every year millions are tricked into tuning in to the state of the union on the false hope that this year will be the year a president dies on live tv They never die on tv they all die on the toilet and then their bodies are moved somewhere more dignified before the authorities are called

I expected "deliberately making your audio sound like it's clipping even though it's actually at -2 db" to be incredibly easy but apparently it is not. a pox on audacity.

it's stupid that having multiple artistic pursuits means that my time is split between each one of them. I should get Bonus Hours added to my week for every new hobby.

steam narrowly avoiding the "guy in the foreground looking at a town in the background with possible fascist undertones" trifecta

oh fuck, the mermaid mask has a nextfest demo? that must mean it's pretty close to coming out, hell yeah

and as we know, these are connected: portraying trans woman as 'a woman as a penis = threat = isolate' means isolating her to further objectify and violate, as 'inherently extremely-sexual' 'woman with a penis'. trans women are women b/c the Assumption of an organ is taken as consent to be touched

Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich https://theonion.com/report-oh-fuck-yeah-egg-yolk-dripping-all-over-sandw-1819579733/

I seriously don't get why "no war with Iran" is so difficult to say. What case could possibly be made by USG to satisfy these Democrats who should absolutely know better? I don't blame them for where we are but the point of being the opposition is to clearly oppose.

okay so the evangelion studio made the new gundam anime, and the gundam studio is making a new macross anime this was already kind of odd, but yoko taro making a new evangelion complicates the situation considerably I think this means the macross studio has to make drakengard 4 now

i've made a new comic called "TOY STORY II: a sequel to Toy Story".

update: lol

oh my god i missed the ten year anniversary of GUSTDS SAYS S yesterday. anyway. happy ten years of GUSTDS SAYS S

the conservative and "radical feminist" campaign in the anglosphere becoming "we are going to get rid of all the trans women interlopers in women's spaces and scorched-earth these spaces which have been tainted by parasites" to "why are cis women leaving en masse? stupid handmaidens" is something

RIP Jesse Singal, who has died in an accident. Someone painted a road tunnel on a wall with a sign that said "Trans Clinic (Barefoot Only)" and he drove a Tesla into it at 275km/h, destroying all his bones instantly. Musk fans are calling it an "Epic Bacon way to go"

found a perplexing and vaguely ominous entry in my note-taking app

the secret to game design is that as much as players may claim otherwise they all love choosing one out of three things

polyamory is goofy but not for the reasons monogamous people think it's goofy. it feels like every year or two I end up going "😑 I'm falling in love with the bestie again. but THIS time ☝️ we DEFINITELY WON'T start dating about it."

creepy NPC murmuring through window: mhmhhahehehe... can you tell what's real... and what's a dream? do you think yourself wise enough to know the difference? hunter bloodborne: for the last time, no.

mad mew mew doodle i gotta rest my wrist now weh. #undertale

decided to play majora's mask again and I have to say. it is INSANE how much more sauce this has than damn near every other game in the franchise

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how much would it suck if you finally had toxic sex with your hated rival who you've harbored an all-encompassing obsession with for years and it was mid

Noah Hawley writing Fargo Season 3 Episode 8 after hearing that Twin Peaks The Return is about to eat his whole ass lunch

i guess in his defense why would he know he needs to breathe. his lungs are made of sand.

Mae Doodle

The Impossible Cubes

alphys my queen of terrible awful posture i love you. #undertale

she-slime :]

(ten minutes after the end of a hangout with friends visiting from out of town) If the government won't give us cheap high speed rail then we are going to need to destroy time itself. And we're going to need to do it yesterday.

shaking my head while jamming to american boy to show i don't approve of kanye, america, or boys

If you threaten to kill one person that’s a TOS violation. If you threaten to kill a million people that’s discourse.

I very rarely check Twitter (I’m not logged in on my main device and I never engage there anymore) but one big difference is that I see more Twitter Nazi stuff on Bluesky than I do on Twitter. People on Bluesky seem very committed to showing me screencaps of Twitter Nazis. Twitter people don’t care

its so crazy that modern star trek fumbled so hard in the wake of game of thrones. theatre actors doing epic monologues in plots that are 85% meetings had never been so hot. the goal was wide open. and then they made star trek picard

I read this right before going to bed last night then couldn’t sleep because I was staring at the ceiling thinking “Fozzie Bear is a Lebanese Christian and gets mistaken for Jewish like Ralph Nader or Tony Shaloub”

as far as i can tell “bio hacking” is just a goofy term for giving yourself some combination of an eating disorder and a drug addiction

I do find it interesting how like. it feels like toy story 5 marketing is positioning the antagonist as "openly sinister." which is very odd for a series which essentially went "villain protagonist, sympathetic villain, sympathetic villain, sympathetic villain judging by the Wikipedia plot synopsis"

alternatively if you wanna draw a butch trans woman then please go talk to butch trans women there are so many. so many. don't use butch trans women as an Ethnographic Education Experience though if you wanna depict you gotta arm wrestle first

I had to draw it

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It is truly upsetting and dangerous just how toxic and aggressive fanbases are getting across the board. Comics folks have known for ages but it is only getting worse and spreading unchecked and it is going to get people hurt and have projects killed, and already has.

this time we tricked everybody who though they were watching bender's big score into watching the speedy dub of broly. i wish i got a recording of everyone screaming at me for this one because it was seriously like four minutes of the loudest i've ever heard people yell

"is there a technology the left are actually excited about?"

Useful note on portraying trans women: Shaving is a widely available method by which facial hair can be removed, which in many cultures is not only something people with facial hair can get away with, but actually broadly accepted. For this reason, it's commonly done even by closeted trans women

i think the megadrive is the funniest case of this to me cause they really made the system with the intention of "we gotta rival the famicom and pc engine!" to quickly changing that purpose to "we gotta rival the super famicom!" within the span of like... three years

Well I'm just a Christian Baseball Baby Yeah I'm just a christian baseball baby Home run's a million dollars, baby For you ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo

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