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And every last inch of him’s covered in hair

RoboCop statue rises in Detroit: ‘big, beautiful, bronze piece of art’

The LGBTQ community has been saying that targeting trans people will disproportionately affect cis women for FUCKING YEARS. And it does. LGBAliiance treat them like their abuse is acceptable collateral damage to their prejudicial grift crusade.

Good morning. This is your reminder to get to the gym so that you can beat up racists if you have to.

Millions of us are still struggling to access affordable NHS dental care. I’ve signed 38 Degrees’ petition demanding Keir Starmer properly funds NHS dentistry now, will you join me? you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/fu...

Vile. Utterly vile. There is no such thing as a “war on womens’ sport”

It’s 2012, I am 26, I have still not seen Blacula. It’s 2020, I am 34, I have still not seen Blacula. It’s 2025, I am 39, I have still not seen Blacula.

The Power Fantasy of Superman is you still have a staff job on a newspaper.

My thoughts in the @heraldscotland.bsky.social on the current situation at Cumbernauld Theatre, which after being turned down for multi year funding by Creative Scotland may be forced to close its doors before the end of this year. www.heraldscotland.com/life_style/2...

She died as she lived. Doing 5 things at once and none of them super well

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

This article manages to name her husband before it names… her.

⚠️ Urgent Update: Cumbernauld Theatre has served our community for over 60 years, and we have until the end of this year to secure its future. Join us to #SaveCumbernauldTheatre. Visit lanternhousearts.org/save-cumbernauld-theatre for more information and to find out how you can help.

Here I am in 2020 in the flimsiest, most pitful PPE - like so many other NHS staff, some of whom died from the Covid they caught in their hospitals. Tory peer Michelle Mone - who today lost her legal case & must repay the govt £122m - dares to claim she’s been ‘scapegoated’. What, Michelle? 🧵

Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

You can't joke about anything anymore. Because you signed a multi figure contract with the Saudi government that said they wouldn't pay you if you did.

Reposting some evergreen content hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

Since 7.20 am, when I posted this 👇🏻, the signature count has risen by 500k. Starmer has gone large on a policy that has united privacy NGOs, civil liberty orgs, minority groups and Nigel Farage in opposition. Approaching lettuce levels of political ineptitude.

A drunk driver hit our car, my three friends died, and I began a fight for my life – and my ballet career

We want the media and politicians to recognise that there is a large number of women who are supportive of the trans+ community. We call on them to report truthfully about the sources of violence against women and to address the systems that perpetuate harm. notinourname.org.uk/petition/not...

The Government is planning to roll out mandatory digital ID. It’s invasive and could mean millions of people unable to go about their daily lives. Right now it's just an idea - we need to stop it becoming a reality. Join me and sign the petition now! you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/re...

You can’t joke about anything these days.

I deleted this because I didn't wanna spend the next two days replying to people, but I wanted to be sure to preserve it for posterity

I keep seeing kids in their late teens and early 20s romanticize the year 2016. “It’s 2016 and you’re listening to this song…” Guys, nobody liked 2016. Until 2020, it was considered one of the worst years anyone had ever seen. Everyone cool died. It was fucking miserable. Stop it.

i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea

Revealed: The review website secretly owned by a Fringe publicist. Story @chortle.bsky.social : www.chortle.co.uk/news/2025/08... #EdFringe

#EdFringe folk, were any of you at the AGM today and if you were can you tell me whether the motion threatening Keep It Fringe and Made In Scotland was defeated? I couldn't be there as I'm struggling physically today.

The wife She destroyed Arthur's Seat Yes YES The wife is out

You, a slack jawed Neanderthal: Duhh my tik tok where I make a weird face just made a million dollars. I'm going to eat a gold crusted steak to celebrate Me, a modern philosopher: I've crafted a magnificent sentence on a website where my only reward is getting yelled at. I live for this shit

I adored the music of Tom Lehrer, who died yesterday at the ripe old age of 97. I wrote an appreciation of him here, with links to some of his best work. There is also a shout-out to Dr. Demento. www.rogerebert.com/tributes/lif...

British doctor comes back from Gaza and confirms two things we knew: 1- the Israelis *specifically* confiscate formula feed to starve children 2- there is a clear pattern in gun shot wounds pointing to the fact that IDF soldiers are playing games hunting humans. www.instagram.com/reel/DMm03Kp...

There's a realistic chance we get to a position where Wikipedia is blocked while official government accounts are posting on a site that created MechaHitler AI

Sanction Israel now: secure.avaaz.org/campaign/en/...

Joint statement on Gaza from AFP, AP, BBC News and Reuters

Please sign. The people of Gaza are being deliberately starved. Gaza is being erased! url:https://www.map.org.uk/campaigns/gaza-is-being-erased-demand-starmer-and-lammy-stop-enabling-israelas-atrocities

In Texas it's a crime to own more than six dildos. This is the direct result of my attempt at staging my original play, 7 Dildos for 7 Brothers. The previews went extremely poorly

Wrote this back in Feb about the Neil Gaiman allegations and it's also true for Gregg Wallace, TV presenter and green grocer, who recently used his autism to excuse abhorrent behaviour.

"Gregg Wallace died on the way back to his home planet"

Emilia Pérez PR team: This is the most cursed publicity campaign in film history. The Salt Path PR team: Hold my beer. Put a fast-acting, painless poison in my beer. Then pass the beer back to me.

Needed this reminder today.

So, Death Machines are ok actually but protesting against Death Machines isn’t? Bullshit.

"words of affirmation" "physical touch" NO the only way I wish to show or receive affection is by sending someone a little picture of something insulting and writing "this is you"

at a party with smart people who are discussing foreign affairs and praying someone asks what's the population of iran so i can chime in

Reproductive rights are under attack! Take 2 mins to write to your MP TODAY to demand that abortion is decriminalised action.goodlawproject.org/decriminalis...