The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it

WAIT IT GOT BETTER: "If your publication record is primarily free verse, please do not apply, as the position requires a deep understanding of classical forms and poetic techniques." also you should have an NEA and/or a guggenheim, i just laughed so hard the holy ghost came out through my nose

At last, some good news~ 😌

“short narrative stories” Because AI can’t handle continuity for more than a few seconds at a time, so they’ve had to piece this together out of tiny little clips. The resulting product will have so many cuts that it becomes the visual equivalent of jangling keys in front of a baby.

*screams pitifully like Vader at the end of the prequels*

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/

Lost my favorite uncle in the 'sota. He did three tours in theater. Went back even after a girl with blue hair was mean to him at a Dairy Queen. Got taken out by an IEHD on his last patrol.

Democrats Introduce Bill That Sits on Its Ass and Doesn’t Do Anything hard-drive.net/democrats-in...

Heads up to everyone on #Tiktok: With the sale of TikTok here in the US not even over a week old, the people running TimTok appear to be announcing that they'll be tracking whether you're LGBT, and specifically whether you're transgender or not. Don't give them an inch! Delete your tiktok

I post this link merely as a cultural curiosity and not so that anyone could print one if, say, whistles were banned. Obviously that would be wrong.

Give Ilhan Omar a gun

Just a heads up, tomorrow is Large Boulder the size of a Small Boulder, hope you've done your shopping and holiday meal prep.

I don’t think students should only read horny books in college, but they should be assigned at least one (1) very horny book at some point when they’re in college.

it’s fun to remind the youth of today who were too young to remember it unfolding in real time about how the minute Obama became a viable presidential contender, the brains of every individual on the entire American right simply turned into scrambled eggs and they have never even partially recovered

Philadelphia once brutally murdered a friendly hitchhiking robot within hours of its arrival, and THESE clowns think they stand a chance?? 🤣

I am just gonna say it, these guys are completely emasculated by the knowledge that they have been out-organized by a group that is significantly made up of women, and all the bullshit call of duty nonsense is cope for their wounded egos bsky.app/profile/jeet...

pigeon

wait, so Visa, Mastercard et. al can go after video game storefronts for six fucking months for having porn games but the moment X/Grok starts generating ACTUAL CHILD PORN they CHANGE THEIR POLICIES? dawg,

4:3 crop is perfect lmao

part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis

stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.

This is why we had Jim Crow instead of truth and reconciliation after slavery ended. People are so quick to absolve anyone who pays lip service to changing their mind about human rights violations instead of letting them live with the social consequences of their words

If you need some extra distraction from *gestures broadly at everything,* Kilauea is here to help. The next eruptive episode, episode 41, looks to be kicking off right now! Fountains are starting to grow in height. USGS LIVE stream here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXKu...

When you don’t know for sure that the state law enforcement entities will obey your authority, you do this.

2026 has radicalized pop crave (complimentary)

Rude 😤

how do you fuck a storm

"Like many other blue states, Minnesota pays more to the federal government than it takes in. But why should the state continue to subsidize a government bent on destroying it? What if it just…didn’t?" A big question from @snipy.bsky.social in @atrupar.com's PN: www.publicnotice.co/p/minnesota-...

Frigid Friday. This morning in Chicago at minus-8 with minus-31 wind chill.

Fascinating thread!

In which I was forced to go outside in my pajamas because my stupid garage door was open and wouldn’t shut (because of a bit of snow that was blocking the laser thing), and I am very grumpy about it. 😠😤

I just thought everyone should see this

the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns

Consider: this is because the little people are always there, the mushroom just lets you see them 👀

Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now.

can I just get clarification on who "we" is in this sentence, because it seems to me that the person who invented the resource-guzzling shit extruder and profits from the resource-guzzling shit extruder is surely the one who needs to come up with a purpose for the resource-guzzling shit extruder.

Sorry, friends who live in Ohio. But it will be necessary.

I have seen the light 🙏

🐹: Don't w..worry my king!! I'm going to save you!!! 🐺:⁉️ #moshang #svsss #人渣反派自救系统

Sydney Sweeney is right up there with Jared Leto on the “why are they still casting these people in anything??” list tbh.

Too real 😂

You love to see it. cybernews.com/security/dev...

Boy Who Grew Up Playing New Vegas Still Enjoys It as Grown Woman hard-drive.net/boy-who-grew...

big shout out to everyone attempting to complete basic tasks

If you live outside of the US--especially in the EU--and you can't understand why USians don't march on DC the way yall protest from time to time, just please understand that the 52,000,000 of us in the West are the same distance from DC as Madrid is from freaking Moscow. Distance matters.

some bits of wisdom from tunglr

*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*