This one?

burps

can't stop thinking about this post. it's the most perfectly annoying amount of money to spend bc it so easily stacks to kick your fucking ass

i read every single post on every app on the internet in the voice of like a little tiny bug and it really does wonders for not getting worked up about shit

this shit p me o actual accessibility comes in the form of fonts and stuff

people that criticize others for asking for crowdfunding/mutual aid are perhaps the most sniveling petit bourgeoisie that exist at the moment. you may as well gush about the "great deals you got" at some dumb fucking twee hipster store, or target or whatever

i think about this post once a day with the arbitrary discourse that happen on here

sometimes i like watching the cycle of recent transitioners who insist theyre the ones who cracked the gender code writing their lil manifestos about how shit works

some of you need to read capital so you can learn about The Amazing Dividend Surplus

Bad news guys, everyone is pretty stupid

Since minimizing the meat I eat, I've realized that the vegetarian option at most lunch spots is a sandwich called "The Garden Idiot" that's just two pounds of hummus and an onion between a couple slices of bread

just found out the only list im on on here is one called sex ts and i think im going to blow my shit smooth off

how does one conquer the hypervigilance from needing to babysit multiple people threatening to kill themself weekly for a couple years

this isnt inaccurate

All of the horrible shit you're saying to delegitimize trans men so that you can run a leaner crueler covert civil rights operation that only helps you, you are saying on the open internet.

good afternoon to NO ONE except elder butch lesbian daniel craig

POV u knock gently on the stall door to check if its free but a voice breaks through to say "come in!" The door swings open and this is what you see. Gggghhhhhuuuuhhhhhhhhh.

☆ copy this to your profile and let your mutuals tell you their first impression of you ☆

man i dress so baggy most of the time i forgor im kinda hot underneath it

ok diva

bruh

i think something that caught me offguard post transition is the way my aunts fuss over me now

chat i just accidentally ate 2 edibles

ik i have posted about this a few times but ive been in a wretched depressive fugue but i cut through it to finally fix my phone situation and set up my cpap and i am patting myself on the back for my little accomplishments rn

if i recommend u music it is because i anticipate us dying together

This is the type of shit you start telling the guy you're trip sitting that you hate

i have a parasocial relationship with skarbrand the exiled

ME: Okay—back on track... How do you feel about the modern takes on the Odyssey? HOMER: Show me Grindr again. Show me again now.

im mad all my homies unanimously tell me i cant be scary, im so big and scary! gragh!

can anyone spot me a fiver im sorta stranded n needa take th bus $stickymittens

Girls' night

my homie clocked me as a top presenting bottom and i feel so owned

got bored and started giving @revbomb.bsky.social water taste tests to see if she can tell the difference between her tap and britta

incredible things happening just got a 4 for 2 loosie deal i gave em 2.25 just so he can keep providing this insane service to the community

when you try and stop the cycle but engaging with the cycle at all perpetuates it

im the baddest bitch on the planet everybody wanna fuck me

my life has come full circle im once again setting up hamachi to play torrented games

im learning so much about serbia today

its true i be going on quests in my sleep

mixed reviews