Pleased to announce my new product, the first Energy Hot Sauce. Fuck off, energy drinks. Each teaspoon serving contains 500mg of caffeine and is a whopping 2 million scoville units. A full bottle is literally enough to kill you multiple times over. Now available for the low low price.

The Ghosts of Mortua Luna Added the bio-mechanical cables to the Lizard mount and tidied up some of the cloth straps. Which of these two should be the final hero for my event force? Ironkin Ironmaster on Magnacoil Bike Ironkin Tracker on Lizard #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k

Rule of thumb: if a place has more than 50k people, and you (a geography sicko) have never heard of it, it's a suburb

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For those of us who never used all of our Bluesky invite codes before they went away, they should be turned into uninvite codes where we can delete accounts of our choice

#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/41154515220_d4d51c3789_c.jpg

Sasquatch Diaries 6th March sasquatchdiaries.neocities.org

i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video

Guys, has anyone posted the YES, MADAM (Corey Yuen, 1985) final fight scene on here yet? Extremely important for the website to run properly.

#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/photo_147@25-04-2018_09-30-50.jpg

Twin Peaks: Ben Horne with a baguette.

What if, hear me out What if every time you cut a land, You added two other lands? Think about it.

[seing something distressing] I'm going to [remembering that posting violent or self-destructive things online has consequences] teleport to waffle house

Gentle reminder…

See Bud, this is why I fuck with you. You always know how to keep it real af

Youth pastor voice: "Do you know who else knew a young woman who could've been a mother to him?"

To learn more about Flock and other surveillance technologies being deployed against our community, please join us on Saturday, April 11th for a presentation by Southerners Against Surveillance Systems & Infrastructure @sassisouth.bsky.social. 4/4

The City of Asheville MUST publicly release Flock audit logs to show how, and with whom, surveillance data is being shared. Furthermore, the city must immediately CANCEL its Flock contract. Reporting by @404media.co clearly demonstrates that the use of Flock is a threat to Asheville residents. 3/

A September 2025 record request from sunshinerequest.com revealed that Asheville police share data with over 1,300 agencies, including Florida's FWC, Grant County Indiana Sheriff's Office, and others known to provide ICE with warrantless access. cityofashevillenc.justfoia.com/publicportal... 2/

Today @404media.co revealed Florida’s Fish & Wildlife Conservation Commission is providing ICE with access to Flock surveillance data. According to a recent record request, surveillance by Asheville PD is shared with the FWC, potentially exposing Asheville visitors and residents to ICE tracking. 1/

"Orion, the Moon, and the Earth. EVERYONE, in that picture" - #Artemis II Mission Control.

Wow a lot of people joined. 110+ and counting! I feel like that deserves some recognition: I'm extending the #DaydrinkingJam2026 prize pool and deadline by $100 and two weeks respectively. Have fun. COME MAKE SOMETHING EVIL: itch.io/jam/daydrink...

My friend Sama'a and her family need food and shelter to survive. Please give what you can. chuffed.org/project/157569

I had to draw this cause it makes me very weepy 💖 #sailormoon #artemisii #fanart

It’s ominous, thinks I.

easters a wonderful day for art if you're a fan of bunny outfits and your favorite fictional characters being hung up on the cross

Average GITS cyborg: aghhh my eyes have been hacked!! my brain got a virus!! reality is nothing but suggestions fed to me by a sinister mastermind!! Motoko, expending 1.7% of Japan's defense budget: F cup. No wait, G. They must be big enough to put the fear of God in them before I pull the trigger

🥚 Easter bunny: Cute and soft. Brings joy to children all over the world by hiding chocolate eggs throughout their homes. 🐰 Hare man in Dwarf Fortress: Mostly keeps to themselves. JACKED. Loved by dwarves for their fluffy tails and long ears.

this is what every artist gifted UBI by an institution should do and im not joking

i was trying to find an old tweet that i couldn't fully remember the text of and then this happened and now i don't even care about the tweet anymore

“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.

Taps the sign.

Happy Saturday, heretics

A budget proposal that literally wants to gut every single positive thing our taxes get spent on to fund a forever war no one wanted to distract from the Epstein Files. There are rumors Trump might be at Walter Reed right now, and honestly if he finally croaked this circus tent would collapse.

Tomodachi life personality types

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probably the most perfect encapsulation of "fandom nerds think fiction is a window into a simulated world vs. an act of communication" i can imagine. it communicates why it's dumb more clearly and in fewer words than just saying it

computer is very scary which is why you have to treat computer like scared horse. feed computer sugar cubes and apples. get it familiar with your scent. and if it breaks its ankle. well. it was nice knowing computer.