Here we are busting a move & being joyful. #NoKings #NoTyrants #Toronto

I just saw a Goth account praise ICE, and make racist comments about Latinos. Motherfucker, you are a GOTH. There IS no goth today without Chicanos and Mexicans. They are almost single-handedly keeping it alive. That’s like being antisemitic but building your identity around Manishewitz.

The MLB At-Bat app today.🙁

Welcome to Dorktown Mayor, Shohei Ohtani

This guy is a fucking grifter. I saw people in my own subreddit lauding him as a hero for being briefly detained and cited by ICE. The money he is raising will not be used to hurt the administration. Those kind of lawsuits don't work that way. You are shotgunning cash into a void.

Go to the thing! Be careful at the thing! If going to the thing is not for you, do some other thing! If you are really worried going to the thing is strictly performative and people won't do more things, go to the thing and persuade people to join up with your thing!

Shohei Ohtani is the first player with 3 homers and 10 strikeouts as a pitcher in a game Reg or post !!!

The Dodger organist playing Jesus Christ Superstar as Shohei leaves the pitching mound. 🫡

Like he’s the fucking pitcher tonight. What is anyone else even doing.

that ball went out of the stadium to right center a ball has never been hit there, ever ever ever

In other baseball matters, always a little extra oomph in aura when Shohei smacks a homer 469 feet in the same game where he’s pitching like a boss. And it’s not his only homer in the game. Like c’mon.

Idk regardless of the pitcher choice, we should know by now we gotta score a shit-ton to withstand whomever comes out of the pen.

The shots of Brendon Little looking as dumbfounded as everyone else about why he was asked to pitch in the most obvious high leverage situation in the game are killing me

Sigh.

Current status: stress eating cheese

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Oh hey, I’ve been hearing there are new people here and now *newer* people here 🤨 so a reminder we BLOCK ON VIBES. Don’t engage if someone’s icky. Don’t need a concrete reason. Just do it. Also yesterday was Peng Chuyue’s birthday, so here’s this to welcome the folks we won’t block. 🥳

These places should just, for budget reasons, just become "Andrew WK" school et al

Virtual! Official listing in the thread. #a11y

I mean their hideout was King’s Island in central Ohio so we always figured they were militia of some sort but they were somewhere under that fake Eiffel Tower soooooo 🤔✌🏼

It's fine to be brand new to political action, but to tell those that have been in it, that they're just paranoid-it never stops being annoying. B/c it's an eternal thing. I hear it every single time shit pops off. I know it won't stop, but we honestly just don't want ppl making the same mistakes.

Billionaires are always inserting themselves into situations when it is unneeded or unwanted but when their influence could be useful, they aren’t around. Anyway. Mark Cuban is an IU alum. He could fund that student newspaper in perpetuity with pocket change. Or withhold institutional donations.

I mean it’s nice we get a Game 6 back here but… they’re doing pretty well over there… 😕

Oh okay just got two “go crazy” spots and two “oppo taco” spots so I guess it’s back.

All right, where did my MLB At-Bat radio feeds go?

Joe Flacco should just be employed permanently by the NFL and dispatched to whichever team needs him the most at any given time

The dodgers have held the brewers to three total runs through three games. They’re on the verge of sweeping the brewers even with Shohei Ohtani doing nothing. Man, I don’t know.

Ace was the only guy who seemed to realize that Kiss was, finally, extremely funny.

Also if you're ordering girlscout cookies online and don't have a local troop, when it asks you can put in troop 6000, which is is a girl scout troop specifically setup to work within and benefit New Yorks homeless shelter system www.girlscoutsnyc.org/en/discover/...

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My seven year old niece's favorite song is "Army" by Ben Folds Five. She calls it "The Army Song." Her second favorite is "Still Fighting It," also by Ben Folds. She calls it "The Quiet Army Song."

Top-tier use of Entitled White Guy Energy and improv. 🫡

Did some sketches of some Mariners and Jays guys during the game yesterday

Welcome, new followers. Please add alt text to the images you post. What is alt text? Glad you asked:

Okay, this is the kinda shit we have to do. (Tho tbf, pitchers don’t always allow it to happen, so yk, thanks.) #jays

I've spent *weeks* working on this special report for @thenewworldmag.bsky.social on GB News co-owner Paul Marshall – and the astonishing, unprecedented influence network he's built on the UK's right. There's never been anything like it before. www.thenewworld.co.uk/james-ball-p...

It’s always a happy thing when a kpop group wins for the first time on an SK music show (based on sales/votes, long story) and especially a group who’s been at it for a while. ONEWE starting as an indie band makes this especially sweet, and so does the nice alt-text in this thread. 👍🏻

All I can add to the “we reject universal masking” discourse is that it’s not about masks. You aren’t rejecting universal masking, which never happened; you’re rejecting having to think about wearing a mask, and maybe feeling badly about thinking about masks. Can’t help you there.

FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT. 🙏🏼 (9/11…oppo taco…go crazy…ALL GODDAMN SEASON 😭)

Indeed, the Official Motto of all of us Old People With Back Problems is “Take It Easy”. 🫡

Oh hey, I remembered that I brought a Peace By Chocolate bar home! (From HQ in Antigonish. I bought 3 and my NB hosts chose 2 to keep.) Have learned that dark chocolate overwhelms anything with it, but fortunately it's really good dark chocolate. 😊

i love that fox news is mining bluesky for content. if you're reading this, hi fox news. you guys suck.

I heard that a guy I know from podcasting 1st/2nd gen here in Canada (fairly prominent back in tha day) said some stuff about US people and Canadian people and folks are fighting about it and I’m like I guess I shooooould find out what this is about but also meh.

Join us on Thursday, October 16th from 2pm to 8pm US ET on Reddit (r/democrats) as representatives from Democrats Abroad answer your questions about voting from overseas. The global heads of Communications and GOTV at Democrats Abroad will be here with members of their team to answer your questions.

So instead of “raising fists” perhaps jazz hands? 👋🏻

Okay I’m back from my adventure in the Maritimes and I’m not enjoying this baseball. But I get to not-enjoy it from my comfy chair.

NEW: There’s a disaster unfolding in Alaska right now. And no major network is covering it. The remnants of Typhoon Halong battered western Alaska overnight. Homes, with people in them, have literally been swept into the Bering Strait. At least 20 are missing. No comment from any federal agency.

Ah, right. It’s Columbo's Day in the US! (And anywhere that wants to celebrate it.) Happy One More Thing to everyone! I hope your hair can be this fluffy. 👍🏻

the best anarchists are the people who are genuinely kind of saintly themselves, and just a little bit naive about the fact that the rest of humanity is fallen.

I am so weary of that class of extremely online leftists who think being a Serious Person™️ who only posts and does nothing else is superior to being a Fun Person™️ who physically shows up