I forgot how good it was for my ego to take nudes

this game of baseball would have been better if after hitting a home run the player had turned to the camera and said that he was the same kind of communist i am

take ur face sunscreen down to ur neck u beautiful capable transsexual

Baseball is dope as fuck. Easily the third most entertaining way to get genuinely angry

being expected to download social media in order to keep up with local lgbt events is literally like being held at gunpoint

last shot before they spay me

Imagine if dishwasher was like washing machine and if you did it wrong all ur plates turned pink and small

Sex with Buffy.

wow...

Alice in Wonderland themed costume thing (so I *did* get another chance to wear the corset!)

Colonel Sanders. ☆ ...Hao... kyute... #higurashi

Iori and his lesbian wine aunts is still one of the best teams in a fighting game ever.

RANDYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

:/

#umineko #うみねこFA #うみねこ

da seattle mariners, baby!

writing 'women want me' on my visa application

Strange sense of pride from seeing one of the shirts I donated on the thrift shop mannequin out front

📚🪱

I GOT GENDERED CORRECTLY BY A CUSTOMER 🥳🥂🎉🎊

it's crazy how Nintendo didn't say a single thing when Toadsworth passed away

[0012847] Horse gets stuck "experiencing mortal fear"

rainy day

sisters

villains

i'd just thought of the most original take on weapon degradation but now the discourse is about expressive platformers. i'll have to wait a whole week for it to cycle around again.

packing together some snow like a pillow to raise her hips up a little

dear talia and beth, please stop making nichole estro junkies relatable. i don't want to relate to nichole estro junkies. she's horrible. thank you for your attention to this matter. i expect it to be addressed by the time i turn the page

update: i turned the page and the problem got worse. what the fuck

tuning into basketball the game was basically over when I tuned it and i get to see caitlin clark get elbowed in the face and lose by a heart-breaking margin, this is exactly what i wanted as a new viewer

those good pockets of the awkward hair phases where you find a cute little go-to style trick

蔵夏メイド服幻想

Yknow, I understand that people really only leave books no one actually wants in these things, but leaving actual garbage is just :/

sorry boss, i got sundered so i can’t come into work today. but good news: fourteen diminutive, debased shards of my soul will be there

if you had the strength to take another step could you get me a beer

Really consistently getting knocked down a peg every time I'm feeling good Like cmon, surely I don't need it *every* time? My ego can't need *that* much checking??

ranni rq

at the castle rat show w the rat reaperess :>

Haven't liked ponytails on me for a while (part of why I started cutting my hair short) But I think this works okay :p

Monster Hunter what??

Once again the humble indie dev is trampled upon Massive and uncaring AAA giant Square Enix has carelessly announced their new game hours before I was going to release my new game that also happened to be named Dragon Quest 12

youd rhink women clamoring to have sex with you would be wonderful. and it is. but the paperwork has to be done, and theres always more of it.