I...I didn't realize how much I needed to hear this.

oh this is lovely

yesterday an idiot exec at a games company said an LLM could have come up with their most successful games. today he does not have a job. this is The Way.

"Is there a technology the left is excited about?" Yes.

trying to come up with something to link to if i can sponsor this at all maybe a gofundme. maybe something stupider

Someday we’ll find it The Rainbow Connection The lovers The dreamers And STIIIIIIIIIIING

Former leash kid Cristian Uriostegui was not friends with the leash monkey

This is the most thorough evisceration of armchair game design and online gamer groupthink I've ever seen

“We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don’t dream can’t comprehend” lit up my brain like Gondor calling for aid

evergreen exchange between me and @zenghiaro.bsky.social

@schumer.senate.gov @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social @reppaultonko.bsky.social I want these two sentences to be the beginning middle and end of anything you say about funding until it's done

Very relatable, Lucy

the neopets ttrpg sucks ass. use this game jam as an excuse to make a better one!!!!

current adhd med dosing attempt status

it was the best of times it was the worst of times he drinks a lager drink he drinks a cider drink

loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.

alterspring.org/@phrawger made one of these. ask questions and get answers if you dare

Heh, no, Lex Luthor does bad. I'M doing POORLY

some of you on here

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

i've got What's the Buzz from jesus christ superstar mashed up with gimme gimme gimme by abba stuck in my head and it's honestly like having an upstairs neighbor who's dropping their weights on the floor every ten minutes

hit a game cap on my favorite puzzle site and now i gotta subscribe if i want to play my preferred puzzle types. worst pain imaginable

IF YOURE IN LINE STAY IN LINE, THEY CANT TURN YOU AWAY FROM VOTING

hot shit

www.puzzmo.com/puzzle/2026-... this puzzle's art, to me

Jim Steinman used to like to cut his nails really short and hammer on the piano keys as hard as he could because he thought it looked cool to dribble blood on his piano whole he played, and I think that’s part of why no one writes music quite like Jim Steinmen.

This one and Flimsy Steve live in my head constantly

this is a callout post for a cruise line that put an ad on the twitch stream i was watching a midi solo piano cover of FREE BIRD?? fuck off a lottle

if you're an nba player in the middle of a game, i think what you really need to do is take a long, hard look at the basketball. every game has got one. figure out who has it, and what you need to do to get hold of it. put it through the basket and you could score yourself two points, maybe more

50 First Dates is about a guy with a roguelite girlfriend

I've never been both so excited and also so nervous to open a post.

I really like "Trainwreckords" as a title but there's a guy on RYM with a series called "1,001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear" and God. God that's so good

Only 8 more sales of World Wide Wrestling (or 4 of the Mega-Champ Bundle) to go to hit a nice round 500 free Community Copies for 2025! itch.io/s/137078/wor...

Here’s to 2026

get weird with it. i dare you

My old world? Dying. My new world? Struggling. My now? Monstering.

tv shows should do what sports broadcasts do and thank new audiences that are just now joining them. every five minutes, all the actors should look at the screen, introduce themselves and their characters, and announce which of them is winning the show

Last and best, from a kindergartener my mom and her sisters rode the school bus with back in the early ‘60s: “You mean old thing from outer space! Why don’t you go home and eat a fuck salad!” I am still convinced that this is the single greatest burn of all time.

The Legends Z-A starters if Game Freak weren’t cowards

Good chrimbus for lil dudes

Digging through old chatlogs and i found this: the Litany Against FGC Salt "Grant me the thinkums to outsmart the foes I can outsmart, footsies to outspeed the foes i can outspeed, and brainbrain to know the difference"

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

Hey.

“On behalf of Director Park Chan-wook's new film, we are cordially inviting all Fortune 500 CEOs to a special screening of NO OTHER CHOICE. This is truly a film that speaks to our gracious executive leaders and the culture they have cultivated.” Beast mode shit.

Big things happening on r/bejeweled

when i give a friend a new vocal stim

getting to the point where if I use a website for more than thirty minutes at a time i give 'em one of these. gretzky mode