how i look at boomers when they ask if me and my wife are sisters

i should really dye my hair bright red again

luv this thing

the average right wing lawmaker is a brain damaged moron so viciously psychotic that they may actually be classified as a different species entirely

if all this is a simulation can we reformat the drive pls. start it all over, this shit sucks

its free! we put out a free lp for you! you gotta wear your own headphones but the lp is free! there's a zine in the back!

its free! we put out a free lp for you! you gotta wear your own headphones but the lp is free! there's a zine in the back!

i want a philly cheesesteak and to never have to open outlook again

i ❤️ living paycheck to paycheck i ❤️ not having gone to the doctor in a year i ❤️ being one emergency away from bankruptcy and eviction i ❤️ losing weight bc i can only afford 2 meals a day i ❤️ living in fear yay yippee life is great woohoo

why is all news now just: "illiterate moron from poopville fails to stuff square peg into round hole, hired by team hitler and is now in office" "we need to give diddlers complete immunity" "heartwarming: this hallucinating robot convinces 1000th person today to commit mass murder" "GAYS? NO!"

Haven’t wanted to talk publicly about it but i have been experiencing a really rough time with my health this last month and had to take a break from working gigs and so things are just really tight again. Anything helps. ♥️ Venmø: @ ThatChingy Cashąpp: $Bamchi Paypąl: DM me

Hey there, this is the account manager for Jucika, I hate to break silence but we need help to pay for an emergency kidney removal. We are currently uninsured and living in the US makes it difficult We're hosting a gofundme to help avoid medical debt Thank you for understanding gofund.me/16ef32cb1

the biggest red flag of all time: wanting to have sex to the tune of ‘Crazy Bitch’ by Buck Cherry 🤮

if you can afford to buy a house, fuck you

Panam #Cyberpunk2077

stupid idiot tire exploded if anyone wants to buy nudes so i can afford to pay rent after buying a new tire to drive to my job where i get paid barely enough to afford rent but not if an emergency happens thanks!

took some incredible nudes, that is all

im tired!

my body is 50% weed and 50% mcdouble. im in perfect health

i <3 my baddie wife

my thighs are too soft. my ass is too perky. my life is ruined!!!

astounding that democrats both caved on healthcare and want to ban weed again. fucking morons LMFAO, we really need a new party

love that most of the world is like, "here citizen! have education, public infrastructure, healthcare, and publicly funded resources to better your life!" while the usa is like "ok guys. the 4 rich white guys said no food or medicine for ANYONE this year. go sports gamble and buy product." nice!

i need to get bigger tits so people start listening to me

us government to rename pride month to prejudice month

shoutouts to the woman in this walmart parking lot rolling a blunt with a huge open bottle of cognac in her cupholder

i live for the days when my hot emo wife puts on some fishnets and does some crazy-ass eyeliner. she's so hot i ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

my wife is so pretty. cant believe im married to the hottest emo woman of all time

unbelievably good vibes tonight. hope is back in a major way

western beauty standards are insane... so many people can tell me i look pretty as fuck but then im like "hmm. im not as surged up as this millionaire woman. i must be uggo!"

burn corpo shit!

i need to get even larger, even rounder glasses

feeling sad? make salsa at home. you will surely not regret making salsa at home!

using telekinesis to make you wanna listen to me and @bongodenkirk.bsky.social ‘s new single ‘Damage’ free for download on bandcamp! check it out ;)) nervousservice.bandcamp.com/track/damage

studies have shown this is a terrible time to be 26 and in a low income bracket

playing cyberpunk to prepare for the incoming collapse of the internet, society, food supply, etc.

i have no qualms possibly being a starving artist for a long time, bc at least im real. that can never be taken from me, i have enough and i'm not a psychotic rich weirdo. it's the little things!

things ppl should stop doing i think: 1. blasting videos max volume on public transit 2. using AI because they are too fucking stupid to have their neurons fire anymore 3. recording regular ppl in public 4. taking pics of regular ppl with some caption like "ur not a vibe 💀💀💀" and posting them

what a beautiful day

using 110% willpower to not post about how fucking hot my wife is. wait... oops

sometimes i smooch my wife and i get the feeling my body melted then instantly reformed itself

diagnosed with severe needing to bounce on it syndrome

if ur coming here from twitter u found me. u've found onion girl. im still at it

world's falling to pieces. im enjoying a 99¢ slice of pizza

hey if you wanna hear these two gay emo girl’s music, check it out! new single ‘frog legs’ out now by nervousservice nervousservice.bandcamp.com/track/frog-l...

they should make dr martens that dont turn ur feet into a pool of blood

i need johnny silverhand like i need water

if u think im cute, u can buy pics of me. its that easy AND i get to eat something other than rice and canned beans/meat

my wife is so beautiful. shes so cute. shes so funny... wtf. how can my love for this lady be so boundless