1. We play Saturday at the Local 506 with our buds Megayacht and Three Body Problem. Gonna be a good time. Come on out!

They should do MyChart Wrapped

If there’s one thing sportscasters love, it’s to actually have spoken with this player yesterday

I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke history is a fucking joke lmao

Things that seemed specifically created for me:

busted: meditations of marcus aurelius new hotness: cato the elder's cabbage-based binge drinking methods

'...Carrboro, NC, indie band Erie Choir is the project by former Sorry About Dresden guitarist Eric Roehrig. Who was Sorry About Dresden? The Chapel Hill band was part of the golden age of Saddle Creek Records, which released albums The Convenience of Indecision in 2001...'

Guess I should note that we have a new album out today. Check it out wherever you like to listen to music. eriechoir.bandcamp.com/album/golden...

A wild-eyed Christopher Lloyd explaining that the only way to close the inter-dimensional wormhole from the Cubs winning the World Series is to play another World Series in the "null hour" when clocks are turned back.

Happy 50th to the GOAT of #tabloidheds

Occurs to me that we could get a hump day version of this if we could get Wednesday booked on SNL

"Knight Rider" (1984) s02e17, Garthe Knight (Michael Knight's evil twin) breaks out of prison. Now in glorious HD.

Berkeley Breathed's "Bloom County" loomed so large over my young life that I simply cannot believe its initial run was only eight and a half years. It filled the role that the Gaines/Kurtzman/Feldstein "Mad" magazine played for an earlier generation. A foundational post-post-punk text, imho.

Subtle reference by the photo editor?

shell station, winston-salem, north carolina, 1979

Like I was saying, here's our new summer (hating?) single, available now at your favorite streaming platform.

Stumbled upon this on A&E in my teens, rewatched it multiple times. Great soundtrack, including a version "Ooh Child" that plays as the credits role. Always felt like there were some parallels between Over the Edge and Victoria Williams song "Summer of Drugs" - post 60's hangover vibe.

when you make fun of billy joel, you are disrespecting my heritage

1. The version of "That Summer Feeling" on I, Jonathan is superior to the one on Jonathan Sings! and really should be top ten if not #1. 2. "The Summer" by Yo La Tengo would also be high on my list. 3. The first single off our next album is a "summer" song or maybe "anti-summer", hard to say.

If you know, you know. Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to all who observe.

It’s kind of hard to overstate — or convey — just how proud the state of South Carolina is to sell fireworks.

Feeling lucky? Win a vinyl copy of DIAMONDS and the DECK deck of cards! Repost and reply with your favorite song to enter!* Catch the tour and dive into the DECK at www.hallelujahthehills.com/

11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls

Attention Carrboro!

Good Monday! #mondaymotivation

1. Alert, and please share widely. A lawyer at the ACLU has asked me to inform my transgender readers that they should NOT be applying for passports right now - the state department has not issued guidance to comply with the court order and they are urgently trying to get them to do so. 🧵

Brian Wilson RIP. News made me shed a few tears just now. Farewell to a true American genius. Thanks for everything you gave us. youtu.be/S22a1CITgj0

Wow!

RIP Sly Stone. If you haven’t seen this yet, seems like a good time to do so.

RIP to the great Sly Stone. A monumental loss. His PR just sent this out.

The other entertainment option in Winston-Salem is this youtu.be/8bj47JzCl7g?...

Dear Flight Attendants, No eggnog? Just say so. No need for that look.

My Mets text thread mentioned "the Jesus Luzardo" and for a second I thought they were talking about David Yow et al.

Brewers should be an American League team and the Astros should be in the National League.

So many things that I can’t remember, but 30 years later can recall buying Singles Going Steady, No Pocky for Kitty, and A Catholic Education all at Wuxtry. Think I saw a Lou Barlow in store (outside actually) at Criminal Records too.

Been a long time since you’ve been able to heckle Reid at the beach.

Ok so I’ve decided that Schooner can only play release shows or on the beach now. Original lineup (KJ/RJ/Billy/Tripp w/ Nathan) at The Sandspur (Carolina Beach) on 6/7, again w/ our longtime buds Summer Set bc what the hell, three in a row’s a winning streak. Bring the fam & your bathing suit. XO

This feels like a trap

hut, jungleland miniature golf, atlantic beach, north carolina, 1985

happy birthday jonathan richman, you fabulous bastard

Only one baseball team exists on the internet: the Mets.

feels like this was the music they should've used to announce him

is he... beating the horse with a wrench?

Sucks that the Met Gala is raising all this money just to pay it to Bobby Bonilla

I AM A PATIENT BOY I WAIT I WAIT I WAIT MY TIME IS LIKE WATER DOWN A DRAIN EVERYBODY'S MOVING EVERYBODY'S MOVING EVERYBODY'S MOVING MOVING MOVING MOVING PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME TO REMAIN