One of my least controversial opinions as a Southerner is that in these modern times, outdoor pool season should run from May 1st until September 31st. Memorial Day to Labor Day doesn't work anymore.

San Antonio and New York City are finally gonna put it all on the line and determine which city makes the best salsa

Look, plantar fascitis sucks but I think this guy has bigger issues going on

don't know why the Twins broadcast did this but I'm glad they did

Kevin Hart is the first guy to get addicted to being in commercials for gambling.

Surprised the score’s not higher if they’re playing with two basketballs at the same time.

i replaced the milk in this drink with live bees why isn’t it good i’ll never make this recipe again

Do people mad about the odyssey casting know about bible characters being cast as vegetables

The thing is, I kinda enjoyed Howard the Duck and Ice Pirates, but this was Jerry Lewis movie was both boring and unsettling. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slapsti...

Vaping is the seltzer of smoking.

Chewbacca could well be a marsupial.

My kids elementary school project still the truth!

Once again enjoying the Sunday morning replay of Casey Kasem’s American Top 40, today from May 8, 1971, and discovered this Rupert Holmes penned ditty, “Timothy”, about, uh, cannibalism? m.youtube.com/watch?v=AXn0...

the mandalorian and grogu go to white castle

Put Ewing, Starks, Houston, Clyde and Starbury out there to start the second half

so this place just opened up in town and this has to be the worst name for a bar i've ever seen

Fascinating story about Brian Wilson’s 1978 lost weekend in San Diego, but also curious about this unexplored tangent: “My younger brother has been in Hawaii all week with his bowling league.”

seriously, get rid of your crap

this song turns 50 years old today.

Maybe half the country wouldn't be scared of Chicago if we went back to beaming WGN into everyone's homes and required a third of teen movies to take place in greater Chicagoland.

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

The Depeche Mode prophecy has been fulfilled.

30 years of pitchfork coverage has led to this (derogatory)

This final definitely needs a Guster is for Lovers laptop sticker.

Bottom of the ninth, two outs, one strike, geopolitically tense World Baseball Classic title on the line. Thank you to the LoanDepot Park organist for giving us "If You're Happy and You Know It Clap Your Hands" in that exact moment

Javier Bardem wins Oscar for best supporting actor for his portrayal of a man with a very strong work ethic looking for his employer’s lost money.

Wait, Vandy has a player named Chandler Bing?

Every day now…

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

for people who use the word sportsball, today is their super bowl

Snow, much like the Chapel Hill bands of the 90s, doesn't come to Raleigh.

One of the best actors of her generation. Easily one of the best comedians of all time. As much Catherine O’Hara as we got, it was nowhere near enough.

Catherine O’Hara SCTV thread youtu.be/990OaFr8EYw?...

I'm guessing @jonwurster.bsky.social is already well aware of this, but it does seem like the epicenter of Rock n' Roll Weirdness.

I was talking to Jaq about this recently. She didn't recall it and when I told her the premise, she gave me a look like I probably just imagined it. I mean, with a cast like the Jackson 5, EWF, some guys from Boston and ELO, Kenny Loggins AND the Runaways.

I had a temp job back in the 90s at WUNC and a new news announcer came down from DC and was talking on air about traffic in “Mee - Baine” and the lady I worked for said to a colleague “you wanna tell him or should I.”

Really appreciate @rosyoverdrive.com listening all the way to the end to offer some kind thoughts on album closer “Old Friend”.

Okay, gonna post some of my favorite music videos. To start with, "Bombs Over Bagdad" by Outkast. Remember the first time I saw it and then making a friend watch it when it came on again: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVeh...

His guard is down. It’s time to drag the Grinch out of his den and finish this

jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation

Why does it look like he’s about to introduce Soul Asylum on SNL?

Is Hudson Hawk a Christmas movie?

Brutal. @lunargiraffe.bsky.social texted me this photo this morning and said "The Ghost of Christmas Future was too late 😢"

Katy Bar!

1. We play Saturday at the Local 506 with our buds Megayacht and Three Body Problem. Gonna be a good time. Come on out!

They should do MyChart Wrapped

If there’s one thing sportscasters love, it’s to actually have spoken with this player yesterday

I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke history is a fucking joke lmao