how to fix your life (pg 1)

Lan Party (Feat. Ripley cuz I love her)

deadly meteors

Sore jaw

Pic of me hanging out with @oogabutt.bsky.social but she's kinda hard to see here idk should I have moved my butt outta frame? :/ I can't reccomend topping a chick while wearing her wife's wedding ring enough btw

be gay, do crime, suck a butch.

Who wants to beat my ass in a like way overboard and no longer resembling impact play kind of way just like fully sent hooks to the face and ribs

Rave was meh but then I linked my bdsm cuffs together and it immediately improved both the music and my dance moves somehow Chat am I cooked

Returning years later truly bald except for a wig of blood,

XXX

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Sad movie

been art-blockin' lately. trying to just power thru with some random crap #art #oc #surreal

Feeling a bit like season 5 Adriana folks

Me: Oh I'm just real sad today My ceaselessly expanding ass: PAP PAP PAP PAP

I drew fanart which is how you know I liked he show

Spotted the fuckin @d6016.bsky.social of sick boots at the thrift store and immediately found a pair of sick boots for like 15 bucks. I have been blessed by the boots beast.

Indulge me God damn it

For the love of God get off twitter I'm tired of hearing leftist goys say "I heard on Twitter" and then hit me with a barely sanitized parroting of the NWO conspiracy

CYBERSECURITY TIP: Delete all your accounts, throw all your devices in the oven, bake at 250C and walk into the setting sun

Journalists know it'd be career suicide to say it wasn't a bad thing but they also don't want to be seen saying "White supremicist shot and that's bad" so now he's a "conservative activist with past controversies"

Love the stage in a relationship where you're Donald Ducking in front of each other (wearing shirts with no pants)

Ajr sounds like if Owl City wrote all his music while in little space

How Americans one inch right of Leftist extremism see me when I mention that a 249 year old nation that legalized interracial relationships 191 years after it's formation and 22 years after the defeat of the Nazi party might have some parallel beliefs with the Nazis

Okay fine I'm a *verse* top but don't get any big ideas because I'm a very competitive woman and can smell fear 😡

Okay fine I'm a *verse* top but don't get any big ideas because I'm a very competitive woman and can smell fear 😡

I know it's not in vogue to not like country anymore but you don't have to and if I ask you what kinda country you like and you start firing off folk, western, and southern rock it makes your hands look even softer than if you just admitted you don't like country

Voltigeur for @trenchcrusade.bsky.social Voltigeurs were an idea started in the late 18th century of having skirmisher units riding shotgun with cavalry to be deployed rapidly and in depth. That was never practical but the name remained for some light infantry troops...

Doomguy in the Makyr stasis chamber: You are doing some cacodemon shit to me

This will forever be my legacy

sorry everyone they got me

adjusted for inflation

Time 4 war (2025, paint marker on paper)

The straps do look okay on my butt tho

Don't let seeing me in this go to your head 😤 My borderline unhealthy degradation kink won't stop me from whooping ur butt

I do think gay marriage is at risk but I also think we're better than the big scary headline approach to news. Kim Davis is a total has been with no political power. All this headline means is one fundamentalist citizen wrote a letter to the supreme court. That shit happens every day.

You died! Choose your next reincarnation

repost with better colors

hello philly friends and all other internet homies as many of you know i was recently laid off after recovering from a kidney infection im selling a few things for rent in between jobs and such. ill list in replies what im selling but also would appreciate direct aid if possible

'why don't the leaders of the democrats simply do this or that' why would they! they have completed the race. they are lounging at the finish line. they are living in their perfect world. they don't wanna