[Werner Herzog voice] i will give it a burl

whenever I want to be completely mesmerised I stare at Dean Koontz’s Instagram page

when I wear an ironed shirt to the office

Jair Bolsonaro hospitalised again after drinking contaminated ground water

inside you are two Glens

winner’s mindset

Facebook? Oh it’s good again

honestly not sure where to turn after seeing this Australian Twenty20 shirt appear in a Casey Frey video

good time to get your novel about a literature professor who keeps having to dodge the advances of his most beautiful students published

catching up on my stories

yeah. i want to "archive" an email. it wasn't an accident. i clicked that on purpose, because of how much i love to "archive" an email.

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

Fat Boy Slim is in town and tonight he played a free set INSIDE A FISH N CHIP SHOP

sure why not

anyone done this yet

yeah righto

a lot of you

çríme report

congrats in advance to whoever gets the call from creative aus telling them their art has been deemed sufficiently non-controversial

what if this is all just a promo for AD’s new prank show

our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963

NOTHING hits like a fresh cold glass of flood milk

leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block

cannot recommend highly enough opening ANY book published by the historical association of ANY small Queensland town

I have never slammed the play button harder while screaming

Obligatory

does anyone want a quick cngame

if I were an Australian batter I would simply not leave a gap between my bat and my pad

The secret to beating bumrah is to make sure your brain isn’t fully formed

THE BELL JAR HARD ❌ It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted the Rosenbergs, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York EASY ✅ That summer was sizzling, and so were the Rosenbergs

The Assassination of CellOPark by the Coward O-Park

I'm not good at anything. I dont do anything. I dont know anything. But I know this: Certain forces are out of control

almost always

Sesame Street is coming home to Kayo Sports

I hope the 100 day Brisbane Olympic review will include faithfully recreating this picture

STAAAAAARC

Is YOUR child texting about P.G. Wodehouse? Get to know the signs: BRB = Bertie’s Rum Bother LMAO = Lest Maiden Aunts Occur JFC = Jeeves Favours Caution BTW = Bold Tie Warnings WTAF = Well Then, Augustus Fink-Nottle STFU = Sir, That Fedora’s...Unfortunate

bad news whichever way you cut it

nice voyage … shame if was fateful

State Library’s ‘Neon’ exhibition opens next Friday and I got a sneak peek today. Cannot stress how much fun it’s going to be. If you have any interest in QLD design/history (or just want to see Stefan’s Rainbow up close) make it part of your summer plans: www.slq.qld.gov.au/discover/exh...

every detail in this picture of Carindale Shopping Centre in 1982 is just so rewarding

every Australian writer moving to Bluesky to try and sell their midlist thriller

everybody's pissed at me for opening the gates of hell even though barely any hell got out

When the wordle bot attributes my success to luck rather than skill it’s because he’s jealous

we must never let these memories fade collections.slq.qld.gov.au/viewer/IE134...

Australian dystopian novelist voice: After the Event there was no more bin night. There was no more train replacement buses.

to everyone following me because I am on a list of writers please know this is what I write (I’m the truckie)