The most powerful lore explanation you can ever produce is "don't worry about it"

I have ADHD and the memory of a goldfish when it comes to things like this, so this has never been a problem for me 😂😓🙃

What now, Nelly? I’ve already taken off all my clothes and it’s still uncomfortably hot in here

They tell me I’m uncultured, but I’ll always recognise a bit of Beethoven.

8- Talk incessantly about the Thing you like until you have incepted all of your existing online friends into the Thing and some of them write fanfic about it that they blame you for 😂

Sha Hualing's advice changed the plot of Scum Villain. #svsss #moshang #bingqiu

On this special 4th of July I want to remind everyone that the ambrosial 90's era beverage Fruitopia was around for nine years, thats five years longer than the Confederate States of America.

Happy 34th day of Pride Month! To celebrate, here's Thomas Jefferson and Hatsune Miku

Disturbing yet accurate

I was planning to take the kayak back out onto the lake tonight for the fireworks, but. It’s kinda cold, ngl. 😭 Maybe I will just plan to do that next year… and hope it will be warm and nice and not cloudy and threatening rain and chilly. 😩😩😩

Happy 4th of July to all the Matt/John shippers out there.

It's me. I'm the generation.

registering for the nathan’s hot dog eating competition and then sitting there leisurely enjoying a couple dogs for 10 minutes

I ended up making a Clodsire & Wooper figurine to go as a set with my Quagsire one 😼

Because I somehow wake up at 7am when I’m camping whether I mean to or not, I took the kayak out first thing. Shattered my record for distance around the lake, and I saw some deer and a heron! (Which I took these somewhat blurry pictures of.) 😁

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY BUY WESTING PAPER PRODUCTS

I can think of one extremely patriotic thing that can happen on July 4. Let's manifest it, like when Martha Jones gets everyone in the world to say "Doctor" at the same time.

There is something so deeply Michigan™️ about sitting by a campfire 200yds or so from the shore of Lake Michigan, while a car drives past the campground blasting “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” at full volume.

don't say that

Ended up spending like half of my day today writing fic. Was it the fic I’m supposed to be working on, which is currently literal years late? Of course not. 😩

I just saw the context of this which is basically 'no one ever talks about trans issues in Psycho or Silence of the Lambs'

Very much ready to take off for my long camping weekend~

Annnd then I accidentally stayed up until 5am oops 😓😩

Thank you, Meijer Rewards 🙏🏻

Relatable 😅

House-made ketchup. Just give us Heinz, they figured it out already and you're not improving on the recipe.

Evergreen

‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios

Behold! I have avoided buying a new, expensive hydration pack for my upcoming Orlando adventure by incorporating a 1.5L HydraPak into my existing Patagonia Atom sling bag. \o/ And it still has plenty of space for other essentials!

Legendary beasts 🔥

My beautiful horse. #makeaterriblecomicday2026

Helping™️

"Ben owns a farm. He employs 100 workers. His total payroll is $10 million/year. One day, he buys a mule, which provides the worker who uses it with a modest 10% productivity gain. Ben fires 99 of his workers and purchases 99 mules, expecting a 1,000% productivity gain..."

I have a diabolical plan to stop the rise of the Democratic Socialists! It's foolproof and guaranteed to work! It has no known defense! Step 1: Be a Democratic politician already in power. Step 2: Do all of the good things that DSA mayors do once they're elected, that 80% of your own voters want.

I'm loving this series of cocktails

Maybe they should spend less on lattes and avocado toast ☕️

Today in the Facebook comments section, a Good Thing happened 🥰🐎

BBC News went live to Cabo Verde and then Cabo Verde scored a goal. Absolute scenes.

Bought my ticket for Universal Orlando in October! 🎉 This was actually sort of a terrible time to buy it, financially, but I did have the funds set aside and I did it now b/c I got a promo deal for a 3-day pass + 2 free days. So now I have to work my ass off so I can take the whole week off >.>

My neighbor told me a cat keeps eating his british prime minister so I asked how many PMs he has and he said he just goes to the commons and gets a new PM afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding PMs to a cat and then his daughter started crying.

page of #rylandgrace doodles #projecthailmary #phm

"I hear you're sending me a seventh prime minister"

|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| | Private Equity | |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / 　づ”

I don't expect everyone to be a police abolitionist but c'mon you cannot possibly believe that we need more cops in this country

Update! I have so far read 7 chapters of my blind date book, and it is delightful. 💕

our mad senile pedophile king is at war with a shallow body of water on his front lawn and is losing