How are my Canadians doing?

I don't need humans to go to Mars I need someone to figure out the correct # of times I need to be reminded by text/email/popup of an upcoming meeting/appointment, between '3 minutes in advance' and 'twice a day for an entire week'

“Is there a technology the left is excited about?” Yeah man, it’s called anything that can be useful and make my bills go down instead of a thing that can’t do anything without my help and doubles my electricity bill

So many Wutherings Heightses and NOT ONE has the courage to have Hindley Earnshaw drop his baby down the stairs and Heathcliff catch it and then get mad because he should have let the baby fall.

Watching WUTHERING HEIGHTS (1992) for the first time in ages + I'd forgotten it not only keeps the frame story it adds narration by 'Emily Brontë' who wanders the moors in a cloak and speaks in a mellifluous voice because she's pkayed by SINEAD O'CONNOR. Can't believe I forgot that detail.

In the deepest depths of my Saltburn obsession I remember going on about how impressed I was the director used montage + music as a key element of storytelling and it reminded me of how fanvidders cut things together + today on a pod soneone aaid 'she's a great music video director and...

Gotta go to the gym tonight nmw even if i just wander around and do the treadmill and a few basic machines, don't need to be this stiff and confined

HELLO, FRIENDS! The women's shelter where I volunteer lost almost all of their art and craft supplies last year. I can't fix everything, but I have a big network here, and so do a lot of you, and I'm pretty sure that together, we can fix this. www.thingstogetme.com/2169641a9c163

'What people have been promised leadung up to this: 'It's sexy, it's kinky, it's Emerald Fennell' ok if the Emerald Fennell part meant anything to you it should make you think you're getting a straightforeard bodice ripper though.

Why has nobody done an online Wuthering Heights readalong club and will it have to be me?

The people who have not read the book are also talking how it is very hard to understand and it's not REALLY it's just hard to talk about because everyone has the same 3 names distributed between them. That said, I'd accept a Dave Molloy 'Great Comet' style opening number

He has not read the book and is trying to explain what it's about /o/

I do want to rewatch 1992 + 2011 now

Slightly losing my mind as Fennessy talks about liking the 1939 'Wuthering Heights' and then claiming that Fennell came up with centering the love story. 1939 WH is pure Hollywood tragic romance. Like what is anyone talking about?

Here it is, your moment of zen.

I was gonna go to the gym after dinner but my bed ended up too cozy. At least I've been reading, by which I mean, watching Wuthering Heights content on Reels

Roses are red Violets are gay

Though same reviewer talked about Fennell's films being calculated to create a Puritan backlash and honestly yes,people please stop falling for it. You absolutely would have Puritan backlashed 'Wuthering Heights' in 1847.

saw a professional reviewer call 'Promising Young Woman' a misogynist movie and I need to walk into the sea

So, I know when we said we were going to do a deep dive into the origin of Wolverine, we implied that we would be discussing comic books, but that was absolutely a lie.

The 'Wuthering Heights is not a love story it's about toxic obsession' discourse comes from the same place as 'Romeo + Juliet is not a love story it's about stupid teenagers' discourse. at some point ppl just need to go back to watching the boringest Pride & Prejudice or whatever 'counts'

Coco Gauff: “I don’t think people should be dying in the streets just for existing.” www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...

HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT! HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT! HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.

Ok i saw Wuthering Heights + it's probably gonna be my least favorite Emerald Fennell movie but it was fine + the changes from the book all make sense? If anything I would have liked more Fennellian nonsense (like EVERYTHING with Alison Oliver's Isabella, give me the story fro. HER pov)

Every time a tennis man shaves his head I worry for Jannik Sinner's luxuriant curls. Don't let Jack or Carlos convince you, Jannik.

lrt my work switched to gmail , which has issues obvs but at least i understand it and use it outside of work. some ppl who didn't want to learn a new system complained and so after like 2 years we (not I) VOTED to switch back to Outlook which had domehow gotten worse in the interim.

boggles my mind the insane trajectory of the Microsoft Outlook user experience over the last 25 years. all it has to do is manage emails and a calendar but even the simplest tasks are like "RIDDLE ME THIS:" while one thousand clowns burn you with lit cigarettes in a hall of mirrors

Ok but Heated Rivalry does not exist without the hockey RPF > hockey romance pipeline. Like, yes don't make comments AT people or in the comments of their posts but 'keep it on tumblr or group chat not social media' is funny to be b/c Tumblr is social media ppl just expect Tumblr to be weird

Happy Valentine's Day!

The thing is, social media came along about the time I quit being a full-time student + it's pretty easy to socialize as a student. It's adulthood I have trouble imagining without some kind of internet.

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

This wasn’t exactly the image I set out to find but I’m not mad at it

Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40. Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store

I accept this is it turns out Rockford is actually Angel post-prophecy human incarnation.

This was only okay - Halle Berry and especially Hemsworth are horribly miscast + Keoghan is doing too much for no reason + the story makes no sense - but still very watchable with car chases and a great schlubby Ruffalo performance. Ought to be rewarded for NOT being a streaming series.

Have the theater to myself for CRIME 101 which seems from the trailers like a movie from 1998 (complimentary)

From @taylorhaasepgh.bsky.social asking the team something they consider themselves an expert in. This three answer run is so, so funny to me.

Honestly the internet does n9t deserve emily bronte

I keep seeing 'new Wuthering Heights interpretations are WRONG' frpm people who seem to have zero theses of their own about what WH is about aside from 'these people all suck'

I think the best possible way to adapt Wuthering Heights is as an episode of Normal Gossip.

Ok i'm ordering pizza and finishing a bottle of wine + watching tennis notjing can hurt me (maybe the tennis)

i love pete campbell. what if syril karn was a nepo baby

i worry my therapist finds me boring maybe i should mix things up.

Made a small miscommunication/misunderstanding at work which will have real-world consequences which is a bummer :/

Is 'scuffed their noses making them kiss' a common problem with funko pops?

For some reason i thought looking at my inbox tonight would make logging in tomorrow (after a week's vacation) easier but now I'm just writing replies in my head