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6 eggs is too little 12 is too much why do they not let me buy 9 eggs

(↓↙←＋P/K)>P #きくりボックス

lambdadelta as a kirby character

she tried to help put the lights up. it didn't go well.

Volume 5 Page 67 #CITY #KeiichiArawi

She was just 5 years too early @romolla.bsky.social

Most Transgender Daughter goes to.....of the Devil!!! Congratulations!

Yo the keytar

How to Save a Life plays over a montage of me going back in time to rescue every woman accused of being a witch and then dropping them off at a Starbucks and kind of shrugging while i drive away

DONT WORRY! MEGA MAN DROPPING 2027! LISTEN ‼️

What If It Was Called The Fucking Gay Awards ?

Bangs Getting In Your Eyes? Hair Not Parting Right? Try Cutting Your Hair An Hour Before You Have To Leave For Work Just Start Freehanding With Some Scissors Without Even A Full Hour Left You Will Certainly Not Regret Cutting Your Hair Less Than An Hour Before You Have To Leave For Work

Nvm Navidrome keeps thinking albums are from different releases even though the release year, album, and album artists are identical I wanna throw this software into a wall. I hate sorting things.

Spending a full day uploading my local music library to my server and fucking with metadata. I love sorting things.

demon: [sees that Skate Story has an achievement named, "YOU ARE A DEMON"] demon:

So you say you're glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here. And that he's the sheriff. And that you're frozen out here. And you're in there. But oh, you just remembered - you're out here. But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?

"i like scary movies and loud music and pro wrestling and skateboarding games" is something you should be hearing from your snot nosed cousin but instead it's coming from a beautiful woman, and that's magical to me

Nagumo-san! 南雲さん！ #PixelArt #ドット絵 #CITY #CITYtheAnimation

This has me contemplating a Kaine cosplay... I don't know if that's something I have in me but a girl can dream

Aerith in Kaine outfit ⚔️

all the good shit happens when you're smoking weed at 2am. just had an ambulance driver ask me "have you seen anybody walking down this street covered in blood"

Feeling very small and weak suddenly

has there ever been a more tired mom?

spent all day yesterday telling my nephews “yeah it’s okay, you can have my transformers toys from when i was a kid if you want” and spent all of this morning going “fuuuuuuuckk!!!!!!”

Its Done! Marisa Kirisame! #Art #TouhouProject #MarisaKirisame #KirisameMarisa

they just nerfed your boss fight dude. yep they gave you more startup on your attack. all the people who beat you pre-nerf are gonna boast about it. sorry man.

GOODWILL FIND OF THE CENTURY

just got a job at the haunted house as The One Guy Who’s Really Allowed To Kill You

Shallmon

Sex with Buffy.

Beech

we don't need allies we need accomplices

Checked out this manga after hearing of it here. It's really common that gender-bender manga vaguely wave at trans ppl as "oh they exist but that's some other shit", with vague allusions to SRS This is the first series like this I'd seen that engages SRS and HRT as a real option that people undergo

this will be dorley in 2027

selfie

pictured below : the despicable mouse

reisen

working a comedy show. both the openers no-showed, so my coworker (not a comedian) got on stage, had the sound guy intro him with a godsmack song, read a chaucer poem in middle english, then said "well, that's my time," and introduced the headliner. bravest thing i've ever seen. very high-concept.

im sorry but dungeons and dragons is not a game where you can "do anything". the game where you can do anything is freestyle roleplaying on the neopets message boards

i'm very careful to wear earplugs at shows, to protect my hearing. i also listen to thrash metal at max volume on my earbuds whenever i want

If you spend enough time shading something you lose the ability to tell if you like it anymore #faithlehane #cordeliachase #cordyfaith #art

I am lost and frightened. Would you please travel together with me back outside?

golden witch

Kind of embarrassing how debilitatingly depressing it is to get read as a man when I'd felt confident with how I look

fuse #umineko #うみねこ