally relevant

bot tan gonna send me into psychosis

nah dog thats a wall

im reposting cus im hot as fuck and more people need to say it

no one in this pit knows im scarwd of intimacy

a cis woman poked my boobs on the L today wild

guess why i was late to commander night

anybody have a cigawette

yayyy cryinggg

is it ok if im lowkey bisexual and lowkey a bottom

i found a drifter doorman cannibalism fic im eating good tonight

im JUST like colourless tsukuru tazaki and his years of pilgrimage

that rabbit got jumped here

I, too, am reposting this

i cant stop reading drifter x doorman fanfiction

new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced

fuckin. sleep apnea comes in clutch when u forgot to put ur phone on the charger and u need ur alarm for work

i now dont have a job that makes me go home and think about making a kill dozer (but for communist reasons instead of libertarian reasons) yayyy

me formerly

my friend i grew up with reccomended me anthology of the killer saying he thinks i would love it and im sick today so i guess i will peep it

milk in the skull mug at magic night

@wormwitch.bzky.team and i need these hats

I know a fae trap when I see one

Me at the dad meet up

EVERYONES TELLING ME MY CUT IS FRESH TODAY AND ITS GIVING ME TOO MUCH POWER

i have like 2 or 3 i play my cards close to my chest

corner store lady told me my new cut is fresh im riding high

yet another person has told me that from my online presence they expected me to be incredibly standoffish and bitchy and shy and have a sort of "idk u why are u even talking to me" demeanor and then were surprised that i wasnt and i dont know why i give that off

can i come over and raid your fridge and act a fool im hungry

my short friends hugging me

there are benders to go on everywhere for those with the eyes to see

"oh maybe I'll try a little balatro" oh maybe I'll try a little crack bro what the fuck was I doing man

getting hit by a cars awesome because everyone has to be nice to me now

my toxic trait is i think i would perfect a wipeout course even though im not particularly in shape

5:30 am diner after not sleeing goes crazy

I'm not a real neurodivergent person But l'm the proxy-neurodivergent person for these clout demons to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at

im gods favourite burnout

i love that my sister calls me to gossip about her friend group drama

i got hit by a car and im largely ok but my wheels and phone screen are owned

"i dont really understand JOI stuff.." "some people need the direction they dont know how"

me

bro last night was a snuff film

who wants to cosplay mo and krill with me and climb on my shoulders

no one at this show knows i was the one in the giant slug costume as part of Evil Swords set...